Chevy Chase Quotes

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Chevy Chase's Famous Lines

Movie/TV title:National Lampoon's Vacation
Character name: Clark Griswold flixster.actor.standard.02.162660294 - flixster

Quote(s):
Clark: I think you're all f***ed in the head. We're ten hours from the f***ing fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much f***ing fun we'll need plastic surgeory to remove our godamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're assholes! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit!
Rusty Griswold: [Grab's Clars shoulder] Dad, you wan an Asprin?
Clark: DON'T TOUCH!

Movie/TV title: Christmas Vacation
Character name: Clark Griswold flixster.actor.standard.02.162660294 - flixster

Quote(s):
Clark: Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, fore-fleshing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol?

Movie/TV title: Man of the House
Character name: flixster.actor.standard.02.162660294 - flixster

Quote(s):
Ben Archer: [Ben has to choose an Indian name for Jack] How about... Squatting Dog?
Jack Sturgess: [Jack gives him a surprised look] Squatting Dog? That's the best you could come up with?
Ben Archer: I had a dog once who had a terrible case of the squirts. He was my best friend in the whole world.
Jack Sturgess: Didn't you have any other pets?
Ben Archer: I had a squirrel named Numb Nuts.
Jack Sturgess: [sighs] I think I'll take... Squatting Dog.

Movie/TV title: Caddyshack flixster.actor.standard.02.162660294 - flixster

Character name: Ty Webb
Quote(s):
Ty Webb: Remember Danny - Two wrongs don't make a right but three rights make a left.

Chevy Chase Quotes

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I made about 28 movies, and I think about five of them were good.
I just went into this business for laughs. I guess I don`t mind being an actor so much now.
Every Vacation movie didn`t just make the studio money. They each made the studio a lot of money.
The worst thing about Saturday Night Live now is that, in the last 10 to 15 years, they`ve grown to some 40 writers. We had seven. And seven actors.

It`s never a good idea for a celebrity to sign autographs or take pictures if a crowd is gathering.

I guess I look so straight and normal nobody expects me to pick my nose and fall

On the outcome of impersonating former U.S. President Gerald Ford on "Saturday Night Live" (1975): "I did hear ultimately from one of Ford`s sons that some of the things had hurt his feelings, and that was a shocker to me. But I figured, `Oh well, he`s the President, he can take it. I mean, he has to, he`s a public figure.` Of course, now my feelings have been hurt so much, I know exactly what he means.

On his reaction upon hearing of the death of "Saturday Night Live" (1975) co-star John Belushi): I was so angry I didn`t cry for five years.

You may have read that I went to M.I.T. In 1982 I filled out a Who`s Who survey with joking responses, and they never bothered to check the facts.

With Clinton, there`s no question that I would have made fun of his out-and-out lying. But he`s also a good friend.

They can`t make any of these talented young actors Fletch. You might as well make a movie called Chevy Chase.

Quotes About Chevy Chase

Quote:I'd like to work with someone like Chevy Chase because he's one of my idols who I grew up watching like "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation".”
Who said/wrote it: Johnathan Bennett

Quote:I first worked with Steve Martin on 'The Three Amigos,' also starring Chevy Chase, and the very gay Martin Short. I was surrounded by all these legends of comedy, and I felt guilty having a favorite, because you were all so funny. But hey, it was Chevy.”
Who said/wrote it: Jon Lovitz

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