- Being married means I can break wind and eat ice cream in bed.
- I phoned my grandparents and my grandfather said 'We saw your movie.' 'Which one?' I said. He shouted 'Betty, what was the name of that movie I didn't like?
- Success is a beast. And it actually puts the emphasis on the wrong thing. You get away with more instead of looking within.
- I'm one of those people you hate because of genetics. It's the truth.
- Fame is a bitch, man.
- It's amazing what an impending midlife crisis will do for you, really. It got me motivated, having turned 40 in December.
- When you see a person, do you just concentrate on their looks? It's just a first impression. Then there's someone who doesn't catch your eye immediately, but you talk to them and they become the most beautiful thing in the world. The greatest actors aren't what you would call beautiful sex symbols. I'll tell you who my favorite actress is, Dianne Wiest, and you wouldn't call her a sex symbol. Dianne Wiest is, to me, the most beautiful woman on the screen.
- You shouldn't speak until you know what you're talking about. That's why I get uncomfortable with interviews. Reporters ask me what I feel China should do about Tibet. Who cares what I think China should do? I'm a f---ing actor! They hand me a script. I act. I'm here for entertainment. Basically, when you whittle everything away, I'm a grown man who puts on makeup.
- Fame is a bitch, man.
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