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Ashton Kutcher's Famous Lines
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Ashton Kutcher - Kelso That 70's Show
That 70's Show
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Ashton Kutcher - Kelso That 70's Show
Michael Kelso
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Hyde: They should've X-rayed your head at the hospital.
Kelso: They did. And for your information, they found nothing.

Red: What's in the bag?"
Kelso: "If you mean paprika than yes Sir!"
Kitty: "Honey, paprika is red."
Kelso: "If you mean green paprika than yes Sir! Hyde, what's the spice I'm looking for?"
Hyde: "Oregano!"

Donna: Kelso, you own a shirt that says 'I'm with stupid' with an arrow pointing upward.
Kelso: Yeah, I hate that shirt, it doesn't make any sense! Seriously, who's above me?

Kelso: you know what a funny word is?.... pickleweasel.

Annette: So, all you care about is sex. I thought that there was more to you than that.
Michael Kelso: But there isn't.

[about Annette]
Michael Kelso: Look, this girl is beautiful, and she believes in me. And if I can get her to put out, she will be 3 out of 3. But right now she's only 2 out of 3, and I'm sorry but 50% just ain't gonna cut it!

[about Annette]
Michael Kelso: I love her.
Eric Forman: No you don't.
Michael Kelso: Well I love parts of her.

Michael Kelso: I have a question. If Hyde was in Hyde's bed and Jackie was in Hyde's bed, what exactly was going on in said bed?
Steven Hyde: Nothing. She needed a place to sleep.
Michael Kelso: Needed a place to sleep! Well, a bed is an interesting choice now, wouldn't you say?

Michael Kelso: BURN!!

Michael Kelso: If this is about maturity, I want nothing to do with it!

Michael Kelso: Guys, I gotta tell you something. I'm omnipotent.

Michael Kelso: I don't get Jackie, man. I mean, picking Fez over me? Me? I have the three things that women want. I'm hot, and I'm smart!
Donna Pinciotti: That's two things, you moron.
Michael Kelso: No, it's three. I count hot twice. I mean, come on.

Michael Kelso: I am reading 'cause what good is having brains if you got nothing up here?
[taps his skull]

Laurie Forman: [Jackie and Laurie are arguing in the basement] You better watch your back.
Jackie Burkhardt: Really? 'Cause you should stop spending so much time on *yours*
Michael Kelso: Burn!
[Laurie looks shocked]
Michael Kelso: Hey I'm sorry. I just got swept away by the super-good burn.

Michael Kelso: I love a good burn!
flixster.actor.standard.02.162652453 - flixsterMovie/TV title:
Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)

Character name:
Jesse Montgomery III

Quote(s):
Jesse: Dude, where's my car?
Chester: Where's your car dude?
Jesse: DUDE, where's my car?
Chester: Where's your car dude?

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Ashton Kutcher Quotes
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I don't believe that old cliche that good things come to those who wait. I think good things come to those who want something so bad they can't sit still.
Ashton Kutcher

I want to be like Tom Cruise from The Outsiders and go on and do amazing movies for a long time.
Ashton Kutcher

I'll probably never be the best actor in Hollywood, but I hope to be the hardest working.
Ashton Kutcher

I'm from Iowa, we don't know what cool is!
Ashton Kutcher

I'm happy wherever I go, whatever I do. I'm happy in Iowa, I'm happy here in California.
Ashton Kutcher

My mom is still yelling at me because she needs more autographed pictures.
Ashton Kutcher

I am only young once, who cares if I'm a goofball
Ashton Kutcher

I didn't even know guys modeled before that. I thought Fabio was the only male model, and I really didn't fit that bill.
Ashton Kutcher

I'll probably never be the best actor in Hollywood, but I hope to be the hardest working.
Ashton Kutcher

I really believe in the Freudian idea that every man wants a woman who's like his mother
Ashton Kutcher

I'm happy wherever I go, whatever I do. I'm happy in Iowa, I'm happy here in California.
Ashton Kutcher

If we are the No. 1 movie in America, I will do a Calvin Klein underwear campaign,
Ashton Kutcher

It was time to move on, it was time to do something different. I get bored easily man, I've got to change it.
Ashton Kutcher

He told her in no uncertain terms there would be no surgery. He insisted he loves every little wrinkle on her face.
Ashton Kutcher

These magazines that focus on our age difference - I just don't get it
Ashton Kutcher

It was the smartest thing I've ever done,
Ashton Kutcher

Oh yeah, he's a good kid. But what's scary is that if you look at my senior picture and his, we look exactly the same. People talk about Demi Moore being too old, but he's gonna end up looking bad, like me, so he's locking that down while he can.
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