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The Quotable Chris Tucker
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Chris Tucker's Famous Lines
Replace this image with a character photoMovie/TV title: Friday (1995)
Character name: Smokey
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Smokey: I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job... and you ain't got shit to do.

Smokey: Puff puff, give. Puff puff, give. You fuckin' up the rotation.

Smokey: Older the berry, the sweeter the juice.
Craig Jones: Man, it's the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice.
Smokey: Yeah, well she blacker than a motherfucker too.

Smokey: Remember it ,Write it down, take a picture, I don't give a fuck.
Replace this image with a character photoMovie/TV title: The Fifth Element (1997)
Character name: Ruby Rhod
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Ruby Rhod: What's wrong with you? What you screamin' for? Every 5 minutes there's somethin, a bomb or somethin. I'm leavin. bzzzz.

Priest Vito Cornelius: It's a - it's a - it's a - it's a - it's a - it's a...
Ruby Rhod: No no no no no no. Cuz if it was a bomb, the alarms would go off cuz all these hotels have bomb detectors, right?

Ruby Rhod: We'll find out everything there is to know about the D man: his dreams, his desires, his most intimates of intimates, and from what I'm looking at, "intimate" is the stud muffin's middle name. So tell me my man, are you nervous in the service?
Korben Dallas: Mmm... not really.

Ruby Rhod: There's the Emperor and his lovely daughter. I love to sing, she recently confessed to me!
Ruby Rhod: By the way, I have a recording of her talented voice. Uh-huh, oh yeah, uh-huh!
Replace this image with a character photoMovie/TV title: Money Talks (1997)
Character name: Franklin Hatchett
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James Russell: You fuck up the suit, we've got a problem.
Franklin Hatchett: Fuck the suit, we've already got a problem!

Franklin Hatchett: You know guns don't kill people, stupid motherfuckers with guns kill people!

James Russell: I want some answers!
Franklin Hatchett: Hey man, me and Guy just down here, checkin' out some fly rides, and mackin' some hos and chillin'.
James Russell: Imagine that. It's like a G-Dog on a fly tip. Flossin' wit da posse. Cuttin' in da crib. WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?
Franklin Hatchett: Man, I don't wanna have to beat yo ass, but I will BEAT YO ASS!

Paula: You better not be over at no girl's house.
Franklin Hatchett: Hell no I ain't at no goddamn girl's house. I'm wanted for muder. I ain't got time to get no pussy.
Paula: What?
Franklin Hatchett: I ain't fucking nobody but you.
Replace this image with a character photoMovie/TV title: Rush Hour
Character name: Detective James Carter
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Carter : This ain't no Democracy.
Lee: Yes it is.
Carter : No it ain't. This is the United States of James Carter. I'm the President, I'm the Emperor, I'm the King. I'm Michael Jackson, you're Tito. I own yo ass.

Sang: The drop will be made tonight. The amount will be fifty million dollars.
Carter : Fifty million dollars? Man, who do you think you kidnapped? Chelsea Clinton?
Sang: We want twenty million in fifties.
Carter : Okay, twenty million in fifties.
Sang: Twenty million in twenties.
Carter : Okay, twenty million in twenties.
Sang: And ten million in tens.
Carter : Ten million in tens. Okay. Would you like fries with that?

Clive Cod: Let me tell you something, I don't know anything about that, so you can kiss my fat ass.
Carter : Clive, it would take me all day to kiss your fat ass.

Carter : I've been lookin' for your sweet and sour chicken ass.

Carter : We must be... must be a misunderstanding. I was sent down here for the big case. For the kidnapping. The little girl?
Replace this image with a character photoMovie/TV title: Rush Hour 2
Character name: Detective James Carter
Quote(s):

James Carter: Who died, Lee?
Lee: You!
James Carter: Detective Yu?
Lee: Not Yu, you!
James Carter: Who?
Lee: You!
James Carter: Who?
Lee: Do you understand the words that are a-coming out of my mouth?
James Carter: Don't nobody understand the words that are comin' out of your mouth.

James Carter: Sorry, man! (During a fight Carter accidentaly punches Lee)
Lee: Carter!
James Carter: All y'all look alike!

