Movie/TV title:
The Three Musketeers
Character name:
Rochefort
Quotes:- Cardinal Richelieu: He is becoming as troublesome as his father.
Rochefort: He is a foolish boy and barely that.
Cardinal Richelieu: That foolish boy is about to become a man which is all the more reason for us to act quickly. Have our loose ends
[the three musketeers]
Cardinal Richelieu: been tied up?
Rochefort: Two patrols have been sent.
Cardinal Richelieu: I trust, Captain Rochefort, that you are doing everything in your power to rid us of these rebels. Don't let having only one eye impair your vision. The loss of the other could be most... inconvenient.
- Athos: You go back and you tell the Cardinal we will continue to perform our sworn duty, which is to protect the King, and we will use every means within our power to fight him.
Rochefort: Bold words. I look forward to ramming them down your throat. - Rochefort: Musketeers! By joint edict of His Majesty the King Louis XIII and His Eminence Cardinal Richelieu, the Musketeers are officially disbanded. In preparation for the coming war with England, your ranks and commissions are hereby transferred to the Infantry. You will be contacted and told where to report. Until that time, you are instructed to return to your homes.
- Athos: [the musketeers break into the main hall] I hope we're not interrupting!
Rochefort: [Rochefort draws his sword] No, on the contrary. You're right on time!
[the duel begins] - Rochefort: "It's magnificent. Where did you steal it?" "I collect swords, you see. I take them from the men I've killed."
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Movie/TV title:
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
Character name:
Guy of Gisborne
Quote(s)
- [the Sheriff has said he'll cut out Robin Hood's heart with a spoon]
Guy of Gisborne: Why a spoon, cousin? Why not an axe?
Sheriff of Nottingham: Because it's DULL, you twit. It'll hurt more.
- Guy of Gisborne: Might I have the pleasure of your name, before I have you run through?
- Guy of Gisborne: Harboring felons, are you, milady?
Marian: They're thieves, you imbecile. They're stealing my horses.
Guy of Gisborne: Lucky they didn't steal your virtue as well. - Friar Tuck: [singing drunkenly] Old King Richard's gone to war, loves his wine and warring/But for those of us who stay at home, there's only beer and whoring/Play the music, dance the day, think not on tomorrow...
Guy of Gisborne: FRIAR! I'm sure you shall find it much more difficult to sing with a sword in your gullet!
Friar Tuck: Yes, my lord.
[laughs, to himself]
Friar Tuck: You pig. - Guy of Gisborne: C'mon, damn you! There're only thre of them!
Soldier: It's not the men we fear, sir. It's the evil spirits.
Guy of Gisborne: Robin of the Hood! Son of a devil worshipper! Your father died a coward, cursing your name and squealling like a stuck pig!
Azeem: You will bring no justice to your father by dying today.
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Movie/TV title:
The Crow
Character name:
Top Dollar
Quote(s):
- Top Dollar: Greed is for amateurs. Disorder, chaos, anarchy: now that's fun!
- Top Dollar: Our friend T-bird won't be joining us this evening on account of a slight case of death.
- Top Dollar: No, I want you to set a fire so goddamn big, the gods'll notice us again, that's what I'm sayin'. I want all of you boys to be able to look me straight in the eye one more time and say: ARE WE HAVING FUN OR WHAT? Hey, you! What's your name? Skank? You don't feel that?
Skank: I feel like a little worm on a big fuckin' hook.
[All the other thugs laugh]
Top Dollar: "I feel like a little worm on a big fucking hook." Well, boy, your
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Movie/TV title:
The Count of Monte Cristo
Character name:
Dorleac
Quote(s):
- Dorleac: Come on, come on, I haven't got all day... wait. Actually, I do. I've got...
[laughs]
Dorleac: ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD!
- Dorleac: And if you're thinking just now 'Why me, oh God?' the answer is: God has nothing to do with it. In fact, God is never in France this time of year.
Edmond: God has everything to do with it. He's everywhere. He sees everything.
Dorleac: Alright. Let's make a bargain, shall we? You ask God for help and I'll stop the moment he shows up. - Edmond: Monseuir, I know you must hear this a great deal; I assure you I am innocent. Everyone must say that, I know, but I truly am.
Dorleac: Innocent?
Edmond: Yes.
Dorleac: I know. I really do know.
Edmond: You mock me?
Dorleac: No, my dear Dantes. I know perfectly well that you are innocent. Why else would you be here? If you were truly guilty, there are a hundred prisons in France where they would lock you away. But Chateau d'If is where is they put the ones they're ashamed of.
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Movie/TV title:
Along Came a Spider
Character name:
Gary Sonjei
Quote(s):
- Gary Sonjei: Cool beans
- Gary Sonjei: I am living proof, that a mind is a terrible thing.
- Gary Sonjei: They say that when I die, the case will die. They say it will be like a book I close. But the book, it will never close...
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