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Ben Affleck's Famous Lines
Replace this image with a character photoMovie/TV title: Dazed and Confused (1993)
Character name: Fred O'Bannion
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Fred O'Bannion: What are you looking at? Huh? I'll kick your fucking ass, right now! What are you smiling at? Freshman faggot!
Fred O'Bannion: Fuck all of you! Fuck you!

Fred O'Bannion: You are an embarrassment to the game of pool and should be glad I even let you play at my table.

Fred O'Bannion: This first lick I'd like to dedicate to your mother... fuck her.

Fred O'Bannion: Y'all ready to bust some ass?
Replace this image with a character photoReplace this image with a character photoMovie/TV title: Mallrats (1995)
Character name: Shannon Hamilton
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T.S. Quint: Haven't you ever heard the phrase "The customer is always right?"
Shannon Hamilton: Let me tell you something. Let me give you a little secret, okay.
Shannon Hamilton: The customer is always an asshole!

Shannon Hamilton: Smart-ass ex-boyfriend! I've got two things to tell you. One: I don't like you. I see you every week in this mall. I don't like you shiftless layabouts. You're one of those fucking mallrat kids. You don't come to the mall to shop or work. You hang out and act like you fucking live here. Well, I have no respect for people with no shopping agenda.
Brodie: Is this what's known as motivated salesmanship?
Shannon Hamilton: Rene told me to leave you alone, but she's fucking clueless. The newly single always feel a bit protective of the ex-boyfriend.
Replace this image with a character photoMovie/TV title: Chasing Emy (1997)
Character name: Holden McNeil
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Holden: I love you.
Alyssa: You love me?
Holden: I love you. And not, not in a friendly way, although I think we're great friends. And not in a misplaced affection, puppy-dog way, although I'm sure that's what you'll call it. I love you. Very, very simple, very truly. You are the-the epitome of everything I have ever looked for in another human being. And I know that you think of me as just a friend, and crossing that line is-is-is the furthest thing from an option you would ever consider. But I had to say it. I just, I can't take this anymore. I can't stand next to you without wanting to hold you. I can't-I can't look into your eyes without feeling that-that longing you only read about in trashy romance novels. I can't talk to you without wanting to express my love for everything you are. And I know this will probably queer our friendship - no pun intended - but I had to say it, 'cause I've never felt this way before, and I-I don't care. I like who I am because of it. And if bringing this to light means we can't hang out anymore, then that hurts me. But God, I just, I couldn't allow another day to go by without just getting it out there, regardless of the outcome, which by the look on your face is to be the inevitable shoot-down. And, you know, I'll accept that. But I know, I know that some part of you is hesitating for a moment, and if there's a moment of hesitation, then that means you feel something too.
Replace this image with a character photoMovie/TV title: Good Will Hunting (1997)
Character name: Chuckie Sullivan
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Chuckie Sullivan: Look, you're my best friend, so don't take this the wrong way. In twenty years, if you're still livin' here, comin' over to my house to watch the Patriots games, still workin' construction, I'll fuckin' kill you. That's not a threat... now, that's a fact. I'll fuckin' kill you.

Chuckie Sullivan: So this is a Harvard bar, huh? I thought there'd be equations and shit on the wall.

Chuckie Sullivan: Every day I come by your house and I pick you up. And we go out. We have a few drinks, and a few laughs, and it's great. But you know what the best part of my day is? For about ten seconds, from when I pull up to the curb and when I get to your door, 'cause I think, maybe I'll get up there and I'll knock on the door and you won't be there. No goodbye. No see you later. No nothing. You just left. I don't know much, but I know that.

Chuckie Sullivan: Wait, Bill. Hold it. Did you hear that?
Chuckie Sullivan: Morgan! If you're watching pornos in my mom's room again, I'm gonna give you a fucking beating!
Replace this image with a character photoMovie/TV title: Armageddon (1997)
Character name: A.J. Frost
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Grace Stamper: Baby, do you think its possible that anyone else in the world is doing this very same thing at this very same moment?
A.J.: I hope so, otherwise, what the hell are we trying to save?

Harry Stamper: How long you work for me?
A.J.: Five wonderful years.
Harry Stamper: In five years you have *never* apologized to me this quickly. Something's goin' on here, I'm gonna find out what it is.
Replace this image with a character photoMovie/TV title: Pearl Harbour (2001)
Character name: Captain Rafe McCawley
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Captain Rafe: Returning from the dead wasn't all that I expected... but that's life.

