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Movie/TV title:Beetlejuice
Character name:Beetlejuice
Quote(s): I've Seen ''The Exorsist'' About 167 Times, and It Get's
Funnier Every Single Time I See It!

Movie/TV title: Night Shift
Character name: Bill Blazejowski

Quote(s): PROSTITUTION !
What does that mean really?
sometimes it helps to understand a word
if you break it down, so lets do that now
shall we. Pros... it doesn't mean anything
you can forget about that... Tit, i think we
all know what that means, Tu and Tion of
course, from the Latin to shun... to say uh-
uh no thank you, i don't want it, to push away
it doesnt even belong in this word really.

Movie/TV title:Mr Mom

Character name:Jack Butler

Quote(s):Your mom calls the vacuum cleaner "jaws"?

Jack Butler: you wanna beer?
Ron Richardson: It's 7 o'clock in the morning
Jack Butler: Scotch?

Movie/TV title:The Dream Team
Character name:Billy Caulfield

Quote(s): Ah, It's great to be young and insane

Movie/TV title:Batman Returns

Character name: Batman/ Bruce Wayne

Quote(s):
Catwoman: You're catnip to a
girl like me. Handsome, dazed and to die for.
Batman: Mistletoe can be deadly if you
eat it.
Catwoman: but a kiss can even be deadlier
if you mean it. You're the second man who
killed me this week, but i've got seven lives left.
Batman: i tried to save you
Catwoman: Seems like every woman you
try to save ends up dead... or deeply resentful.
Maybe you should retire.

Michael Keaton Quotes

Michael: (on his birth name being Michael Douglas) Yeah, I had to change my name because there were two other actors registered at Equity with that name. One of them is doing quite well from what I understand, the other is making cheap porn movies... (pause) like Basic Instinct.
Michael: (comparing working on "Batman Returns" to the first "Batman" film) In some ways, this one was harder, because I felt like I was doing an impersonation of myself. Which, aside from being nearly impossible, is really weird.
Michael: (on doing a villain role in a superhero film) I think it'd be fun because those are the roles where you get to chew it up.
It's so hard to get anything as well written or as challenging, or a cast or director this good, so I just had to do it. It kind of haunted me.”

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