| Movie/TV title:
Encino Man (1992)
International Title: California Man
Character name:
Link
| Quote(s): Link: Weeze the juice!
*After Link and Stoney gets booted out of the store for "wheezing the juice", Link does an Arnold Schwarzenegger interpretation*
Link: Ill Be Back!
Link: Check out Fresh Nugs, wheezin' the juice...
Stoney & Link: *howling together* Oooooooowwwwww! Bud-dy!
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| Movie/TV title:
School Ties (1992)
Character name:
David Greene
| Quote(s): Dr. Bartram: Was it worth it? Breaking a tradition just to win a football game?
David Greene: Your tradition or mine, sir?
David Greene: I'll honor your tradition. I'll go to the Headmaster and I'll lie.
David Greene: You never told me what religion you are.
Chris Reese: I'm a Methodist.
David Greene: A Methodist. And all this time I didn't know it.
Dr. Bartram: I want to forget this whole thing ever happened.
David Greene: You're never going to forget this happened. You used me for football, now I'll use you to get into Harvard.
Charlie Dillon: You know something? I'm still gonna get into Harvard. And in 10 years no one will remember any of this. But you'll still be a goddamn Jew.
David Greene: And you'll still be a prick.
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| Movie/TV title:
George of The Jungle (1997)
Character name:
George of the Jungle
| Quote(s): George: Dog eat dog? Dog eat dog here?
Ursula Stanhope: No, that's not what I meant.
George: George never bringing Shep here. Uh uh. Never.
*Shep is his pet Elephant who acts like a dog*
Betsy: I got here as fast as I could. Where is he?
Ursula Stanhope: Oh, he's in the waterf... he's in the shower.
Betsy: Not anymore.
Ursula Stanhope: Oh! George.
*sees him naked*
George: Bad waterfall. First water get hot, then George slip on this strange yellow rock.
*sees Betsy*
George: Oh. Hi, George of Jungle.
Betsy: Charmed, I'm sure.
Ursula Stanhope: George, hold this big book. | | 
| Movie/TV title:
Bedazzled (2000)
Character name:
Elliot Richards,
Jefe and Mary | Quote(s): Elliot Richards: I'm starting to think that women don't really know what they want.
The Devil: Amen!
Elliot Richards: But it's my soul! I can't give you my *soul*.
The Devil: What are you, James Brown?
Elliot Richards: Mayo-nayo-naise. Swimming by the sandy shore, dancing up among the waves, dolphin, dolphin I adore everything you are. You're so much more than a fish to me, my playful friend beneath the sea. ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee!
Elliot Richards: I'm telling you, the Devil gypped me for a HAMBURGER!
Elliot Richards: Maybe I should call you a cab... Although it's gonna be hard to find one that'll *go to Hell* this time of night!
The Devil: OOOOOOh. What a delightfully piquant wit. | 
| Movie/TV title:
Monkeybone (2001)
Character name:
Stu Miley
| Quote(s): Stu Miley: Excuse me kitty. I'll be right back after I choke my monkey!
Stu Miley: The woman I love is living with a horny little monkey that looks like me.
Kitty: What a lucky girl!
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| Movie/TV title:
The Mummy (1999)
Character name:
Richard "Rick" O'Connell
| Quote(s): Beni: Hey, O'Connell! It looks to me like I've got all the horses!
Rick: Hey, Beni! Looks to me like you're on the wrong side of the river!
Rick: I only gamble with my life, never my money.
Rick: Can you swim?
Evelyn: Well, of course I can swim if the occasion calls for it.
Rick: *throws Evelyn overboard* Trust me, it calls for it.
Rick: You came back from the desert with a new friend, didn't you Beni?
Beni: What friend? You are my only friend.
Rick: Well if it ain't my little buddy Beni. I think I'll kill you.
Beni: Think of my children.
Rick: You don't have any children
Beni: Someday I might.
Rick: That's called "stealing," you know.
Evelyn: According to you and my brother it's called "borrowing."
Rick: Hey! Get your ugly face offa her. | |
|  | Movie/TV title:
The Mummy Returns (2001)
Character name:
Richard "Rick" O'Connell
| Quote(s): Ardeth Bay To Alex: By putting this on, you have started a chain reaction that could bring about the next apocalypse.
*Alex gasps*
Rick to Ardeth: You, lighten up.
Rick to Alex: You, big trouble.
Rick to Jonathan: You, get in the car!
*After Ardeth and Rick witnesses Imhotep's resurrection*
Rick to Ardeth: You know, a couple of years ago, this would have seemed really strange to me.
Rick: This is bad, Evy.
Evelyn: We've had bad before.
Rick: This is worse.
Rick: Honey, whatcha doing? These guys don't use doors.
