Movie/TV title:
Sixteen Candles (1984)
Character Name:
Samantha Baker
Quotes:Samantha: I can't believe I gave my panties to a geek.
Samantha: God, I hope whoever got that note doesn't know it was me who wrote it. I'd shit twice and die.
Samantha: Donger's here for five hours, and he's got somebody. I live here my whole life, and I'm like a disease.
Samantha: I loathe the bus. There has to be a more dignified mode of transportation.
Samantha: It's really human of you to listen to all my bullshit.
Samantha: I can't believe this. They f*cking forgot my birthday.
Samantha: You know everyone in this family has gone total outer limits.
The Geek: This information cannot leave this room. Ok? It would devastate my reputation as a dude.
Samantha: No problem.
The Geek: I've never bagged a babe. I'm not a stud.
The Geek: How's it going?
Samantha: How's what going?
The Geek: You know - things, life, whatnot.
Samantha: Life is not whatnot, and it's none of your business.
The Geek: So, what's your story? I mean, you got a guy, or...?
Samantha: Yes, three big ones, and they lust wimp blood so quit bugging me or I'll sic them all over your weenie ass.
The Geek: Just answer me one question.
Samantha: Yes, you're a total fag.
The Geek: Ha ha ha. That's not the question.
Samantha: Thanks for getting my undies back.
Jake: Thanks for coming over.
Samantha: Thanks for coming to get me.
Jake: Happy Birthday, Samantha. Make a wish.
Samantha: It already came true. |
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Movie/TV Title:
The
Breakfast Club (1985)
Character Name: Claire Standish
Quotes:
Claire Standish: I hate it. I hate having to go along with everything my friends say.
John Bender: What's in there?
Claire Standish: Guess? Where's your lunch?
John Bender: You're wearing it.
Claire Standish: You're nauseating.
John Bender: What's that?
Claire Standish: Sushi.
John Bender: Sushi?
Claire Standish: Rice, raw fish, and seaweed.
John Bender: You won't accept a guy's tongue in your mouth, and you're going to eat that?
Claire Standish: Can I eat?
John Bender: I don't know. Give it a try.
Claire Standish: Why didn't you want me to know that you are a virgin?
Brian Johnson: Because it's my business - my personal business.
John Bender: Well, Brian, it doesn't sound like you're doing any business.
[Claire is doing Allison's make-up]
Claire: You know, you look a lot better without all that black shit under your eyes.
Allison Reynolds: Hey, I like all that black shit. Why are you being so nice to me?
Claire: Because you're letting me.
Brian Johnson: Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you're crazy to make an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us... In the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain...
Andrew Clark: ...and an athlete...
Allison Reynolds: ...and a basket case...
Claire Standish: ...a princess...
John Bender: ...and a criminal...
Brian Johnson: Does that answer your question?... Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club. |
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Movie/TV Title:
Pretty in Pink (1986)
Character Name:
Andie Walsh
Quotes:
Andie: I just want them to know that they didn't break me.
Andie: If somebody doesn't believe in me, I can't believe in them.
Andie: You know, it's so insane that someone you've never met, never talked to can be your enemy.
Andie: May I admire you?
Duckie: If you wish!
Andie: I don't know what I'm doing!
Iona: Wishful make-upping!
Andie: Well, not nothing. I mean, I kissed him.
Iona: Anywhere interesting?
Duckie: Well, that's very nice. I'm glad. Well here's... here's the point, Andie. I'm not particularly concerned with whether or not you like me, because I live to like you and... and I can't like you anymore. So... so when you're feeling real low and... and dirty, and your heart is splattered all over hell, don't look to me to pump you back up 'cause... 'cause... 'cause maybe for the first time in your life I WON'T BE THERE!
Andie: I can't believe your saying this.
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Movie/TV Title:
For Keeps? (1988)
Character Name:
Darcy Elliot Bobrucz
Quotes:Darcy: I'm pregnant. Can you pass the turnips?
Darcy: How could you name our baby Theodosia?
Stan: We needed a name for a the birth certificate, I asked you what you wanted!
Darcy: It sounds like a greek fishing boat, or a crater on the moon or something!
Stan: Oh no, my wife is not gonna get a job!
Darcy: Oh great Stan, you sound just like Fred Flintstone.
Darcy: I tried on my dress, for the prom, I look like a Thanksgiving Day float. Also I'm also itchy everywhere, my ankles are fat, there's something hanging out of my butt, the article's not going well and now I have to get a haircut.
Stan: There's something hanging out of your what?
Darcy: Well, when you're pregnant, sometimes you get hemorroids, okay?
Stan: Bummer.
[in the labor room]
Stan: Do the pattern breathing, come on.
Darcy: Screw the pattern breathing, I want a painkiller! |
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