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Joseph Francis "Joey" Tribbiani, Jr
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Season 1 Episode 5 - 2004
Michael Tribbiani: Well don't do the one with the dialogue 'cause you dont know that one
Joey Tribbiani: Yeah but I haven't studied the dancing in that cowboy thing at all
*does dance move*
Gina Tribbiani: *laughing* oh, please do that one!
Joey Tribbiani: I think I have too much stuff stored in my mind
Michael Tribbiani: That's and interesting theory
Joey Tribbiani: I dont think I can even do that
Bobbie Morganstern: Well your looking at the queen of multitasking ... right now as we are talking, i am doing butt clenches and learning Spanish through this headpiece
Joey Tribbiani: *smiles*
Bobbie Morganstern: Miamo bobby
Joey Tribbiani: Ooo Sandiago ... only 28 more days till sea world.
"Joey: Pilot"
Season 1 Episode 1 - 2004
Gina: I look pretty good for a mother of a 20-year-old.
Joey: Yeah, you never hear the argument for teen pregnancy.
Joey: Gina, I know he's your baby, but it's time to move on. Change can be good!
Gina: Oh, it's easy for you to say.
Joey: No it's not! No! Look... Nobody understands wantin' things to stay the same like I do. I was HAPPY in New York! Okay, and I tried really hard to keep things from changing. But everyone else got married, and had kids, and moved on. They all changed! So I'm givin' change a shot. And it has been hard. But... just hoping things stay the same... it doesn't work.
Gina: This is the best part. Sit here and lean back.
Joey: Is that the middle of the HOLLYWOOD sign?
Gina: That's the OLLYWOO sign.
Joey: I can see the OLLYWOO sign! And into that woman's bathroom. And now she sees me. Hi, neighbor!
"Joey: Joey and the Husband"
Season 1 Episode 7 - 2004
Eric: I get it. You're gay.
Joey: No! But if I was, I'd be attracted to myself!
Michael: I'm going to my room to study. What are you going to do?
Joey: I'm luring Alex's husband over with a pretend maintenance problem, because he's the Super, but my real plan is to prove to him that I'm sexy.
Michael: We lead very different lives, you and I.
"Joey: Joey and the Tonight Show"
Season 1 Episode 16 - 2005
Joey: Thanks. It's just, when I was a kid, I used to dream about being on the Tonight Show. You know, Johnny Carson would come out and introduce me and I'd come out and he'd say, 'How you doin' Joey?' and I'd say, 'Just great, Johnny' and now that day is finally here. I'm so scared, 'cause...
Michael: Because you're afraid you're gonna say Johnny's name instead of Jay's?
Joey: It could so happen.
Gina: You know what, it's crazy, but maybe we can get one of the news helicopters to come down and pick you up.
Joey: That's great! Okay, we just gotta get their attention. Uh, Ooh! Let's lie on the pavement and use our bodies to spell out 'Joey Tribbiani needs to get to the Tonight Show fast!'
"Joey: Joey and the Nemesis"
Season 1 Episode 6 - 2004
Joey Tribbiani: Nope, she's not going anywhere. How are you feeling?
Michael Tribbiani: Not good Jo. Everything will be fine tomorrow though
Joey Tribbiani: Oh yeah, how'd you figure?
Michael Tribbiani: 'Cause if she doesn't leave by then, I'm going to kill myself
Joey Tribbiani: Dont be so dramatic.
Michael Tribbiani: She said we're going to flush my system, Joey. I dont know what that means
Joey Tribbiani: Yeah, your grandmother was the same when I was sick. Ive had my system flushed ... makes you ask yourself some big questions.
*turns tv on*
Gina Tribbiani: *turns tv off* don't even think about it. Michael is about to take his nap in here.
Michael Tribbiani: She makes me take a nap every day at one ...
*looks into space*
Michael Tribbiani: not tomorrow though
"Joey: Joey and the Spying"
Season 1 Episode 21 - 2005
Alex: It's already 8 o'clock, are you gonna be able to find anyone to go out with ?
Joey: Give me a letter!
Alex: H
Joey: *talking by cell phone* Hey Helen! It's Joey.... yep... no... OK!
Joey: *puts the cellphone down* She's coming over !
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