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Jason Statham
  • Movie/TV title:Crank
  • Character name:Chev Chelios
  • Quote(s):[calmly] Well I'm glad to hear that.Listen, I've been fatally poisoned,there's probably a psychopath heading over there to torture and kill you as we speak,but don't bother getting out of bed,I'll be there in a flash...Maybe you could fry me up a waffle or something,kay?
Jason Statham
  • Movie/TV title:Snatch
  • Character name:Turkish
  • Quote(s):You show me how to control a wild fucking gypsy and I'll show you how to control an unhinged,pig-feeding gangster.
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  • Movie/TV title:Cellular
  • Character name:Ethan
  • Quote(s):He's the one on the cell phone, you idiot
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  • Movie/TV title:Lock,Stock.and Two Smoking Barrels
  • Character name:Bacon
  • Quote(s):I'll knock you out in a minute! Look,you want me to knock him out?*You* knock him out.
Jason Statham
  • Movie/TV title:The Transporter
  • Character name:Frank Martin
  • Quote(s):Rule #1.Never change the deal.



Jason Statham Quotes
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  • "You ain't ever gonna get an Academy Award for doing Crank (2006) and you certainly won't for doing all the other movies I've done."





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