Captain Rafe: You are so beautiful it hurts.
Evelyn: It's your nose that hurts.
Captain Rafe: I think it's my heart.

Captain Rafe: Danny, you can't die. You can't die. You know why? 'Cause you're gonna be a father. You're gonna be a daddy. I wasn't supposed to tell you. You're gonna be a father.
Danny: No, you are.

Captain Rafe: I should've died over there. When I was in that water, I made a deal with God. I told him I was sorry, I told him I knew I'd been a fool for leavin you and tryin to go over there and be a hero, and I promised I'd never ask for anything again, if I could just see you one more time, And ya know what? It was worth it. You kept me alive Evelyn, you brought me home. So I'm gonna stand by my end of the deal, I'm gonna walk away and I won't ask you for anything, but I just want to know why, Just tell me that will you please? Just tell me why.
Replace this image with a character photoMovie/TV title: Daredevil (2003)
Character name: Daredevil / Matt Murdock
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Elektra: Nice to meet you, Matt Murdock.
Matt Murdock: Nice to meet you, uhh. I didn't get your name.
Elektra: I didn't give it.

Matt Murdock: I was just looking for some honey. Could you help me out?
Elektra: Right in front of you.
Matt Murdock: Well, could you be a little bit more specific?
Elektra
: What are you...
Matt Murdock: Blind? Yeah.

Elektra
: You sure you're blind?
Matt Murdock: Sure you don't wanna tell me your name?

Matt Murdock: Violence doesn't discriminate. It hits all of us, the rich, the poor, the healthy, the sick. It comes as cold and bracing as a winter breeze off the Hudson. Until it sinks into your bones, leaving you with a chill you can't shake. They say there's not rest for the wicked. But what about the good? The battle of Good vs. Evil is never-ending, because evil always survives... with the help of evil men. As for Daredevil, well... soon the world will know the truth. That this is a city born of heroes, that one man CAN make a difference.
Replace this image with a character photoReplace this image with a character photoMovie/TV title: Jersey Girl (2004)
Character name: Ollie Trinke
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Ollie Trinke: You're the only thing I was ever good at.

Ollie Trinke: Come on, Dad. Don't you wanna live alone again?
Bart: Not as much as I don't wanna die alone.

Gertie: I hate you! I hate you! I wish you died, not MOMMY!
Ollie Trinke: I hate you right back you little shit! You and your mom took my life away from me. I just want it back!

Ollie Trinke: Convincing a town to approve something that's already in their best interest, that's just delayed common sense!
Ben Affleck Quotes
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  • I'm not the type of guy who enjoys one-night stands. It leaves me feeling very empty and cynical. It's not even fun sexually. I need to feel something for the woman and entertain the vain hope that it may lead to a relationship.
  • If I ever woke up with a dead hooker in my hotel room, Matt would be the first person I'd call.
  • On the day he had colonic irrigation: 'I feel I lost my virginity that day in so many ways.'
  • Rumors about me? Calista Flockhart, Pam Anderson, and Matt Damon. That's who I'm dating.
  • There is nothing worse that a thirteen-year-old boy. You're embarrassed by your parents, and you're trying to find your independance because, deep inside, you are so dependent on your mom.
  • There's something really great and romantic about being poor and sleeping on couches.
  • Well I've never used that phrase before, but yes she is bootylicious.
  • Yes, I'm going to be the President of the United States. You know why? You think you can get chicks by being in the movies? You can really get chicks by being the President.
  • “My mother gets all mad at me if I stay in a hotel. I'm 31-years-old, and I don't want to sleep on a sleeping bag down in the basement. It's humiliating.”
  • “Nobody I represent is pretending to be the pope or a role model for young people. People have to live their lives. They have the right to smoke if they want.”


I hate the whole reluctant sex-symbol thing. It`s such bull. You see these dudes greased up, in their underwear, talking about how they don`t want to be a sex symbol.

God help me if I ever do another movie with an explosion in it. If you see me in a movie where stuff is exploding you`ll know I`ve lost all my money.

[on tabloid coverage of his life] It feels like being in a soap opera that you were unwittingly cast in and you have no choice about it. I get to watch my life like everyone else and think. "I can`t believe they did that". And, for whatever reason, you become less special for movie audiences. It cheapens the brand if you want to look at it in a really crass sense. But I figure it has to go away at some point. Eventually someone will come along and have a sex tape or someone will play grab-ass with some kids and I`ll be off page one.

