Movie/TV title:Coyote Ugly
Character name:Lil Lovell
Quote(s):Girl: Can I ask you somethin'?
Lil: What?
Girl: What - Oh, what does Coyote Ugly mean?
Lil: Did you ever wake up sober after a one night stand, and the person you're next to is layin' on your arm, and they're so ugly, you'd rather chew off your arm then risk waking 'em? That's coyote ugly.
Girl: My God. But, why would you name your bar after somethin' like that?
Lil: Oh, because Cheers was taken.
Lil: That's Rachel, you can learn a lot from her.
Violet: She just cut some guy's ponytail off.
Lil: Yeah, the court ordered her to take anger-management classes after she pummeled a customer for grabbin' her ass. He pressed charges, I gave her a raise. Cheers!
Customer: So, basically you have...?
Lil: Jim, Jack, Johnny Red, Johnny Black, and Jose; all my favorite men. You can have it any way you like it, as long as it's in a shot glass.
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Movie/TV title:Thank You for Smoking
Character name:Polly Bailey
Quote(s):
Nick: What?
Bobby: I got a call from the paper.
Nick: Really? What they want?
Bobby: They wanted to correct spelling of my name and job title.
Polly: You didn't tell her about us, did you?
Nick: Who? … Heather? No! … I mean, maybe in passing.
Polly: In passing.
Bobby: Oh God, he ******** her. I tried to warn you …
Polly: Hey, he didn't **** her. You didn't **** her, did you? … When?
Bobby: In passing.
Nick: Look, she's a really nice girl.
Bobby: Oh God, we're really *******
All voice-overs reading the newspaper article]
Nick: Nick Naylor, the lead spokesman for big tobacco, would have you believe he thinks cigarettes are harmless, but really he's doing it for the mortgage.
Polly: The "M.O.D. Squad"—meaning, of course, "Merchants of Death"—is comprised of Polly Bailey, of the Moderation Council, and Bobby Jay Bliss, of the gun business's own advisory group, S.A.F.E.T.Y.
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Movie/TV title:World Trade Center
Character name:Donna McLoughlin
Quote(s):
Donna McLoughlin: You can't leave yet, the kitchen isn't even finished yet.
John McLoughlin: Will you forget about the kitchen for a minute. I'm kinda stuck here.
Donna McLoughlin: Well get unstuck John.
Donna: I dont even remember the last thing I said to john
(at the police station-to the desk sergeant) Donna: this is not right,he gave everything,years of his life & you cant even get this right!
Donna:judy,listen to me...listen to me...look they evacuated these buildings alright Im sure almost everyone got out...they're fine...in the 93' attacks john said everyone got out
Judy:In 93' the buildings did'nt fall down!
Donna: they'll keep lookinh for john...so many policemen running around..they'll see him
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Movie/TV title:A History of Violence
Character name:Edie Stall
Quote(s):Edie Stall: What is it?
Tom Stall: I remember the moment I knew you were in love with me. I saw it in your eyes. I can still see it.
Edie Stall: 'Course you can, I still love you.
Tom Stall: I'm the luckiest son-of-a-bitch alive.
Edie Stall: You are the best man I've ever known. There is no luck involved.
Tom Stall: [Seeing Edie walk into his hospital room] Edie... Honey, are you okay?
Edie Stall: Tell me the truth.
Tom Stall: The truth?
Edie Stall: Please, you can do that, can't you? You can do that... can't you, please?
Tom Stall: What do you think you heard?
Edie Stall: It's not what I heard... it's what I saw. I saw Joey. I saw you turn into Joey right before my eyes. I saw a killer, the one Fogarty warned me about. You did kill men back in Philly, didn't you? Did you do it for money? Or did you do it because you enjoyed it?
Tom Stall: Joey did, both. I didn't. Tom Stall didn't
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Movie/TV title:Flicka
Character name:Nell McLaughlin
Quote(s):Nell McLaughlin: To Rob: "When are you going to look at your daughter... and realize that she's you?"
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Movie/TV title:The Dark
Character name:Adele
Quote(s):
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Movie/TV title:Secret Window
Character name:Amy
Quote(s):Amy: [seeing Mori wearing Shooters' hat] Jesus, Mori.
Amy: Where'd did you get that old thing? The attic?
Mort: It's mine.
Mort: Wasn't ever anybody else's.
Amy: Will you call me if you need anything?
Mort: I doubt it.
Amy: You were always gone.
Mort: I worked from home, Amy.
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Movie/TV title:The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
Character name:Evelyn O'Connell
Quote(s):Evelyn O'Connell: [speaking of Rick fishing] At least you've got a hobby that doesn't involve guns.
[takes a bite of the fish]
Woman in Bookstore: Mrs. O'Connell, is it true that the Scarlet O' Kiefe character is based on you?
Evelyn O'Connell: No. I can honestly say she is a completely different person.
Jonathan Carnahan: [during a chase scene] Where's Rick?!
Evelyn O'Connell: Where do you think?!
Rick O'Connell: I. Really. Hate. Mummies.
Evelyn O'Connell: I think the feeling is mutual.
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