Movie/TV title:Star Trek TNG
Character name:Data/Lore/Dr.Noonien Soong
Quote(s):Lt. Commander Data: [voice-over] My friend Chief O'Brien often says that above all else he wants to make Keiko happy. Since canceling the wedding will make her happy, I must conclude the Chief will be pleased at her decision.
Lt. Commander Data: I have good news.
Chief Miles O'Brien: Oh?
Lt. Commander Data: Keiko has made a decision designed to increase her happiness: she has canceled the wedding.
Chief Miles O'Brien: She what? Canceled the wedding? Today? Without even a word? Of all the childish, selfish, irresponsible things to do...!
[storms out, very upset]
Lt. Commander Geordi La Forge: Next time maybe *I* should deliver the good news.
Lt. Commander Data: [voice-over] Cmdr. Maddox. It would appear that my program designed to predict emotional responses needs...adjustment.
Lt. Commander Data: [voice-over] Commander Riker's easy-going manner and sense of humor is fascinating to me. I believe it to be one reason he is so popular among the crew. It may also be partly responsible for his success in matters of love. There may be a correlation between humor and sex. The need for more research is clearly indicated.
Borg Queen: Are you familiar with physical forms of pleasure?
Lieutenant Commander Data: If... you're referring to sexuality, I'm fully functional. Programmed in multiple techniques.
Borg Queen: How long has it been since you've used them?
Lieutenant Commander Data: 8 years, 7 months, 16 days, 4 minutes 22...
Borg Queen: Far too long.
Lt. Commander Data: I do not understand.
Dr. Noonien Soong: You're not supposed to. No man should know where his dreams come from. It spoils the mystery - the fun
 
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Movie/TV title:Independence Day
Character name:Dr. Brackish Okun
Quote(s):Dr. Okun: [before showing the aliens to the President Whitmore] This is the vault. Or as some of us like to call it: The Freak Show.
Dr. Oaken meets President Whitmore]
Dr. Okun: Mr. President! Wow! This is... what a pleasure. As you can imagine, they... they don't let us out much. |
Movie/TV title:South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
Character name:conan o'brien
Quote(s):Conan: Our next guests have the number one movie in the world right now. Please welcome Terrance and Phillip! [cheers and boos alternate in the audience. A woman holds up a sign denouncing Terrance and Phillip]
The boys: Hooray!
Phillip: Hello, Conan. Terrance: Hello, Brooke Shields.
Conan: Guys, some people claim that your Canadian humor is nothing but immature fart jokes.
Conan: Guys, you can't say that on TV.
Phillip: Now Terrance smells like my ass! [both laugh]
Brooke: I farted once on the set of Blue Lagoon. [after a pause, Terrance slaps her] Conan: So, guys, does it make you nervous to be in America? There are a lot of organizations here that want you arrested for destroying children.
Phillip: Oh, they'd have to find us first.
Conan: You're right. [strongly] Now! [troops rush in and capture Terrance and Phillip. The moms go onstage.]
Phillip: You loved our movie, Conan! We watched it together. Remember? You laughed.
Conan: What have I done? [jumps out of a window to his death below, crashing into a car. Its alarm goes off, and a man comes out to reset it, then walks away.]
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Movie/TV title:The Master of Disguise
Character name:Devlin Bowman
Quote(s):Devlin Bowman: I think it's time for you to go.
Pistachio Disguisey: [Making talking gesture with hand] This is what you're doing...
[Closes hand]
Pistachio Disguisey: this is what I want you to do.
Devlin Bowman: Did you just tell me to shut up?
Pistachio Disguisey: Yes.
Feast your eyes! Some of the worId's greatest treasures. The Liberty BeII.
There's Mona Lisa.
The ruby sIippers.
A Betsy Ross originaI.
How about that David?
We got Bruce WiIIis' hairpiece from Die Hard .
One of my prized possessions here, the ApoIIo Lunar ModuIe.
Yep. One smaII step for man.
I'm going to Krazy GIue this to Frabbrizio's head.
Then tomorrow, I'II push him over a cIiff.
Everyone wiII think I'm dead. It's caIIed the perfect crime.
Ever heard of it?
Let me show you the rest of the items. |
Movie/TV title:Star Trek: First Contact
Character name:Data
Quote(s):Jean-Luc Picard: Lieutenant Hawk, set a course for Earth. Maximum warp. Sean Hawk: Aye, sir.
Jean-Luc Picard: [addressing the bridge crew] I'm about to commit a direct violation of our orders. Any of you who wish to object should do so now. It will be noted in my log.
Data: Captain, I believe I speak for everyone here, sir, when I say…to Hell with our orders.
Jean-Luc Picard: Red alert. All hands to battle stations. Engage.
[While Picard and Data are conducting an assault team in order to re-take the Enterprise-E from the Borg]
Data: Captain, I believe I am feeling... anxiety. It is an intriguing sensation. A most distracting --
Jean-Luc Picard: [interrupting Data] Data, I'm sure it's a fascinating experience, but perhaps you should deactivate your emotion chip for now.
Data: Excellent idea [makes a move with his head, eliciting a beep] Done, sir. Jean-Luc Picard: Data, there are times when I envy you.
Data: She brought me closer to humanity than I ever thought possible, and for a time...I was tempted by her offer.
Jean-Luc Picard: How long a time?
Data: Zero point six eight seconds, sir. For an android, that is nearly an eternity. |
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