Movie/TV title: Twilight
Character name: Rosalie Hale
Quote(s):
Rosalie Hale: Here comes the human.
[Bella and Edward walk around the corner]
Esme Cullen: [Runs up to Bella] Bella! We're making Italiano for you.
Isabella Swan: Okay.
Edward Cullen: Bella, this is Esme, my mother for all intents and purposes.
Isabella Swan: Buongiorno?
Esme Cullen: Molto Bene!
Dr. Carlisle Cullen: It gives us an excuse to use the kitchen for the first time.
Esme Cullen: I hope you're hungry.
Isabella Swan: Yeah, absolutely!
Edward Cullen: She already ate.
Rosalie Hale: [Breaks the bowl she's holding] Perfect!
Isabella Swan: Yeah-it's just that I know... I know you guys don't eat.
Esme Cullen: Of course, that's very considerate of you.
Edward Cullen: Just ignore Rosalie. I do.
Rosalie Hale: Yeah! Let's just keep pretending like this isn't dangerous for all of us.
Isabella Swan: I would never tell anybody anything.
Dr. Carlisle Cullen: She knows that.
Emmett Cullen: Yeah, well the problem is... you two have gone public now so...
Esme Cullen: Emmett!
Rosalie Hale: No, she should know. The entire family will be implicated if this ends badly.
Isabella Swan: Badly as in... I become the meal.
[Alice comes in through the window]
Rosalie Hale: [after Edward asks her to put on Bella's coat to distract James] Why should I? What is she to me?
Dr. Carlisle Cullen: [Hands her the coat] Bella is with Edward. She's a part of this family, and we protect our family.
Rosalie Hale: [after Emmett catches the baseball by climbing a tree] My monkey man!
Rosalie Hale: Is she even Italian?
Emmett Cullen: Her name is Bella.
Rosalie Hale: Get a whiff of that.
Rosalie Hale: Here comes the human.
Rosalie Hale: [after Edward asks her to put on Bella's coat to distract James] Why should I? What is she to me?
Dr. Carlisle Cullen: [Hands her the coat] Bella is with Edward. She's a part of this family, and we protect our family. We protect our family.
Edward Cullen: [to Bella as they sense the trackers arriving] Put your hair down.
Rosalie Hale: [scoffing] Like that'll work. I'd smell her from across the field. | 
Movie/TV title: Mini's First Time
Character name: Minerva 'Mini' Droggs
Quote(s):
Diane: Did you have fun tonight honey?
Mini: What? My first night turning tricks? Could have been better.
Diane: That's nice.
Mini: Follow your heart and don't question it, no matter where it tells you to go... It will open up a world of experiences you can't even imagine.
Mini: With desire, focus, and the willingness to treat every obstacle as an opportunity, it's amazing what you can accomplish. | 
Movie/TV title: Thirteen
Character name: Evie Zamora
Quote(s):
Tracy: Um, since when does Medina have a ghetto booty?
Evie: Oh, I think she stuffs.
Astrid: That slut ain't got shit on THESE double-cheesburgers.
[She shakes her butt]
Medina: Shake it, don't break it, bitch.
Astird: Fuck her.
[singing]
Evie: The itsy-bitsy spider dropped acid at the park...
[outside Mason's open window]
Tracy: [talking to dog in baby voice] Oh Hampton, he's my baby, yes...
Evie: [walks in front of Mason's window] Hey Mason!
[pulls thong up over shorts while shaking her butt]
Evie: move ya g-string down South!
Tracy: Gross! That's my brother!
Evie: [giggling while walking away with Tracy] Relax! Maybe I'll marry into the family.
Tracy: So you're a model?
Evie: She's a model-slash-actress!
Brooke: Slash-bartender who's about to be late for work.
Evie: Tracy?
Tracy: What-ey?
Evie: Your going out with Javi!
Evie: How about we make a Luke sandwich?
Luke: Um, how about you're jailbait?
Brooke: Evie, goddamit, have you seen my other cutlet?
Evie: Incoming cutlet!
[throws it at her and hits her in the behind]
Evie: Something peed in your bed.
Brooke: We'll be moving up to Ojai so you won't be seeing Evie again... ever. You're really cruel, Tracy. I mean, I'm sure you can be a sweet kid when you want but right now you are a really bad influence! I mean you cheat, you lie, you steal
Tracy: [shouts] Oh, my God! Are you kidding me? Where do you think I *learned* all this shit from?
[Tracy walks off into the kitchen]
Melanie: Tracy was playing with Barbies before she met Evie!
[follows Tracy into kitchen]
Brooke: [along with Evie, follows Tracy and Melanie into kitchen] Oh what? Did she teach her to beat the crap out of her as well
[grabs Tracy by the arm]
Brooke: Don't even start with me little one, I've seen the bruises!
Tracy: What the hell did you tell her, Evie?
Brooke: [turns to Evie] Come here... What about this?
[shows scrape by Evie's hairline that Tracy accidentally made when the two girls were play fighting]
Tracy: [shouts] What the fuck? We were just goofing!
Melanie: Tracy didn't hit her!
Evie: [shouts] Yes, she did!
Tracy: [shouts] I don't believe this shit! She hit me too! She hit me too!
Brooke: [grabs Tracy's arm and struggles with Tracy to pull back her sleeve] And look at this, Mel!
Melanie: Take your hands off her!
Tracy: No! Don't you dare! No, don't, please!
[starts crying as the cuts on her are revealed when Brooke pulls down her sleeve]
Brooke: See! She cuts!
Tracy: [crying] That's none of your business you *fucking* Frankenstein!
Brooke: Oh, no, this child is my business, you little cunt!
Melanie: That's enough, you have to get out.
[Brooke and Evie slowly start to walk out]
Melanie: Now!
Brooke: [softly] C'mon Evie, let's go.
Evie: [crying] Who would wanna stay in this shit hole anyways?
[screams]
Evie: It fucking stinks in here, Mel!
Tracy: [Sitting on Evie's bed, drinking beer] So, you want me to prove it, lesbo?
Evie: Hell, no.
Tracy: Want me to prove it lesbo?
Evie: Hell Nooo!
[Tracy kisses Evie]
Evie: I barely even felt that!
Tracy: Well see if you can feel this one then!
[Tracy pushes Evie on floor and kisses her more passionatly]
Evie: Well,okay!
Tracy: [speaking in gibberish] Why does my tongue hurt?
Evie: Maybe because you gave head.
Evie: [huffing computer duster] I hear this little wah-wah-wah inside my head...
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