 Movie/TV title:
Scream (1996)
Crime and Mystery, Horror Thriller Film
Character name:
Gale Weathers
Quote(s):
*Gale runs across the school campus to Dewey*
Gale: Is there a problem on campus?
Deputy Dwight "Dewey" Riley: No. Everything's under control.
Gale: *seductively* Well, of course. You're here.
Deputy Dwight "Dewey" Riley: You're not supposed to be here.
Gale: I know. I should be in New York covering the Sharon Stone stalker, but who knew? *giggles*
Gale: You look awfully young to be a police officer.
Deputy Dwight "Dewey" Riley: I'm 25 years old.
Gale: You know, in a demographic study, I proved to be most popular amongst males 11 to 24. I guess I just missed you. *giggles flirtatiously*
Gale: Of course, you don't look a day over 12. Except in that... *She looks him up and down, admiringly*
Gale: ... upper torso area. Does the force require you to work out?
Deputy Dwight "Dewey" Riley: *Charmed, despite his common sense:* No, ma'am. 'Cause of my boyish good looks, muscle mass has increased my acceptance as a serious police officer.
*They smile at each other*
Gale: Jesus, the camera, hurry!
Kenny: My name isn't Jesus.
Gale: Look, Kenny, I know you're about fifty pounds overweight, but when I say hurry, please interpret that as MOVE YOUR FAT TUB OF LARD ASS NOW!
Gale: If I'm right about this, I could save a man's life. Do you know what that would do for my book sales?
Gale Weather: Oh, God, Kenny, I'm sorry, but get off my fucking windshield!
Gale: Guess I remembered the safety that time, bastard.
Gale: Looks like we've got a serial killer on our hands!
Deputy Dwight "Dewey" Riley: Well, a "serial killer" is not really accurate. Gotta knock off a couple more to get that title.
Gale: Well, we can help, can't we? I mean, we certainly don't have any leads. Have you located Sidney's father yet?
Deputy Dwight "Dewey" Riley: No, not yet.
Gale: Well, he's not a suspect, is he?
Deputy Dwight "Dewey" Riley: We haven't ruled him out as a possibility.
*He becomes aware that he is gazing too long at her eyes*
Deputy Dwight "Dewey" Riley: If you'll excuse me.
*Dewey turns away, but Gale pursues and grabs his arm*
Gale: I'm sorry, am I keeping you?
Deputy Dwight "Dewey" Riley: *Turning back to her, he removes his hat* If I may say so, Miss Weathers, you are much prettier in person.
*He gives her a flirty smile and turns away again to run up the school steps*
Gale: *delighted* So you do watch the show!
*Dewey stops and turns back*
Deputy Dwight "Dewey" Riley: I'm 25. I was 24 for a whole year.
Gale: Okay I think it's going to go something like this, just stay with me. Hi, this is Gale Weathers with an exclusive eyewitness account of this amazing breaking story. Several more local teens are dead, bringing to an end the harrowing mystery of the masked killings that has terrified this peaceful community like the plot of some scary movie. It all began with the scream of a 911, and ended in a bloodbath that has rocked the town of Woodsboro. All played out here in this peaceful farmhouse, far from the crimes and the sirens of the larger cities that its residents have fled. Okay, let's take it back to one. Come on, move it! This is my big shot. Let's go. |
 Movie/TV title:
Scream 2 (1997)
Crime and Mystery, Horror Thriller Film Character name:
Gale Weathers
Quote(s):
Gale: It's happening again, isn't it?
Dewey: You'd love that, wouldn't you? Better hurry Gale, might get scooped.
Gale: Look, local woman! I know you hold me up as your career template and that it gives you some sort of charge to challenge me, but give it a rest.
Gale: Hey, you'd better check your conscience at the door sweetie, I'm not here to be loved.
Gale: So what do you want to do, bonehead? Just sit around and wait to see who drops next?
Dewey: I don't know.
*Gale's phone rings*
Dewey: Phonehead!
Dewey: When did she start smoking?
Randy: Ever since those nude pictures on the internet.
Gale: It was just my head, it was Jennifer Aniston's body!
Gale: I feel bad Dewey, I feel really bad! I never say that cause I never feel bad about anything, but I feel bad now.
Dewey: Is this just another brilliant Gale Weathers performance?
Gale: There are no cameras here, I just wanna find this fucker! I really do.
Gale: So I am heading down to Admissions to do some legwork, you game?
Dewey: I'm not here to write a book Miss Weathers, I'm here to help Syd.
Gale: I wanna help her too, and help myself, of course. Come on Dewey, smile for me once, please!
Dewey: I'll smile when I catch the killer.
Debbie: Please Miss Weathers, it would just be such an honor if I could get a quote from you for my story.
Gale: All right. Begin quote.
Debbie: Great.
Gale: Your flattering remarks are both desperate and obvious. End quote!
