 Movie/TV title:
Waiting to Exhale
Character name:
Bernadine 'Bernie' Harris
Quote(s):
Bernadine: The worst thing is that he made me move out here where my children are in school with only one other black kid so they won't be improperly influenced. Well, guess what John, YOU'RE the motherf*ckin' improper influence! Get your shit! Get your shit! And, get out!
Bernadine: I give you 11 f*cking years of my life and you're telling me you're leaving me for a white woman?
John Sr.: Would it help if she was black?
Bernadine: No. It would help if you were black.
Bernadine: [Arguing about money at John's office] Who do you think started this damn company, huh? And now, you think you can just take the money and run...
John Sr.: Business hasnt been good for years, but dont you worry, you'll get what's coming to you
Bernadine: Hell, I'm not worried... you, on the other hand, should be.
John Sr.: I am prepared to offer you $300,000 cash, today.
Bernadine: Your children aren't for sale.
John Sr.: Oh by the way, I'm coming to pick up my kids on Saturday.
Bernadine: Yeah?
Bernadine: And if I hear you had em anywhere near that tramp bitch, you're gonna regret it for the rest of your life!
Fireman: Ma'am, were you aware that your car was on fire?
[Bernadine nods her head while smoking a cigarette]
Fireman: Ma'am, did you start his fire
[she puffs smoke and plainly looks at him]
Fireman: You know, it's against the law to burn anything except trash in your yard.
Bernadine: [flicks off ashes from her cigarette] It is trash.
Fireman: Look, this is a nice area. Luckily a neighbor cared enough. Listen, the next time you want to burn something...
Bernadine: It won't happen again.
[she shuts the door in his face]
|  Movie/TV title:
How Stella Got Her Groove Back
Character name:
Stella Payne
Quote(s):
Stella: This from the guy who makes a midnight run to the video store and comes back with Booty Call and the Lion King!
Stella: So how old are you anyway young man?
Winston Shakespeare: Well, I'll be 21 on my next birthday so I guess that makes me 20. And how old are you young lady?
Stella: 40
Winston Shakespeare: No truthfully.
Stella: [eating breakfast] Something sure smells good.
Winston Shakespeare: It's my cologne, it's new.
Stella: I meant the food.
Winston Shakespeare: Oh.
Stella: [in her mind] I meant the cologne.
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