Movie/TV title:Independence Day
Character name:Russell Casse
Quote(s):Russel Casse: I picked a helluva day to quit drinkin'.
Russel Casse: All right, you alien ********! In the words of my generation: Up Yours!
Russel Casse: Ha-ha-ha! Hello, boys! I'm back!
Russel Casse: Payback's a bitch, ain't it?
Reporter: Los Angeles, New York and Washington D.C. have been left in ruins.
Russel Casse: Good God! I've been sayin' it. I've been sayin' it for ten damn years. Ain't I been sayin' it, Miguel? Yeah, I've been sayin' it.
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Movie/TV title:Kingpin
Character name:Ishmael Boorg
Quote(s):Ishmael: Whatcha doin', Mr. Munson?
Roy: Flossin'.
Ishmael: Flossin? Where the hell did I get "Munson"?
Roy: The name's Munson, what I'm doin' is flossin'.
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Movie/TV title:Days of Thunder
Character name:Tim Daland
Quote(s):Tim Daland: [Walks to tractor] See you're enjoying the good life, Harry?
Harry Hogge: Yeah. Well I don't mind spreadin' a little fertilizer round now and then. There's worse things.
Tim Daland: How's the truck runnin'?
Harry Hogge: Runs good.
Tim Daland: [pause] I... uh... I want you to build me a car.
Harry Hogge: [stops tractor] Now, Tim, everyone knows some downtown car dealer can't afford a race team. And no driver worth a damn is gonna sign with you. Cause they wreck one car, you can't afford to build them another, and their out of the deal, you know. And no car's gonna win without a driver, not even mine.
Tim Daland: [points to Harry] If you built the car, I'd get a damn driver.
Harry Hogge: [starts driving tractor] What kinda driver you gonna find after the season's started? Some ole' boy that's washed up, and one worth a **** to begin with.
Tim Daland: You can work with him. You can build a driver like you build a car, Harry.
Harry Hogge: [points to dog] Tim, take a look at that hound. Now that's the best coon dog I ever seen or heard about, and I didn't teach him a damn thing.
Tim Daland: Well I got somebody.
Harry Hogge: Who?
Tim Daland: Take a look at him.
Harry Hogge: Anybody I gotta take a look at ain't somebody.
Tim Daland: Then take a look at nobody.
Tim Daland: He's destroyed both my cars. He destroyed both my cars. He's fired. You're fired. You're all fired.
Tim Daland: [Talking to the team after a poor showing at Rockingham but asks Cole and Harry to stay] I had sponsors in the stands, we were hugging and holding hands, praying for good showing and what do we do? We end up looking like a monkey ******* a football out there. Everybody out, please, except you two.
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Movie/TV title:The Wraith
Character name:Sheriff Loomis
Quote(s):Sheriff Loomis: Forget it Murphy. Roadblocks can't stop somethin' that can't be stopped.
Sheriff Loomis: You listen to me, you son-of-a-bitch! There's a kid out there usin' his car to kill people, not that it's such a big deal since it seems to be your gang he's got it in for... so, if you guys try to take the law into your own hands, and that killer turns up dead, I'm gonna see you all sniffin' cyanide in the Arizona gas chamber.
Sheriff Loomis: Bad feelings don't add up to resurrections, buddy.
Sheriff Loomis: I've been waiting to catch you guys in the act. Been waiting and watching.
Packard Walsh: Well, congratulations. You caught us talking. There's no law against it, is there officer? Unless of course I got my wires crossed and you caught us speaking without a permit.
Sheriff Loomis: Clam it, wiseguy!
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Movie/TV title:Brokeback Mountain
Character name:Joe Aguirre
Quote(s):Joe Aguirre: You boys sure found a way to make the time pass up there. Twist, you guys wasn't gettin' paid to leave the dogs babysittin' the sheep while you stem the rose.
Joe Aguirre: You pair of deuces lookin' for work, I suggest you get your scrawny asses in here pronto
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Movie/TV title:The Ice Harvest
Character name:Bill Guerrard
Quote(s):
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Movie/TV title:Hard Rain
Character name:Sheriff
Quote(s):Sheriff: For twenty years, I've been eatin' ****; breakfast, lunch, and dinner. So now I'm changing the menu. From here on, everything I eat is gonna be ****-free.
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Movie/TV title:Quick Change
Character name: Loomis
Quote(s):Loomis: You aren't going to hit me again are you?
Grimm: I haven't hit anybody since I was nine.
Loomis: Yeah, but it was me you hit!
Grimm: Thank you Roy. God! Alright, Roy's going to get us the duggle bag, a wheelchair and some skis out of lost luggage to cover your limp.
Loomis: Did you give him a couple of bucks?
Grimm: Yeah, try $1200. Scary but Roy's sixth sense told him we were in some kind of jam...
Loomis: ESP exists, Grimm. They've proved it.
Grimm: Yeah, you picking up anything from me right now, pal?
Loomis: Please God! We need a cab! One lousy *******' cab!
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Movie/TV title:National Lampoon's Vacation/Christmas/
Character name:Cousin Eddie
Quote(s):Cousin Eddie: I got laid off when they closed that asbestos factory, and wouldn't you know it, the army cuts my disability pension because they said that the plate in my head wasn't big enough.
Cousin Eddie: How do you like yours, Clark?
Clark: Oh, medium rare, a little pink inside.
Cousin Eddie: No, I mean your bun.
Cousin Eddie: I don't know why they call this stuff hamburger helper. It does just fine by itself, huh? I like it better than tuna helper myself, don't you, Clark?
Clark: You're the gourmet around here, Eddie.
Eddie:They had to replace my metal plate with a plastic one. Every time Catherine would rev up the microwave, I'd **** my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour.
Eddie: I don't know if I oughta go sailin' down no hill with nothin' between the ground and my brains but a piece of government plastic.
Clark: Do you really think it matters, Eddie?
Eddie:He's cute ain't he? Only problem is, he's got a little bit a Mississippi leg hound in 'im. If the mood catches him right, he'll grab your leg and just go to town. You don't want him around if your wearing short pants, if you know what I mean. Word of warning though, if he does lay into ya, it's best to just let 'im finish.
Cousin Eddie: I haven't seen a beatin' like that since somebody stuck a banana in my pants and turned a monkey loose.
Clark Griswold: Thanks for the pick me up Eddie.
Cousin Eddie: Come on, Clark, the night is young... they're giving away free hot sandwiches at the blood bank.
Cousin Eddie: That's it Clark... show him who's boss. It's people like you who come here and blow the family nest egg that built this town... not this pretty boy!
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