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Jack Nicholson's Famous Lines
flixster.actor.standard.02.162654979 - flixsterMovie/TV title: As Good As It Gets
Character name: Melvin Udall
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You make me want to be a better man.
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Character name: Garrett Breedlove
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I was just inches from a clean getaway.
flixster.actor.standard.02.162654979 - flixsterMovie/TV title: One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Character name: R.P. McMurphy
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I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this.
Jack Nicholson in The ShiningMovie/TV title: The Shining
Character name: Jack Torrance
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Little pigs, little pigs, let me in! Not by the hair of your chiny-chin-chin? Well then I'll huff and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house in!
Jack Nicholson in The ShiningMovie/TV title:The Shining
Character name:Jack Torrance
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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

Jack Nicholson Quotes
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Age is the first limitation on roles that I've ever had to encounter, and I hit that awhile ago.
Jack Nicholson

Frankly, I got into the movies because I like the movies a lot.
Jack Nicholson

If you get an impulse in a scene, no matter how wrong it seems, follow the impulse. It might be something and if it ain't - take two!
Jack Nicholson

I only take viagra when I am with more than one woman.
Jack Nicholson

A star on a movie set is like a time bomb. That bomb has got to be defused so people can approach it without fear.
Jack Nicholson

Americans don't like sexual movies - they like sexy movies.
Jack Nicholson

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.
Jack Nicholson
Here's Johnny!

I don't want people to know what I'm actually like. It's not good for an actor.
Jack Nicholson

I mean, it's real hard to be free when you're bought and sold in the marketplace.
Jack Nicholson
Playing George Hanson in Easy Rider

If you suck on a tit the movie gets an R rating. If you hack the tit off with an axe it will be PG.
Jack Nicholson

Just let the wardrobe do the acting.
Jack Nicholson

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
Jack Nicholson

Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But remember, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile.
Jack Nicholson
Playing The Joker in Batman

Once you've been really 'bad' in a movie, there's a certain kind of fearlessness you develop.
Jack Nicholson

Our generation are the new old. I remember what someone of 60 looked like when I was a kid. They didn't look like me.
Jack Nicholson

People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.
Jack Nicholson

There's so much darn porn out there, I never got out of the house.
Jack Nicholson

On why he was giving up using the internet
When we make mistakes they call it evil. When God makes mistakes they call it Nature!
Jack Nicholson
Playing Daryl Van Horne in The Witches of Eastwick




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