Jennifer Aniston Quotes


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Jennifer Aniston's Famous Lines
flixster.actor.standard.02.162655148 - flixsterMovie/TV title: Friends
Character name: Rachel Green
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  • Okay, no uterus, no opinion.
  • How many centimeters am I dilated? Eight? Nine?Just 3. I'm dilated just 3?
  • Everything you need to know is in that first kiss.
  • So cute I'm thinking about jamming this pen in my eye.
  • Are you sure that on some level you don't want to take off my bra?
  • Come on. You guys can pee standing up.
  • Honey, could I recommend watching a little bit more "ESPN" and a little less "E."?
  • Ok, Joey, we'll do it one more time. Don't forget the rules -heads I win, tails you lose.
  • Are you kidding? I'm trained for nothing! I was laughed at 12 interviews today.
  • You know she is attractive, I would date her. You know, if I was "you know", I would date her.
flixster.actor.standard.02.162655148 - flixsterMovie/TV title: Along Came Polly
Character name: Polly Prince
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  • You wanna come upstairs and have sex? I'm kidding!
  • I've been living my life, okay? I've been in good relationships and I've been in shitty ones... and I've moved a lot... and I've been happy, and I've been sad... and I've been lonely... and that is what I've been doing. Which is a lot more then I can say for some freak, who thinks he's gonna get the Ebola virus from a bowl of mixed nuts.
  • That's not a rat, that's my ferret.

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Jennifer Aniston Quotes
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The greater your capacity to love, the greater your capacity to feel the pain.
There are no regrets in life, just lessons.

I love that feeling of being in love, the effect of having butterflies when you wake up in the morning. That is special.

Life is funny. Life isn't categorized into comedy, drama, action, is it? So I don't know why they try to categorize everything. It drives me crazy-why it would have to be just a romantic comedy or...I want to have a little integrity, a little story, you know.

Quirky is sexy, like scars or chipped teeth. I also like tattoos - they're rebellious.


I'm so tired of being part of this sick, twisted Bermuda Triangle.
Jennifer Aniston
On break up of her marriage with Brad Pitt and his relationship with Angelina Jolie, quoted March 2006

Everything is imploding. Why did it take so long to respond to the crisis in New Orleans? It all seems to lead back to our dear president.
Jennifer Aniston
On response to Hurricane Katrina disaster, in Newsweek interview November 2005

Am I lonely? Yes. Am I upset? Yes. Am I confused? Yes. Do I have my days when I've thrown a little pity party for myself? Absolutely. But I'm also doing really well.
Jennifer Aniston
Interview Vanity Fair magazine September 2005, on break-up with husband Brad Pitt

I would be a robot if I said I didn't feel moments of anger, of hurt, of embarrassment.
Jennifer Aniston
Interview Vanity Fair September 2005, on upset over tabloid pictures of estranged husband Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie

As an actor, you have be up in the morning, so you make your dinner and go to bed.
Jennifer Aniston

Friends is so successful that, if you make a movie and it's not as big as Friends, then you get people telling you, "How dare you make a movie? Keep your day job, dammit!"
Jennifer Aniston

I always say don't make plans, make options.
Jennifer Aniston

I am trying to think of the last time that I just said, "What the hell!" and did something crazy.
Jennifer Aniston

I couldn't have found a better man than Brad [Pitt]. He still opens doors for me and brings me flowers. He's the sweetest goofball on the planet.
Jennifer Aniston

I don't get sent anything strange like underwear. I get sent cookies.
Jennifer Aniston

I don't have any commitment issues in relationships, obviously!
Jennifer Aniston

I guess we'd be living in a boring, perfect world if everybody wished everybody else well.
Jennifer Aniston

I had an idea of what I thought was funny. It's kind of based on how I am.
Jennifer Aniston

I was a Duran Duran freak - and freak is the perfect word to describe my behavior during that decade!
Jennifer Aniston

I was told to avoid the business all together because of the rejection. People would say to me, "Don't you want to have a normal job and a normal family?" I guess that would be good advice for some people, but I wanted to act.
Jennifer Aniston

I've gone for each type: the rough guy; the nerdy, sweet, lovable guy; and the slick guy. I don't really have a type. Men in general are a good thing.
Jennifer Aniston

If somebody ever wished to be me for a day, they'd be the most pissed-off person once they got here. They would be, like, in hell.
Jennifer Aniston

Life can be dramatic and funny all in the same day!
Jennifer Aniston

Nobody thinks of themselves as sexy, really. Some days you go, "Hey, I'm not going too bad today." But if you try and be sexy, you'll never be sexy.
Jennifer Aniston


hat's what I hate about a lot of comedies, when you're hitting a line or making it funny.
Jennifer Aniston

The best smell in the world is that man that you love.
Jennifer Aniston

The first time I kissed Brad [Pitt] my knees went weak - I literally lost my breath!
Jennifer Aniston

True love brings up everything - you're allowing a mirror to be held up to you daily.
Jennifer Aniston

When someone follows you all the way to the shop and watches you buy toilet roll, you know your life has changed.
Jennifer Aniston

You know when I feel inwardly beautiful? When I am with my girlfriends and we are having a "goddess circle".
Jennifer Aniston

You're damned if you're too thin, and you're damned if you're too heavy. According to the press I've been both. It's imposible to satisfy everyone and I suggest we all stop trying.
Jennifer Aniston




Quotes About Jennifer Aniston
Quote: "We worked well off each other. She's completely different than me. I'm a guy that goes out and completely throws myself out there… wild stuff. And she's like the center of the wheel as I'm doing this [he spins his hand in a frantic circle] all around her. She's the kind of person that can sit there and allow things to come to her. I seek them out and destroy them. She deserves everything she's got. You look at all those magazine you see her in and you say, "Why are people so interested in this person?" They just never seem to get enough. Then after meeting her you go, there's a reason this is a very cool centered person. A lot of times when you meet people like that you're disappointed at the reality of them. The "Idea" is always better, or that they are "playing" an idea. - She's real and being herself."
Who said/wrote it: Jim Carrey

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