Michael Cera Quotes


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The Quotable Michael Cera
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Michael Cera's Famous Lines
Replace this image with a character photoMovie/TV title:Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist
Character name:Nick
Quote(s):I think we both said some things we didn't mean, like... when you broke up with me... on my b-day.
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Character name:Nick
Quote(s):If anyone is getting raped in that van, it'll be a guy.
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Character name:Paulie Bleeker
Quote(s):Like I'd marry you! You'd be the meanest wife ever, okay? And I know that you weren't bored that day because there was a lot of stuff on TV, and then 'The Blair Witch Project' was coming on Starz and you were like 'I haven't seen this since it came out and if so we should watch it' and then 'but oh, no, we should just make out instead la la la'
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Character name:Paulie Bleeker
Quote(s):No, I don't like Katrina. She smells like soup. Have you ever smelled her? I mean, her whole house smells like soup!
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Character name:Evan
Quote(s):McLovin? What kind of a stupid name is that, Fogell? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?

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