 Movie/TV title: Friday the 13th
Character name:ClayMiller
Quote(s):
Clay: Hey, I'm not from around here, but I'm looking for my sister. She's gone missing.
Trent: [to Clay] I would probably leave soon before I get pissed off and, you know...
Clay: Yeah?
Trent: Yeah.
[looks from Clay to door, seemingly tough]
Clay: [unfazed] What happens then?
Jenna: I never liked camp.
Clay: Why?
Jenna: Bad food, bugs, cheap toilet paper... | Movie/TV title: Cry_Wolf
Character name: Tom
Quote(s):
Tom: [after shaking Owen's hand] I just beat off.
Randall: Tom, who's your new boyfriend?
Tom: You'll have to excuse Randall here. He doesn't know the difference between a roommate and a cellmate. Everybody, this is Owen. Owen this is everybody.
Regina: I hate to be the bitch but are we gonna play or what?
Tom: Aw Regina, you love to be the bitch.
Regina: I can't get caught in the boys dorm again.
Tom: Like the last time when we hooked up?
Regina: You mean when you jerked off to my yearbook photo?
Regina: I hate to be the bitch here but are we going to play, or what?
Tom: Aw, Regina, you love to be the bitch!
Dodger: Alright, alright, everybody put your money in.
Tom: Yo Obi-Wan, have you seen my shoulder pads?
Tom: Yo O-Dog, what do you think a murder victim looks like?
Tom: He's just pissed cause he's fat.
Randall: Can I borrow your car?
Tom: Yea man, you know, just leave the keys on the tire and don't get any blood on the back seat.
Randall: I wouldn't dream of it. I want this to be special, you know, like in the middle of the woods up against a tree.
Regina: You're a pig.
Randall: You're a dyke.
Regina: Die a violent death.
Regina: And they only just found that girls body today because it was dragged through the woods by a wolf.
Tom: Yeah listen, the guy blew her head off. Then just let the wild life go to town.
Mercedes: Why's it have to be a guy?
Tom: Serial killers are always guy.
Regina: Just the one's that get caught baby.
Mercedes: Serial means more than one jackass.
Tom: You're not taking your SAT book to my lake house this weekend are you? | Movie/TV title: House of Wax
Character name: Wade
Quote(s):
Carly Jones: [Carly hears a noise outside the tent] Wade, wake up. Wade! I heard something.
Wade: Yeah, it's probably the serial killers or something.
[scraping a piece of the House of Wax off with his knife]
Wade: It is wax, like... literally.
Nick Jones: Bye, Wade.
Wade: Asshole.
Wade: I just don't get what his beef is with me.
Carly Jones: Nick has beef with everyone.
Wade: I'm sorry, we just needed a fanbelt
Bo: A fanbelt? You walk in on a funeral for a fucking fanbelt?
Wade: [sniffing something foul in the air] Something's dead out there.
Blake: [sniffing also] Nuh uh. Something's dead right here.
Wade: [runs a lighter along one of Vincent's waxed miniature statues and talking in a silly voice] Oh no, there's a fire! Help me, Carly! My skirt's gonna catch on fire, my legs are all hot, you're my hero!
Carly Jones: [stopping him] That's not cool.
[Carly sees a human face in the window that moves away]
Wade: [after she jumps] What?
Carly Jones: I just saw somebody!
Wade: It was probably a wax thing.
Carly Jones: No, no, it wasn't a wax thing it was moving and it was freaky looking!
Wade: [notices how well Nick throws the football to Blake] Nice arm... I can see why they gave you a scholarship.
Nick Jones: [holds up hand] Yeah, it's a real tragedy, ain't it?
Wade: Yeah... it is.
[seeing all the fan belts]
Wade: He has everything but a 15 inch fan belt. Where is he anyway? He said he'd be 30 minutes, its been almost 45.
[sighs]
Wade: I guess I'll have to make do with a 16.
[grabs it]
Bo: [from behind] You plan on stealing that?
Wade: [startled] No, I ah - I left money by the cash register.
[indeed he did as a $20 bill lies there]
Blake: [to the stranger in the truck] Yo, man. You need something?
Carly Jones: What does he want?
Wade: Hey, can you turn off your lights, please?
[no response]
Paige Edwards: Okay, this is getting kinda creepy.
Blake: Hey, come on, man, get out of here! Nothing to see here, let's go!
Wade: Can we help you?
Carly Jones: Maybe we're on his property?
Wade: Nah, we didn't pass the gate.
Blake: Hey man, turn your lights off! Hello? Turn your lights off! No, I'm serious. Turn your lights off or I'll whip this on your ass!
Wade: Hey, hey, it's cool, man.
[Nick throws a bottle and smashes one of the headlights]
Carly Jones: NICK!
[pause]
Carly Jones: Oh, my...
Nick Jones: [yelling at the man in the truck] WHAT?
[Wade starts up his car. It rumbles badly for a second and then cuts out]
Wade: [looking under hood] What the hell?
[sees broken fan belt]
Wade: I just bought this fan belt. It's brand new.
[throwing it on the ground]
Wade: Someone has got to be f - king with me!
Carly Jones: This Vincent guy is quite the artist.
Wade: Yeah. I think this Vincent guy needs therapy.
Wade: [to a dog he thinks is made of wax] What up, dog? | Movie/TV title:
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