So HOT and so funny! I love you! Best comedian ever!!!

please stop doing standup, it rapes all 5 of my senses

Happy Belated Birthday Dane Cook!!!!!!

Sorry it's kinda late to say this to you, but you were really hilarious in the movie Employee Of The Month with Jessica Simpson. I really enjoy listening to her music a lot and I'm glad you had a chance to do a film with her.

Well I have to go now and I hope you had a great one on your special day.

Bye for now :)

I would love to be a fan I also luved the vicous circle I think the brain nija part was awsum and i think ur cute

if this is his profile then hey wuts up your pretty funny well and a good actor you must of loved to do the movie good luck chuck fuck i no i would

ur cool

i love you.. your so awesome i would do anything to see..lol well not anything but yeah u get it..lol =P

Ever since your stand up in Dave Attels insomniac tour.
(when the tv introduced me to you) I knew I found some feel better material.
=)
also Vicious circle is spectacular! you surely do know how to surpass your self =D

im not 18 nd can do anything i want yet altho i still listen to ur stand-up comedies and u rock! lol haha

Where is the effing van every guy wants to have a monkey and be in a hiest dude ur freaking funny me and my brother we listening to 'stuck by a car" and then we hit a freaking dog we laughed

omg love our jokes please add me

my brothers friend let us borrow a dvd of 'Vicius Circle'
and i watched it and laughed my head off...
thne i fell in love...
you are like my new favorite comedian :)
[and your not that bad lookin either ;)] lol
:D ♥♥ Short Stac ♥♥ :D

u r really funny, and i tell all of my friends dat u r my fav comedian
and they dont really care, but i do, and u r cute too, and i always record ur shows!
love,
avery

Dane Cook is sooo halrious (however you spell that)

omg! i friggin love this man! he iz so funny and he's hot (for a white boi lol.) he iz a fantastic comedian and a great actor! he should definately come up with more shows and movies!
much love to ya! ;D

u r the hottest thing on the face of the earth!!!!

LOl your sooo funny yo

hi. dane ....i am colombiana...and you look very hadsome.....

bey.....you speak spanish!.....eres un excelente actor......congratulation.....

kiss...

hi
dan crook
can we be m8's
and can you add me to your profile
please
lol
lv kim xxxxxxxxxx
YOU ARE SO SO SO SO FUNNY IN THE FILM CUTIE BOY

ur the best comedian ever! ur material never gets old no matters how much i listen to it

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

happy bithday dane i know iam late but iam his biggest fan and today is my birthday iam 12

DANE i love u
u are so funny
ur amazing as both a comedian and an actor

i love u xx

You are so funny. I loved you in Good Luck Chuck. It was soo funny!!!!!!!

I am not interested in watching any of his movies, which i can tell will be crap. But i have to admit, he is a really funny stand-up comedian.