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There's no challenge if you walk into a room and everyone recognises you. It takes the suspense out of being the seducer. It's something I've gotten used to, but there is a warping effect on how you interact with other people.
George Clooney quote on being famous

It doesn't seem like a smart thing for me to do, and I'm pretty adamant about that, I don't have anything in me that says rush out and have kids. It's the ultimate responsibility.
George Clooney Quote about having kids

I don't like to share my personal life.. it wouldn't be personal if I shared it.
George Clooney

Do you want the truth or the politically correct version? The truth is that I go plastic, it's so much easier. And I like to put the bags over my head at night when I sleep, which I think all the kids at home should try. Kidding!
George Clooney Quote about using plastic bags

Yeah no way am I going to lose any money on this one, because I figure, here's the deal, I get a vasectomy for five grand and I'm up 15 grand right there. I can make a profit.
George Clooney about his bet with Nicole Kidman and Michelle Pfeiffer on becoming a father before 40

We'd get into a fight and I'd just mentally leave. I'd think,'In a relationship, we should never have his kind of fight.' Then, instead of figuring out how to make it work, I looked for a way to get out of it. The truth is, you shouldn't be married if your that kind of person."
George Clooney Quote about why he won't get married

People thought I was Tom and Nicole's bodyguard. They'd come up and go, "Is it okay if I go up and ask for an autograph?" It was good. I'd charge 'em three bucks a person. Yeah, you gotta make some money off of that."
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After doing One Fine Day and playing a pediatrician on ER, I'll never have kids. I'm going to have a vasectomy.
George Clooney

America can't beat anyone anymore.
George Clooney

I don't believe in happy endings, but I do believe in happy travels, because ultimately, you die at a very young age, or you live long enough to watch your friends die. It's a mean thing, life.
George Clooney

I don't care. Charlton Heston is the head of the National Rifle Association. He deserves whatever anyone says about him.
George Clooney

I don't like to share my personal life... it wouldn't be personal if I shared it.
George Clooney

I grew up in the world of bad television, on my dad's sets and then as a young schmuck on dating shows and so on.
George Clooney

I was in a bar and I said to a friend, 'You know, we've become those 40-year-old guys we used to look at and say, 'Isn't it sad?'
George Clooney

I'd think,'In a relationship, we should never have his kind of fight.' Then, instead of figuring out how to make it work, I looked for a way to get out of it. The truth is, you shouldn't be married if your that kind of person.
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I'm a Method actor. I spent years training for the drinking and carousing I had to do in this film.
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I'm certainly the last person to give advice on, well, anything.
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I'm not smart enough and I don't know enough about what's going on.
George Clooney

I'm really white trash.
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I'm the flavor of the month.
George Clooney

Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs, and I've been to too many parties.
George Clooney

The government itself is running exactly like the Sopranos and they sit back and they make deals. And they say okay, 'I'm going do this: France, you're getting the pipelines.'
George Clooney

The only failure is not to try.
George Clooney

There's no connection between al-Qaeda and Iraq.
George Clooney

They say I was a bad Batman, that it was my fault, that I buried the franchise. But the truth is, it was a big project. I was pretty intimidated in that world. I did the best I could in the situation I was given.
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We're picking on people we can beat.
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When you're young you believe it when people tell you how good you are. And that's the danger, you inhale. Everyone will tell you you're a genius, which you are not, and if you understand that, you win.
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Who would name their kid Jack with the last words 'off' at the end of the last name? No wonder that guy is screwed up.
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You have only a short period of time in your life to make your mark, and I'm there now.
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You make a lot of films, do you? You make a lot of films yourself? Yeah, I'd like to see you make a film first before you get to talk about it. What a jerk.
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