Andy Hallett Quotes


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The Quotable Andy Hallett
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Andy Hallett's Famous Lines
lorneMovie/TV title:Angel- episode smile time
Character name:lorne
Quote(s):
[holding the torn body of the Angel puppet] Is there a Gepetto in the house?

Angel, baby, muppet, pumpkin, um... this show is number one in it's time slot. Tykes love it all across the southland. We can't just toss a Jihad at their studio.

Lorne the Host: Maybe you have some type of puppet cancer.
Angel: I do not have puppet cancer! Come on, guys. This is a serious situation. I'm a puppet, and there are children's lives at-
[sees the time]
lorneMovie/TV title:angel-eps life of the party
Character name:lorne
Quote(s):
Lorne: And believe me, Milk Dud, speaking as the head of your PR department, we need all the face we can get.
Angel: Milk Dud?
Lorne: Said with affection

Angel: We don't know how many of them are holding grudges against us or against each other. It's a perfect recipe for an out-of-control blood bath.
Lorne: That's describing every *good* party I've ever been to.
angelMovie/TV title:angel-eps underneath
Character name:lorne
Quote(s):
Lorne: Where's Gunn?
[pause]
Lorne: Angel?
Angel: He, uh, he stayed behind.
Lorne: Stayed behind? But you never leave a...
[Angel gives him a look]
Lorne: Or I guess we do. That's what we do now.

Harmony Kendall: Uh-oh.
Lorne: This thing comin' after you, how bad on a scale of, say, one to Terminator?
Eve: [man walks out of elevator] Oh, God. He's here.
Harmony Kendall: That's the guy? He's just a suit.
Security Guard: Hey, you. Stop. Put your hands up!
[man punches the guard through the stomach]
Eve, Lorne, Harmony Kendall: Aaaaaaaahhhhh!
lorne

Movie/TV title:angel episode-not fade away
Character name:lorne
Quote(s):
Lindsey McDonald: You don't trust me. You don't think a man can change?
Lorne: It's not about what I think. This was Angel's plan.
Lindsey McDonald: Come on. I could sing for you.
Lorne: I've heard you sing.
[takes out a gun with a silencer and shoots him]
Lindsey McDonald: Why- Why d'you...
Lorne: One last job. You're not part of the solution, Lindsey. You never will be.
Lindsey McDonald: *You* kill me?
[collapses]
Lindsey McDonald: A flunky? I'm not just- Angel kills me. You- Angel...
[goes limp]
Lorne: [sighs] Good night, folks.
[drops gun and walks out]
chanceMovie/TV title:Chance
Character name:Jack
Quote(s):
Simon: The girl who wrote that number on your arm...
Jack: She was nice. Very feminine...
Simon: Yeah, well, she's kind of got it in her head that you're the guy she's been waiting for all her life.
Jack: Me? I'm pretty gay...
Simon: She thinks you're straight.

Simon: But that's not even the ****** up part. The ******* up part is that for some asinine, unfathomable reason I'm madly in love with her.
Jack: That sucks.
Simon: And then I did a really stupid thing.
Jack: What?
Simon: I slept with her.
Jack: Oh...
Simon: Now she hates me and everything's totally screwed.

Andy Hallett Quotes
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[about hiding his acting job for a long time:] "I would lie, because no one would know me anyway. My grandmother convinced me to be proud of what I do."

[modestly, on being promoted to a full cast member after working 45 episodes as a guest star:] "That was a complete surprise."

[on a pleasant surprise call from Joss Whedon:] "I was in my trailer, and one of the girls knocked on the door and said, 'You've got a call from Joss Whedon's office. I think it's kind of important.' I'm like, 'No, tell him I'm busy! Tell him I have a towel on my head, and I won't take the call.' No, seriously, I get on the phone with him, and he says, 'How are you?' 'Fine.' 'What are you doing?' 'Nothing.' 'I have some good news. I wanted to let you know that, for the back nine, we are making you a series regular.' I was shocked, stunned. I called my agent. I was totally numb." [March 14, 2003]

on enduring lengthy sessions in the makeup chair to be transformed into Lorne on "Angel":] "The makeup artist makes it so comfortable. This year, he even bought a 13-inch, flat-screen TV and a DVD player, so I can watch movies when I'm in there. Before, it was three hours staring at the mirror. He and I talk, but there are a lot of times I can't talk because he's working on me. He keeps the air-conditioning on for me. It's so pleasant. I couldn't ask for anything more. I used to have a lot of difficulty with it, but now it's cool." [March 14, 2003]






Quotes About Andy Hallett
Quote:[on Hallett's popularity on the series "Angel":] "This is his first real job ever. Isn't it sad, how long it takes some of us to get into it, and he's there, and it's like he's been there for 10 years. Hallelujah! He's the bomb."
Who said/wrote it: costar Charisma Carpenter

Quote:. But today the world seems smaller and incomplete. I have lost a friend, and the world has lost a beacon. I will never forget his laugh or his infectious smile. He has left us better than we were before. "I love you Andy. You will be missed. A room was always better with you in it."
Who said/wrote it:angel co-star christian kane

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