dane cook ur the greatest and ur funny like hell!!!!!
the best to movies i like r waiting and employ of the month!!!!!
so plz add me!!!!!!

dane cook ur the greatest and ur funny like hell!!!!!
the best to movies i like r waiting and employ of the month!!!!!
so plz add me!!!!!!

hey it would be awesome to met u. u got me hooked q and i also i'm riding in the ct2004 throwing strawberry jollyranchers to my friends in back. and i stabbed each friend in the jaw that said sour green apple was the best

dude u fucking rock i love u u r sooooooooooo funny i love the ct2004 joke hallarius id relly like to meet u in person som day well gtg love u u rock keep it up

Dude ur SSSOOO awesum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ur jokes are sssooo FUNNY i have a lot of them on my pc and psp and am istening to retaliation car alarm right now
ur so funny

Dane Cooks My Favorite Person... He is Really Funny And Hot too!

ur fukin halarous!!! hell ya i wanna do a b and e!!! lol love ya

Funny actor and comedian..

i like him a lot he is so so funny make me laugh everytime i see him on TV. love him

omg you r so funny i like your car alarm vidieo on youtube. so funny my brother is your number 1 fan dude he listens to you everyday he has all of your vidios on his ipod. I LOVE YOU DANE COOK.

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omg! my friends and I LUV u!! we have all of ur perfomences on our ipods and we listen to them every night. Im listening to burger king right now! funny...

im listening to ur harmful if swallowed rite now...its amazing!!!!!!!

hey man i think u r so funny i like ur bk lounge rutine

I love Dane Cook. He's funny as hell. Oh, the middle finger, I heard back in Germany they cut off yuor middle finger if you did something wrong then showed off that they still had their. But your idea is SO much funnier. Let's go with that.

ur a BAMF!

You r good in movies but stick to comedy. Ur hilarious!
One of my favorites

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! ur a gr8 comedian. u made me cried wiv laughter. i luv u

you r fucking funny man

omg! i LOVE ur movie employee of the month...and i actually was on my myspace and saw some of ur comedy...ur reallly funny...and i think ur gorgeous...please add and comment...much love keshya♥

you're really hot AND funny. two things that most guys don't have!! you should do a show in vermont (where i live) yes it's a hicky place but i can name 100 people that would LOVE for you to do a show here!!!!!
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you are sooooo frkin funny add me plaese!!!

Never heard of this comedian until one boring night while flipping through the channels...caught his HBO special and OMG, I laugh just thinking about him (in a good way of course). After his HBO special picked up 'Harmful if Swallowed'. And I have one word for this man....HILARIOUS!!! I think it was the next day I picked up the rest of his cd's. Seriously, if you're thinking about trying some of his stuff....stop thinking and just do it! You'll be glad you did. Unless of course you don't know what funny is. ..and in that case, there's just no hope for you.

U TOOK THE FUCKING BEADS!!!!!!!Man come out with another album because movies don't suit you

luv ya dane! love the su-fi