Joel: Look, granted, I should've read your book before I took this job, but I'm reading it now and, whoa! I just read what happened to your last camera man. The guy got gutted. Now I'm gonna do what any rational human being would do and that is to get the fuck outta here
Gale: First of all, he wasn't gutted; I made that part up... his throat was slashed.
Joel: Gail, gutted, slashed, the guy ain't in the union no more.
Sydney: *referring to who the killer is* Mrs. Loomis?
Gale: *shocked* What?
Mickey: BILLY'S MOTHER!
*Gale turns around and sees Mickey*
Mickey: Nice twist huh? Didn't see it coming, did you?
*laughs*
Gale: *still shocked* Jesus. It can't be, I've seen pictures of you.
Sydney: Yeah this is 60 pounds and a lot of work later.
Debbie: *takes off her trench coat* It's called a makeover. You should try it. Look a little tired yourself there, Gale!
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 Movie/TV title:
Scream 3 (2000)
Crime and Mystery, Horror Thriller Film
Character name:
Gale Weathers
Quote(s):
Gale Weathers: Deja voodoo.
Gale Weathers: I'm sorry that things didn't work out with Brad Pitt, but being single, that's a pretty good fallback.
Jennifer Jolie: It gives me more time for my work. After all, Gale Weathers, you're such a complex character.
Gale Weathers: And to be played by an actress with such depth and range.
Jennifer Jolie: Gale Weathers!
Gale Weathers: *says quietly* Shit.
Jennifer Jolie: I know we've never met... and I know you never returned my phone call, but after getting into this project, I feel like I'm in your mind.
Gale Weathers: Hmm, that would explain my constant headaches.
Jennifer Jolie: You know, I'm sorry things didn't work for 60 minutes II, but Total Entertainment, that's a pretty good fallback.
Gale Weathers: Thank you. I'm sorry things didn't work out with Brad Pitt, but being single, that's a good fallback.
Jennifer Jolie: Gives me more time for my work. After all, Gale Weathers, you're such a complex character.
Gale Weathers: And to be played by an actress with such depth and range...
*Jennifer is studying Gale in order to play her character*
Jennifer Jolie: The ruthless ambition, your private self-loathing, and that lost and lonely little girl inside.
Gale Weathers: Lost and lonely what?
Jennifer Jolie: You heard me.
Gale Weathers: Lost and lonely what?
Jennifer Jolie: You know, in the movies, I play you as being much smarter.
Gale Weathers: And as a sane person. For you that must be quite a stretch.
Tom: Hey. It's the real Gale Weathers.
Gale Weathers: Real from top to bottom.
Gale Weathers: I did write the definitive book on the Woodsboro Murders.
Dewey: And I'm sure you just can't wait to write another one.
Dewey: The killer called her.
Mark: When?
Gale Weathers: What'd he say?
Sidney: Oh you know the usual small talk. "What's new?" "How you been?" "How do you wanna die?"
Gale Weathers: Hey, are you...?
Bianca Burnette: No.
Jennifer Jolie: But you look just...
Bianca Burnette: ...like her? I've been hearing it all my life.
Jennifer Jolie: It's uncanny.
Bianca Burnette: I was up for Princess Leia. I was this close. So, who gets it? The one who sleeps with George Lucas.
Gale Weathers: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to bring up a sore subject for you.
Bianca Burnette: Sure, you didn't. None of them did. So, how can I help you? Or do you want me to tell you who you look like?
Jennifer Jolie: The way I see it, I've got no house, no bodyguard, no movie, and I'm being stalked. Because someone wants to kill me? No, because someone wants to kill you. So now, starting now, I go where you go. That way, if someone wants to kill me, I'll be with you, and since he really wants to kill you, he won't kill me, he'll kill you. Make sense?
Gale Weathers: NONE
Jennifer Jolie: Jese!
Gale Weathers: What the hell are you doing?
Jennifer Jolie: Being Gale Weathers! What are you doing?
Gale Weathers: I *am* Gale Weathers!
Jennifer Jolie: Here's how I see it. I've got no house, no bodyguard, no movie and I'm being stalked. Because someone wants to kill me? No, because someone wants to kill you. So, now, starting now, I go where you go. So that if someone wants to kill me, I'll be with you and since they really wanna kill you, they won't kill me, they'll kill you, make sense?
Gale Weathers: *shouts* None!
Jennifer Jolie: You know in the movies, I play you as being much smarter!
Gale Weathers: And as a sane person, for you that must be quite a stretch!
Jennifer Jolie: That's funny.
Gale Weathers: Ha!
Jennifer Jolie: Need to get in that building?
Gale Weathers: Yeah!
Jennifer Jolie: Is there a story in that building?
*interrupting a moment between Dewey and Gale*
Jennifer Jolie: *shouting* What the fuck happened to you?
Dwight 'Dewey' Riley: Jennifer, wait a minute.
Jennifer Jolie: Who gave you a place to stay? Who are you supposed to be protecting?
