 Movie/TV title: Chicago (2002)
Character name: Matron Mama Morton
Quote(s):
Roxie: Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.
Matron Mama Morton: You're talking to the wrong people.
Matron Mama Morton: Don't you know that this hand washes that one, too? When you're good to Mama, Mama's good to you.
Matron Mama Morton: As you know I'm here to take care of you. Now if anything hurts you, or upsets you in any way... don't run your fat ass mouth off to me cause I don't give a shit. Now move out.
Matron Mama Morton: In this town, murder's a form of entertainment.
| Movie/TV title: Bringing Down the House (2003)
Character name: Charlene Morton
Quote(s):
Peter Sanderson: I message for you. Howie says, 'The cool points out the window and you got him all twisted up in the game.'
Charlene Morton: That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Charlene Morton: I kicked it off the heezy and bounced... fo' real, tho!
Peter Sanderson: What did you just say?
Charlene Morton: Pretend I'm your wife. Talk dirty to me.
Peter Sanderson: Um, okay... I wanna kiss you A LOT!
Charlene Morton: No no no! Dirtier...
Peter Sanderson: I wanna give you - an aromatherapy massage!
Charlene Morton: Try harder!
Peter Sanderson: I wanna have SEXUAL INTERCOURSE with...
Charlene Morton: I give up! | Movie/TV title: Taxi (1998)
Character name: Isabelle Williams 'Belle'
Quote(s):
Belle: We've gotta play to your strengths. And thinkin ain't one of them.
Washburn: (Pull out his badge) See this? This is a badge! It means your not allowed to SCREAM at me!
Belle: (Takes the badge) Ah Ah Ah.
Washburn: (Tries to get badge back) Come on now. Give it back.
Washburn: (Goes to grab badge and ends up flipping over, then stands up with a gun pulled out) Hand it over cabbie!
Belle: Whoa, man! Be cool!
Washburn: Be cool? I had to flip and pull this out of my ankle holster! Now gimme that and shush! (Goes to grab badge, he doesn't get it and Belle gets the gun too)
Washburn: Ah!
Belle: Ha. Yeah! How do you like me to point it at you!
Belle: Buckle up for safety, motherfucka!
Belle: What are you trying to do?... A 78-point turn? | Movie/TV title: Beauty Shop (2005)
Character name: Gina Norris
Quote(s):
Jorge: You are going to fall flat on your ass.
Gina Norris: Well, I've got some cushion. Wanna kiss it? I didn't think so!
Gina Norris: What's with the Kmart thing, huh? Is it cuz I'm black? IS IT CUZ I'M BLACK?
Vanessa: Does this mean I have to quit school now?
Gina Norris: No, why would you say that?
Vanessa: Because you got fired.
Gina Norris: I didn't get fired, I quit, there's a big difference.
Gina Norris: Vanessa, do these pants make my butt look big?
Vanessa: Yeah, they do.
Gina Norris: Good! | Movie/TV title: Last Holiday (2006)
Character name: Georgia Byrd
Quote(s):
Georgia Byrd: Next time... we will laugh more, we'll love more; we just won't be so afraid.
Georgia Byrd: You wait and you wait for somethin' big to happen... and then you find out you gon' die.
Georgia Byrd: If you're reading this letter, my disease has run its course. Enclosed is some money for my burial. I would like to be cremated. I spent my whole life in a box. I don't want to be buried in one. Georgia May Byrd.
Gunther: You were misdiagnosed by a faulty dog scan, you don't have Lampington's, you're going to live!
Georgia Byrd: I'm not going to die?
Gunther: No!
Georgia Byrd: I'm going to live?
Gunther: Yes!
Georgia Byrd: I'm gonna live! Everybody, I'm gonna live! | Movie/TV title: Ice Age 2: The Meltdown (2006)
Character name: Ellie
Quote(s):
Manfred: I knew it! I knew I couldn't be the only one!
Ellie: Me too! Everybody falls out of the tree sometimes. They just won't admit it!
Ellie: What about me is attractive?
Manfred: Your... butt?
Ellie: What about it?
Manfred: It's... big?
Ellie: You're just saying that.
Manfred: No, I mean it. It's huge. Biggest darned butt I've ever seen.
Ellie: That is really sweet.
Ellie: I thought fat guys were supposed to be jolly.
Manfred: I'm not fat. It's this fur. It makes me look big. It's poofy.
Ellie: Oh, okay.
Ellie: He's fat. [to Crash and Eddie]
Ellie: You ain't savin' the species TONIGHT, or any OTHER night. | Movie/TV title: Hairspray (2007)
Character name: Motormouth Maybelle
Quote(s):
Motormouth Maybelle: Oh, so this is love?
Motormouth Maybelle: Well, love is a gift, a lot of people don't remember that. So, you two better brace yourselves for a whole lotta ugly comin' at you from a neverending parade of stupid.
Penny Pingleton: So, you've met my mom?
Motormouth Maybelle: (Singing) Oh, oh, oh. You can't stop today as it comes speeding down the track! Child, yesterday is history, and it's never coming back! Cause tomorrow is a brand new day, and it don't know white from black! Cause the world keeps spinnin' 'round and 'round, and my heart's keepin' time to the speed of sound. I was lost 'till I heard the drums and I found my way, 'cause you can't stop the beat! | Movie/TV title: Mad Money (2008)
Character name: Nina Brewster
Quote(s):
Nina Brewster: I'm a single mother, if anything happens, I lose my kids.
Nina Brewster: You spent the money!
Bridget Cardigan: What're you talking about?
Nina Brewster: [pulls off Bridget's glove revealing a $62,000 ring] This.
Bridget Cardigan: It's nothing, it's costume jewelry, it's not even real.
Nina Brewster: Really?
Bridget Cardigan: Yes.
Nina Brewster: Good! [flushes it down the toilet]
Nina Brewster: She was out shopping. That's when the idea came to her, when she was out shopping, being a good American. | Movie/TV title: The Secret Life of Bees (2008)
Character name: August Boatwright
Quote(s):
Lily Owens: If your favorite color is blue, why did you paint the house pink?
August Boatwright: That was May's doing. When we went to the paint shop, she latched on to a color called, "Caribbean Pink." She said it made her feel like dancing a Spanish Flamenco. I personally thought it was the tackiest color I had ever seen, but I figured if it could lift May's heart, it was good enough to live in.
Lily Owens: That was awfully nice of you.
August Boatwright: Well, I don't know. Some things in life, like the color of a house, don't really matter. But lifting someone's heart? Now, that matters. |
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