Bade Miyan Chote Miyan

A complete snoozefest...

It takes tired tropes and tires them even further...

Is bringing two big action stars together a job almost done? Star power does help create the right buzz to some extent...but does it really promise a good time at the movies?

Fast, furious and infuriatingly fatuous.

Bade Miyan Chote Miyan is obnoxiously loud and mindless schlock that drags on for too long with terrible acting and idiotic scenes. There's no suspense in this formulaic garbage about military agents fighting a terrorist.

This is not one of those movies a person is meant to take seriously. We're meant to admire the pretty stars and have a great time knowing the nation is safe in their hands. It's a delight.

Bade Miyan Chote Miyan is stuffed with set-pieces in which the Freddy-Rocky combo spray bullets in all directions, flex their muscles, and blow up everything in sight.

‘Bade Miyan Chote Miyan’ goes out all guns blazing to make for an entertaining potboiler with heart-pounding action, cheeky humour and barely a dull moment.

Departing from his usual emotional depth, the movie blends elements from various action genres but fails to deliver the expected punch.

Good wins over evil, sure. But at the cost of viewers feeling like their eyeballs are being pulled out of their sockets by the nonstop beating and badgering of senses.