Rick: *about the fire torch Evie is holding* You know if you move that fast enough, you can almost write your name?
*after crashing through London and fighting off the Mummy soldiers*
Rick: You all right?
Ardeth Bay: This was my first bus ride.
Evelyn: No harm ever came from opening a chest
Rick: Yeah, right, and no harm ever came from reading a book. You remember how that one went?
Rick: Okay, now you're starting to scare me.
Evelyn: Now I'm starting to scare myself.
*After Fleeing from the Museum and being chased by Imhoteps Soldier Mummies*
Rick: No, no, not my car!
Rick: Ohhh! I hate mummies!
*Rick comes in and sees Jonathan being interrogated by thugs*
Rick: Uh, hello. Jonathan, I thought I said no more wild parties.
Jonathan: Well, when you're popular...
Rick: Knowing my brother-in-law, he probably deserves whatever you're about to do to him. But this is my house. I have certain rules about snakes and dismemberment.
Jonathan: Pull me up. Pull me up.
*he sees the huge diamond on top of the pyramid*
Jonathan: Wait, wait. Let me down. Let me down.
Rick: It's not worth your life, you idiot.
Jonathan: Yes, it is. Yes, it is.
Izzy: *considerably more mellow* O'Connell, who the hell you been messing with this time, huh?
Rick: Oh, you know, the usual. Mummies, pygmies, big bugs.
Rick: *talking about Alex* I swear that kid gets more and more like you every day.
Evelyn: You mean more attractive, sweet and devilishly charming?
Rick: No. He's driving me crazy.
Rick: Let me guess, it was commanded by this Scorpion King guy?
Evelyn: Yes, but he only awakens once every 5,000 years.
Rick: Right. And if someone doesn't kill him, then he's gonna wipe out the world.
Evelyn: How did you know?
Rick: I didn't, but that's always the story.
Evelyn: The last known expedition to actually reach Ahm Shere was sent by Ramses the Fourth over 3,000 years ago. He sent over a thousand men.
Rick: And none of them was ever seen again.
Evelyn: How did you know?
Rick: I didn't, but that's always the story.
*about mummified soldiers*
Rick: Oh no, not these guys again. | |
| 
| Movie/TV title:
Looney Tunes
Back in Action
(2003)
Character name:
DJ Drake
| Quote(s): DJ Drake: This security guard thing, that's just what I do for money. I'm a... I'm a stunt double.
Daffy Duck: You? A stunt double? Please.
DJ Drake: No, it's true. Didya ever see those "Mummy" movies? I'm in there more than Brendan Fraser is. | |
|  | Movie/TV title:
Crash (2004)
Character name:
Rick Cabot
| Quote(s): Rick: Fuck! Why do these guys have to be black? I mean, why? No matter how we spin this thing, I'm either gonna lose the black vote or I'm gonna lose the law and order vote!
Karen: You know, I think you're worrying too much. You have a lot of support in the black community.
Rick: All right. If we can't duck this thing, we're gonna have to neutralize it. What we need is a picture of me pinning a medal on a black man. Bruce? The firefighter - the one that saved the camp or something - Northridge... what's his name?
Bruce: He's Iraqi.
Rick: He's Iraqi? Well, he looks black.
Bruce: He's dark-skinned, sir, but he's Iraqi, his name's Saddam Hassif.
Rick: Saddam? His name's Saddam? Oh, that's real good, Bruce. Yeah, I'm gonna pin a medal on an Iraqi named Saddam. Give yourself a raise, will you?
Jean: I would like the locks changed again in the morning. And you know what, you might mention that next time we'd appreciate it if they didn't send a gang member...
Rick: A gang member?
Jean: Yes, yes.
Rick: What do you mean? That kid in there?
Jean: Yes. The guy in there with the shaved head, the pants around his ass, the prison tattoos.
Rick: Those are not prison tattoos.
Jean: Oh really? And he's not gonna go sell our key to one of his gang banger friends the moment he is out our door?
Rick: You've had a really tough night. I think it would be best if you just went upstairs right now and...
Jean: And what? Wait for them to break in?
Jean: I just had a gun pointed in my face!
Rick: You lower you voice!
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| Movie/TV title:
The Mummy:
Tomb of The Dragon Emperor (2008)
Character name:
Richard "Rick" O'Connell
| Quote(s): *After seeing the army of undead*
Rick O'Connell: So these are the good undead guys, right?
Rick O'Connell: Here we go again!
Rick O'Connell: I. Really. Hate. Mummies.
Evelyn O'Connell: I think the feeling is mutual.
Rick O'Connell: I've put down more mummies in my time.
Alex O'Connell: [scoffs] *One* mummy.
Rick O'Connell: Same mummy. *Twice*!
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