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Character name: Seth Cohen Seth Cohen is the awkward Jewish son of lawyer, Sandy Cohen, and business woman, Kirsten Cohen. Before Ryan Atwood was adopted by the Cohens, Seth was an awkward outcast that had no friends and was insulted and bullied by his haughty, preppy peers. He also was in love with Summer Roberts who didn't even know he existed. Seth named a boat after her called the "Summer Breeze".
When Ryan Atwood came into Seth's life, this awkward comic book loving skateboarder's life was changed forever and for the better. Seth grew confident under the wing on Ryan and was even able to eventually woo the likes of Summer Roberts and other girls (Anna Stern and Alex Kelly), but Summer turned out to be the great love of his life even though he had to let her go try her hand at saving the world.
In the end, after graduating high school and failing to gain entrance into his chosen school with his girlfriend, Summer, Seth finally got his life together and married his beautiful rage blackout prone girlfriend, Summer. | | Character Quotes & Catchphrases |
Luke Ward: Shut up, queer.
Seth Cohen: Well, at least I don't shave my chest.
Luke Ward: What'd you say?
Marissa Cooper: Luke, come on.
Seth Cohen: I just said you look nice in a sweater vest. It was a compliment.
Ryan: What kind of music do you listen to?
Marissa: Right now, punk.
Seth: Yeah, I am sorry, but Avril Lavigne doesn't count as punk.
Marissa: Oh yeah? Well, what about the Cramps? Stiff Little Fingers? The Clash? Sex Pistols?
Seth: I listen to the same music as Marissa Cooper? I think I have to kill myself.
Ryan: [laughs insincerely] You know what I like about rich kids?
[punches Luke]
Ryan: Nothing!
Seth: That was awesome!
Seth: Dude, what did you tell her?
Ryan: I didn't tell her anything. I think the black turtleneck in August tipped her off.
Seth: Okay, I was going for stealth, and also it's slimming.
Marissa: I mean, what did I ever do to you?
Seth: Nothing, Marissa. I've lived next door to you forever and you've never done or said anything to me.
Marissa: Oh, my God, you're the one who never talks to me. You think you're so much better than everyone.
Seth: I do? Well, if you're talking about Luke, then yes, because that guy shaves his chest.
Sheriff: So, you have no idea where Ryan might have gone?
Seth: I don't know. He did say something about going down to Mexico and gambling on cockfights. I mean, I don't know what kind of jurisdiction you guys...
Sandy: Quit joking around. Will you answer his question?
Seth: Yes, I did. I really don't know. I do not know the guy. I never got the chance.
Marissa: Look, I don't know why Luke does that. Did that. He's just...
Seth: An ass?
Marissa: Protective.
Seth: Dad, I'm sure Ryan's fine. We should just try again when it's light out.
Sandy: Could be too late by then.
Seth: Yeah, well, maybe he's better off on his own, anyways.
Sandy: What does that mean?
Seth: Okay, if we find him, then what? Then, if he's very lucky he gets to go back with his mom? I would run away, too.
Sandy: What was he even doing there? Why didn't you tell us?
Seth: Because he didn't want to go to a foster home. He didn't want to leave and I didn't want him to leave either. It's like, you force me to live amongst these-these pod people and the first cool person I meet, it's like, you kick him out of the house.
Sandy: I did the best I could.
Seth: So did I
Seth: Fair enough. Where are you going?
Ryan: I don't know. New town, get a job somewhere, save some money.
Seth: Great plan. Sounds like you've given it a lot of thought.
Ryan: So I'm now property of the government. Nickname: 0382965.
Seth: Hey, it's better than death-breath Seth. Or so I would imagine.
Sandy: Since the minute you were born, I knew I would never take another easy breath without knowing that you were all right.
Seth: So I'm like asthma?
Sandy: The minute you were born, I knew... I would never take an easy breath without knowing you were safe.
Seth: So I'm like asthma?
Marissa: Where are we?
Seth: Well, its one of my mom's housing developments. She and my grandpa own a bunch of them - this is supposed to be the model home... but it never got finished.
Marissa: Why, did someone die here and now its haunted?
Seth: Yes. That is exactly what happened.
Marissa: What are you doing?
Seth: Nothing. We're just hanging out. Oh, look, it's somebody's birthday. I guess my invitation probably got lost in the mail.
Ryan: So how long you been with him?
Marissa: Luke? Um... I don't know really.
Seth: I know. Fifth grade, when you two got your mack on during our class trip to the Museum of Tolerance. Back of the bus. Classy lady.
Kirsten: Seth. I know that I am not the perfect Carol Brady mom, but I love you and I am trying to protect you. I have dropped all the charges on him. I have hired somebody to find his mother. What more do you want?
Seth: I would like you to go with me.
Sandy: When your mother gave birth to you, I knew I wouldn't take a breath without knowing you were safe and OK.
Seth: Great, so I'm like asthma.
? "The O.C.: The New Kids on the Block (#2.3)" (2004) Seth Cohen: Dude, I don't even want Summer back. Unless that is what she wants. In which case that's not about me, that's about me supporting her and her wanting of, of, of... me. If that's what she wants.
Seth Cohen: Changing urinal cakes. That's how committed Seth Cohen is to the new Seth Cohen.
Ryan Atwood: Okay, now you're talking about yourself in, like, the 4th person.
Seth Cohen: It's a whole new dimension of selflessness, Ryan.
Seth Cohen: The Bait Shop? Could be our very own CBGBs.
Ryan Atwood: Could be what?
Seth Cohen: C'mon. What? The only music they had in Chino was the sound of gunshots and helicopters?
Seth Cohen: So, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to the urinals!
[walks off whistling as Ryan stands there stoically until Seth wanders back the other way]
Seth Cohen: I don't know where they are.
Alex Kelly: That's sweet. It's pathetic but sweet.
Seth Cohen: Yeah, that's my niche. Pathetic and sweet.
Summer Roberts: Cohen, that was really sweet.
Seth Cohen: Pathetic and sweet?
Summer Roberts: No, just sweet.
Seth Cohen: This is the old Seth Cohen. I'm back, man. Red, white, and me.
Seth Cohen: Maybe I just can't be just friends with you.
Summer Roberts: Then maybe this is it for us.
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