I just feel like sometimes I`m a force to be dealt with. My talents are sometimes overused and also sometimes underused. It`s not easy being me.

[to Dee Dee Myers, when asked how people react to his campaigning for candidates he supports] Well, I mean, to be perfectly honest, probably the most effective things that celebrities do for political candidates is raise money. You know, that`s something that you can do. And unlike, say, fund-raisers sponsored by -- you know, engineered by insurance companies or oil companies, at least what you can say for celebrities is they`re not expecting, you know, deregulation of their industry in return. So that`s one of things that I`m, I`ve been able to do and to try to help them do it. Other than that, you know, I`ve lived this sort of strange, sometimes unpleasant, but mostly very lucky life that`s involved lately a lot of media attention. And one of the things that feels good to me to do is to try to steer that in a direction of something more significant and at least be -- try to create some political dialogue. And that`s satisfying. Some people react to me kindly, and others don`t. That`s sort of the nature of politics." [Myers follows up: "Do you think it`s kind of a risk for your career as movie star to get in bed with one party?"] "Unequivocally. Absolutely. And I think that`s why, you know, actually, people say, Well, you see all these celebrities. To my mind, you see very, very few. Most feel like, and probably correctly so, that to be identified with one side of the ideological fence or other risks alienating a segment of your audience that may like your movies, may want to buy your tickets, and in fact, may make it more difficult for them to suspend their disbelief when they go see you in a movie because they have you closely identified with something else. For me, part of that is already compromised, and it`s also something that`s interesting enough for me, and I don`t care quite so much about that kind of image that I`m able to do it. But I think a lot of people shy away from it, and many celebrities you see who`ve gone out there, tried to be active, have gotten pretty beaten down, you know? And so I think there is a risk, yes." [July 27, 2004, quoted in the MSNBC Transcripts]

[answering a Chris Matthews question about why Hollywood actors sometimes presume to be sophisticated about politics] Everyone`s entitled to express their political beliefs. I don`t presume to tell anybody who to vote for. I am comfortable telling people what my opinions are. But you have to look also to the media, where you have a vast majority of the loudest and most influential political voices in America media from people who came from the entertainment world. You have Rush Limbaugh, was a radio disc jockey. Bill O`Reilly came from "Inside Edition" (1988). Michael Moore`s a filmmaker. Al Franken was on "Saturday Night Live" (1975). The line is increasingly blurred between news and entertainment. Secondarily, the media`s also shoving celebrities down our throats all the time. As a person, I`m much more interested in what an actor has to say about something substantial and important than who they`re dating or what clothes they`re wearing or some other asinine, insignificant aspect of their life.

[when asked why he thought George W. Bush, after hearing that New York was under attack on Sept 11, remained in a Florida classroom, doing nothing, for several minutes] It`s obviously very disturbing footage. On the one hand, you see a reaction on a man`s face that he is clearly pained and shocked. I probably did the same thing sitting on my chair. I was completely freaked out and a little devastated. On the other hand, one does hope that in one`s leaders, that they have the instinct to spring into action, to take some action or make the appearance of taking some action. And I was disappointed to see that he didn`t do that, although I don`t entirely hold it against him because, frankly, I was as shocked and devastated as he was. Although I think flying around in Air Force One for 11 hours before coming back and landing in the White House was probably less forgivable.

[about the New York Yankees` principal owner] You know George M. Steinbrenner III is the center of all evil in the universe.

I`m always described as "cocksure" or "with a swagger", and that bears no resemblance to who I feel like inside. I feel plagued by insecurity.

I`m not known for having great relationships with ex-girlfriends, but I`ve been able to continue one with Gwyneth Paltrow that`s really valuable.

I never know what my next move will be in Hollywood. It`s such an unpredictable town. People get jaded and lost and I`ve been able to stay a float. I think the next logical step in my career would be to start my own filmmaking empire like [Harvey Weinstein] and [Bob Weinstein] did so many years ago. I think if only the unions weren`t so strict in Boston, I`d set up shop there and make films of a certain quality you don`t see represented these days. I`m full of ideas and dreams.

[on the celebrity women the tabloids falsely link him to] Sometimes it`s Britney Spears, and sometimes it`s Carrie Fisher. I can`t tell if I have a Lolita complex or an Oedipus complex.

