Dane Cook

So HOT and so funny! I love you! Best comedian ever!!!

please stop doing standup, it rapes all 5 of my senses

Happy Belated Birthday Dane Cook!!!!!!

Sorry it's kinda late to say this to you, but you were really hilarious in the movie Employee Of The Month with Jessica Simpson. I really enjoy listening to her music a lot and I'm glad you had a chance to do a film with her.

Well I have to go now and I hope you had a great one on your special day.

Bye for now :)

I would love to be a fan I also luved the vicous circle I think the brain nija part was awsum and i think ur cute

if this is his profile then hey wuts up your pretty funny well and a good actor you must of loved to do the movie good luck chuck fuck i no i would

ur cool

i love you.. your so awesome i would do anything to see..lol well not anything but yeah u get it..lol =P

Ever since your stand up in Dave Attels insomniac tour.
(when the tv introduced me to you) I knew I found some feel better material.
=)
also Vicious circle is spectacular! you surely do know how to surpass your self =D

im not 18 nd can do anything i want yet altho i still listen to ur stand-up comedies and u rock! lol haha

Where is the effing van every guy wants to have a monkey and be in a hiest dude ur freaking funny me and my brother we listening to 'stuck by a car" and then we hit a freaking dog we laughed