Dwight 'Dewey' Riley: Jennifer.
*Jennifer slugs Dewey*
Gale Weathers: Hey!
*Gale slugs Jennifer*
Jennifer Jolie: My. Lawyer. Liked. That.
Gale Weathers: Not as much as I did.
Jennifer Jolie: Is he dead?
*as Gale looks at Jay's bloody body*
Gale Weathers: Really!
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| Movie/TV title:
F.R.I.E.N.D.S
TV Comedy Sitcom
Character name:
Monica Geller
(and then later on after marrying Chandler,
was referred to as Monica Geller - Bing)
A Compilation of the Best Quotes from Monica:
*For the full compilation of Monicas Quotes, click here.
Monica: God, this is so hard. I can't decide between lamb or duck.
Chandler: Well, of course, lambs are scarier. Otherwise the movie would've been called Silence of the Ducks.
Phoebe: Neslay Toulouse.
Monica: Nestle Toll House?
Phoebe: You Americans always butcher the French language.
Phoebe: I didn't know Playboy prints jokes.
Ross: Yeah, they print jokes, interviews, hard-hitting journalism. It's not just about the pictures!
Monica: It didn't work on mom, it's not going to work on us.
Phoebe: It's a Wonderful Life. Yes, I've heard of this.
Monica: So you can't lose! It's there in the title. Wonderfulness is baked right in.
Phoebe: Please. I almost fell for that with, uh, Pride of the Yankees. I thought I was gonna see a film about Yankee pride, and then — boom! — the guy gets Lou Gehrig's disease.
Richard: Uh… the guy was Lou Gehrig. Didn't you kinda see it coming?
Ross *to Monica*: Well, why're you all dressed up?
Phoebe: You're not the only one who has a date tonight.
Ross: What? You have a date? Who with?
Monica: No one.
Ross: C'mon, what's his name?
Monica: Nothing.
Ross: Come on, tell me.
Monica: Alright, but I'm very excited about this OK, so you gotta promise you won't get all big-brothery and judgmental.
Ross: Oh, I promise, what.
Monica: It's Richard Burke.
Ross: Who's Richard Burke? Doc, Doctor Burke? You have a date with Doctor Burke? Why, why, why should that bother me? I, I love that man, he's like a uh, brother to dad.
*Chandler, Joey and Phoebe return from their outing*
Chandler: ho-ho-ho-holy crap, is it hot in here!
Joey: You mind if I turn the heat down?
Monica *sarcastically*: Hey!, we could have used that kind of thinking earlier!
*moments later*
Joey: Hey Monica, the knob was broken so I turned it off from underneath. I hope that's alright?
*Everyone turns around and looks at Joey with bewilderment*
Monica: Welcome to the real world! It sucks! You're going to love it.
 Monica: Why would anybody do something like that?!
Ross: I assume we're looking for an answer more sophisticated than, "to get you into bed."
Monica: Is it me? Is it like I have some sort of… beacon th-that only dogs and men with severe emotional problems can hear?
Monica: There's nothing to tell! It's just some guy I work with.
Joey: Come on! You're going out with the guy. There's gotta be something wrong with him.
Chandler: So, does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?
Phoebe: Wait! Does he eat chalk? Just 'cause I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl.
Monica: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and… not having sex.
Chandler: Sounds like a date to me.
Rachel: Are you saying that women can't do it?
Joey: Women can do it; you can't.
Rachel: Monica, will you please tell Joey that he's a pig?
Monica: *to Joey* You're a pig. *to Rachel* You can't do it.
Rachel: Well, I found the hardware store by myself!
Joey: The hardware store's just down the street.
Rachel: *pause* There's a hardware store down the street?
Monica: Ross, why are you all hot and sweaty?
Ross: I just bamboozled Chandler!
*Monica looks confused.*
Ross: Which isn't a sexual thing...
Monica: Also, just so you know, I'm not making a turkey this year.
Joey: What?
Monica: Well, Phoebe doesn't eat turkey...
Joey: Phoebe!
Phoebe: Turkeys are beautiful, intelligent animals.
Joey: No, they're not! They're ugly and stupid and delicious!
Chandler: You opened all the presents without me?! I thought we were supposed to do that together!
Monica: You kissed another woman!
Chandler: *beat* ...Call it even?!
Monica: Okay!
 Monica: Do you realize that we're getting married in just four weeks? Four weeks baby, FOUR WEEKS!
Chandler: Do you realize that you get louder every week?
Monica: Chandler and I have this pact not to have sex until the wedding.
Ross: A no-sex pact, huh? I seem to have one of those going with every woman in America.
Monica: Wow! You are really fast!
Chandler: It bodes well for me that speed impresses you.
Chandler: How drunk are you?
Monica: Drunk enough that I know I want to do this. Not so drunk enough that you should feel guilty about taking advantage.
Chandler: That's the perfect amount! |
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