James Carter: You know, we could have been a good couple. We could have had something special. But you one crazy-ass bitch!

Lee: Carter, you don't understand.
James Carter: Oh I understand, man. I got knocked off a building, I got beat on, I got stripped butt-naked and you held out on me. I'm outta here.

James Carter: I can't believe I flew 10,000 miles for this shit!
Replace this image with a character photoMovie/TV title: Rush Hour 3
Character name: Detective James Carter
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Detective James Carter: We need to get her to relax.
Chief Inspector Lee: Maybe we should put on a dirty movie.
Detective James Carter: Lee!
Chief Inspector Lee: Only $9.95.

Master Yu: May I help you?
Detective James Carter: I'll be asking the questions old man. Who are you?
Master Yu: Yu.
Detective James Carter: No, not me. You.
Master Yu: Yes, I'm Yu.
Detective James Carter: Are you deaf?
Master Yu: No. Yu is blind.
Detective James Carter: I'm not blind. You blind.
Master Yu: That is what I just said.
Detective James Carter: You just said what?
Master Yu: I did not say what, I said Yu.
Detective James Carter: That's what I'm asking you.
Master Yu: And Yu is answering.
Detective James Carter: Shut up!

Detective James Carter: Well, for your information, I'm part Chinese now. That's right, Lee. For the last three years, I have studied the ancient teachings of Buddha, earning two black belts in Wu Shu martial arts, spending every afternoon the Hong Kong Massage parlor. I'm half Chinese, baby!
Chief Inspector Lee: If you're half Chinese, I'm half black. I'm your brother and I'm fly. You down with that, Snoopy? That's dope, innit?
Detective James Carter: Sorry, Lee. You can't be black. There's a height requirement.
Chris Tucker Quotes
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  • I wanted to cut down on the profanity, because I think I'm funnier without sayin' a lot of cuss words.
  • It takes intelligence to make real comedy, and it takes a reality base to create all that little stuff I like to do that makes you giggle inside.
  • You don't know who you messing with man, I slap people for fun. That's what I do man! You wanna play rough, huh, I kill for fun!
  • You loan your friend money. You see them again, they don't say nothin' 'bout the money. "Hi, how ya doin'? How's ya mama doing? Man, how's my money doin'?"
  • I still have the nightmares and wake up and find myself downstairs and I don't know how I got there ... Faces. Kids' faces. People that you have engaged or you have had contact with. You see your colleagues blown up. Things like that.
  • Some people - you will be moving around the corner and they will just run... And you can tell they are favoring one side - maybe they have a gun.
  • “You don't know who you messing with man, I slap people for fun. That's what I do man! You wanna play rough, huh, I kill for fun!”
  • “They came out very prepared and we missed lot of tackles. We have to start on Monday and watch the film. I kept asking what was happening. They just out-competed us.”
  • “I couldn't tell people what I wanted to do because I was from Atlanta. You don't tell people you're gonna be a comedian in Atlanta. That means you ain't gonna do nothing.”
  • Jackie come to me and says, "We gonna do a fight scene. "I said 'What?" He says "We got to do a fight scene in the next scene. I have to teach you." I say "How you gonna teach me in three seconds?" What we did, we did the fight scene with our arms connected.
  • “So I kept it to myself. Then some of my classmates started to come down to the comedy club, taking a girl out, and they started finding out I was a stand-up comedian.”
  • “It takes intelligence to make real comedy, and it takes a reality base to create all that little stuff I like to do that makes you giggle inside.”
  • “I want to do movies that mean something, that make people laugh and cry -- great movies, period-piece movies and work with the best people out there, who bring the best out of me”
  • “This summer I just practiced real hard. I was real dedicated. I don't think I missed two or three workouts this whole summer.”
  • He said, "Chris, you got 20 million yet? You got 20 million?"
  • “It was like a family reunion, watching the movie, it's always a good feeling when I can get a screening for my family.”
  • “We understand costs are going to increase every year. But when these cost increases are twice the rate of inflation over a three-year period. All we're saying is that we'd like to know why. And let's strategize to hold down tuition in the future.”
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