Sure, I suffered a lot. But it`s not like the end of the world and it`s not who I am. I lead quite a pleasant life and I`m able to divorce a perceived reality from my actual experience of life.

It`s like Christmas: it`s all advertising, and the first rule of selling somebody something is to make them seem inadequate. Make them feel like they need it. Like fabric softener. Nobody really needs fabric softener and yet, all of a sudden, you feel like a jackass if you don`t have fabric softener, so people buy it. And that`s how Christmas has become, because 50% of all retail sales happen in December. You are bombarded with this stuff - money will make you happy, and keeping up with the Joneses. Obviously that stuff doesn`t make you happy, otherwise there wouldn`t be all these unhappy rich people. They`d all be happy in their jacuzzis and OK, some of them are.

[on his struggles as an actor before becoming successful] I lived all over the place. I lived in Hollywood, then I moved. [Matt Damon] and I got money from School Ties (1992), and we blew it all in a couple of months. We made $35,000 or $40,000 each and thought we were rich. And we were shocked later on to find out how much we owed in taxes. We were appalled: $15,000! What? But we rented this house on the beach in Venice and 800 people came and stayed with us and got drunk. Then we ran out of money and had to get an apartment. It was like everything was exciting. So we lived in Glendale and Eagle Rock and we lived in Hollywood, West Hollywood, Venice, by the Hollywood Bowl, all over the place. We`d get thrown out of some places or we`d have to upgrade or downgrade depending on who had money.

I remember back when I was a kid there was a comic strip called Plastic Man. His body was elastic and he could make his extremities as long as he wanted. As a youngster I didn`t fully appreciate. But I`m now thinking Plastic Man was probably pretty popular with the ladies.

When I got to L.A., my family had me go to dinner with this guy who had been acting here for 20 years. He gave me this big lecture and said, "You know how much money I made in 20 years of acting? Eight thousand dollars. And I`m a carpenter." He was just really unhappy and it was depressing. Then he got really stoned and I went home and felt sick. I think it was just morbid fear. I was 18. That fear stays with you so intensely and you`re constantly just getting turned down for what you think of as the most vapid, stupid kind of paycheck, "Baywatch" (1989) things, and you think, "Jesus, if I`m not good enough for this, then I`m not going to make it". This town is too hard, and people were always telling me, "You`re too big, you`re too tall, you can only play bullies and you will never be a leading man.

[told by David Gergen that many were surprised by how well he "elucidated"] Well, David, I think I benefit from the same thing that helped George W. Bush in the [2000] debates, which is tremendously low expectations.

I`ve finally learnt how to say, "No comment". To appear in the tabloids is a real learning curve and a steep one at that. You had better learn quick or you get burnt.

[when asked by Chris Matthews if what thought about Whoopi Goldberg`s remarks at a John Kerry fundraiser that resulted in her being fired as a spokesman for SlimFast] I wasn`t there. I went to the Los Angeles fundraiser. I wasn`t in the one in New York. I think when you have somebody -- you know, if you did a rock concert that was a benefit and The Who played their music or The Rolling Stones, you`d expect to get, you know, "Satisfaction" or "My Generation." When you hire Whoopi Goldberg, you`re going to get her brand of humor. And I think there is a fine line, and you have to be a little bit mindful. And I, for one, am not going to do any scatological jokes or puns about the president`s last name on your show, mostly for that reason. But I also think I expect a different code of behavior maybe from comedians who have made a career with a certain kind of comedy than I do from, oh, say, the Vice President of the United States [referring to Vice President [Dick Cheney, who told Vermont Sen. Patrick Leahy to "Go f*ck yourself" on the floor of the Senate], who used this vulgar language, you know, to a senator and was sort of unapologetic about it. So I think the Republicans hitting her [Whoopi] too hard for that is a little bit hypocritical.

[on his career path and choice of movies] I have definitely noticed that I care less about certain things. Other actors are like, "You can`t do that", or "You can`t do this. This will position you in the wrong way." That`s not my thing. And obviously so, because you can see I don`t craft or cultivate my career.

I feel like fame is wasted on me.

I kinda see my current position like this: "Here`s your five minutes in the toy store, so you gotta do all the good movies you can before `Chuck Woolery` rings the bell."

When I look up at the screen and see myself I always have to laugh. Not because I think I`m doing a horrible job, quite the contrary, I just feel it`s so surreal to feel like one person can entertain so many at one time.

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