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The Quotable Jack Black
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Jack Black's Famous Lines
flixster.actor.standard.02.162662218 - flixsterMovie/TV title: Tropic Thunder (2008)
Character name: Jeff Portnoy
Quote(s):

Jeff Portnoy: Alpa, if you untie me, I will literally suck your d**k... right now.
Alpa Chino: Man, I told you for the last time, I love the p***y!
Jeff Portnoy: I'll cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe, and swallow the gravy. Get it over here, buddy. Let's do this.
flixster.actor.standard.02.162662218 - flixsterMovie/TV title: Be Kind Rewind (2008)
Character name: Jerry Gerber
Quote(s): (Shooting Robocop)

Jerry: "I will shoot you. And I know robot karate!" ; "Anything you say can and will be held against you...in the court of Robocop."


flixster.actor.standard.02.162662218 - flixsterMovie/TV title: Kung Fu Panda (2008)
Character name: Po
Quote(s): "Skadoosh!" (Frequently used - Po)

Po: Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend.
Po: It is said that his enemies would go blind from over-exposure to pure awesomeness!
flixster.actor.standard.02.162662218 - flixsterMovie/TV title: The Holiday (2006)
Character name: Miles
Quote(s):

Miles: You with me, Simpkins?
Iris: Miles. You really are an incredibly decent man.
Miles: I know. It's always been my problem.

Miles: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to kiss you twice and then linger on the second one.
flixster.actor.standard.02.162662218 - flixsterMovie/TV title: King Kong (2005)
Character name: Carl Denham
Quote(s):

Carl Denham: And lo, the beast looked upon the face of beauty, and beauty stayed his hand. And from that day forward, he was as one dead."

Carl Denham: Ladies and Gentlemen... I give you... Kong! The Eighth Wonder of the World!
flixster.actor.standard.02.162662218 - flixsterMovie/TV title: The School of Rock (2003)
Character name: Dewey Finn
Quote(s):

Dewey Finn: In the words of AC/DC: We roll tonight to the guitar bite, and for those about to rock - I salute you.

Dewey Finn: God of Rock, thank you for this chance to kick ass. We are your humble servants. Please give us the power to blow people's minds with our high voltage rock. In your name we pray, Amen.
Jack Black Quotes
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  • I have a 2-year-old son named Samuel and Yo Gabba Gabba! is one of our favorite shows. My wife really thought it would be awesome if I came on the show.
Jack Black in People

  • A special bonus of doing the show, I got my own Foofa. Read 'em and weep collectors, I got 'em all!
Jack Black in People

  • You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow.
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  • I'd rather be the king of kids, than the prince of fools.
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  • I'm no Matt Damon. My goal was to be a character actor. I never thought I'd get leads in the way the way I've been able to in the past two years.
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  • I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
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  • I'm hungry for rock 24/7.
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  • I was a little worried about working with kids. I wanted to make sure we didn't approach it tip-toeing around the stuff that would normally be funny, or make it gentle, rock-a-bye-baby bullshit.
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(The tubby actor on why he has become Hollywood's most unlikely sex symbol)
  • A little humour goes a long way. Johnny Carson said it's the number one aphrodisiac, so I must be very sexy.
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  • I think it's all down to the fact that I am perceived as gettable, whereas with Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt, there's no prayer. The girls have no chance with those guys but me. Maybe it's because they think I would be a fun date.
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  • If Beethoven and Bach hooked up with Mozart and made a band, they could be a distant runner up to The D.
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  • The moment you start analyzing your own rock is the moment your rock is dead. That's why rock is now pretty much dead. Too much analyzation. No rockalyzation!
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  • The movie Spinal Tap rocked my world. It's for rock what The Sound of Music was for hills. They really nailed how dumb rock can be.
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  • There's nothing you can really do to prepare to rock. Do you prepare to eat a delicious meal? Are you hungry? Then you're gonna eat it.
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  • You're asking me to choose between two children, the one that pays more and the one that I secretly love more. With the acting, it's somebody else's brainchild, and I'm just sort of helping flesh it out; with the music, there's a special satisfaction to being the brains behind the operation.
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  • Asked which would he choose if it came to the crunch, his acting or music, as lead singer with folk-metal duo Tenacious D
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Quotes About Jack Black
Quote: "We could easily display our ad for people who say they are fans of Ben Stiller, Or Dodgeball, Jack Black etc. It's really about making it relevant."

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