Movie/TV title:Only Fools and Horses
Character name:derek 'del boy' trotter
Quote(s):
Uncle Albert: Keep the noise down will yer, I can hardly hear this!
Del Boy: Shut up you saucy old git.
Rodney: Well, even if you could hear it, you couldn't understand it, could you, it's in Indian!
Uncle Albert: In 1959 I was in Bombay!
Del Boy: You carry on much longer by tomorrow afternoon you could be in traction.
Uncle Albert: But I like this kind of music!
Del Boy: Ah! Oh yeah, look at that Rodney. It's one of his favourites that is. That's that good old fashioned sing-along number, Knees Up Mother Patel.
Del Boy: There's no point in running away. Running away only wears out your shoes
Del Boy: (to Trigger at the bar in a yuppy club) I think we're on a winner here Trig, play it nice and cool son, nice and cool. You know what I mean? (falls through bar) Drink up Trig, we're leaving.
Raquel: You see this girl here. I worked with her years ago when I was in show business. She was just a kid then! Look at her now, she's about to appear in the new James Bond film!
Cassandra: Ooh Pierce Brosnan.
Rodney: Now you don't need Pierce Brosnan dear, you've got me.
Cassandra: Yes haven't I just?
Del Boy: Well, I tell you what, Raquel. If she can be in a James Bond film, so could you.
Raquel: Oh shut up.
Del Boy: No, you could.
Raquel: Don't be silly.
Del Boy: I'm serious. I mean, look at her, she's a dog.
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Movie/TV title:Open All Hours
Character name:Granville
Quote(s):
Arkwright: I want a w-w-word with you.
Granville: That's three words.
Arkwright: That girl of Grimshaw's.
Granville: Big Edna?
Arkwright: Have you been kn-kn-knocking
Granville: I have only admired her from a distance.
Arkwright: Let me finish. Have you been kn-kn-knocking coppers off her weekly order?
Granville: You do the same for Mrs Featherstone.
Arkwright: Not without putting them back somewhere else
Granville: You won't let me buy firelighters. You say they're too expensive.
Arkwright: They are in this damn shop. I'm not paying these prices! Get round the Co-op and buy some.
[pause]
Arkwright: Go and open a packet.
Granville: [leaves the room, to return a few seconds later] Not if they're going to count as my birthday present
Arkwright: You look all sinister and Hungarian.
Granville: Hungarians don't look like this.
Arkwright: Badly-dressed Hungarians do.
Granville: I look like an idiot.
Arkwright: Yes.
Granville: Well, there's a great day for discoveries. My mother was the fisherman's friend and I've got a bottom half called Hugo.
Granville: I've got the blood of poets and lovers in my veins.
Arkwright: [as Granville leaves] Yes. And at least one electrician
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Movie/TV title:A Touch of Frost
Character name: Detective Inspector William Edward Frost
Quote(s):
Frost: Yeah, well, I just wish Horn-rimmed Harry would be a little more choosy about his jargon. I mean anyone who spends all day with their pen stuck up their a-aah, there you are, sir!
Frost: I went to London once, to see the Queen. She was a bit smaller than I imagined, but as we both know size isn't everything.
Supt. Mullett: One of these days you'll realize you need more than your well-known intuition in order to get results.
Frost: I used more than my well-known intuition, sir, at least in one of the cases I did - I used my charm.
[pause]
Frost: It's a joke, sir, don't bother to work it out.
Frost: Times are hard, Clive, my son. Try and be a bit more charitable. You sell what you got available. Tell you what, though, she's nicked my bloody fags! Should have turned right there, by the way. Didn't I say?
Dr McKenzie: I'd guess from the obstruction in his throat that he probably choked on his own vomit.
Frost: Better than choking on someone else's vomit, I suppose.
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Movie/TV title:The Darling Buds of May
Character name:Sidney Charles 'Pop' Larkin
Quote(s):
Sidney Charles 'Pop' Larkin: This calls for a cocktail!
repeated line]
Sidney Charles 'Pop' Larkin: Sounds perfick
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Movie/TV title:Terry Pratchett's Hogfather
Character name:Albert
Quote(s):
Albert: What good is a god that gives you everything you want?
Death: You have me there.
Death: [half-heartedly] Ho, ho, ho.
Albert: No, no, no! It needs to be more jolly; put some life into it... oh, no offense, sir...
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