Character Name
Robert McCallister
(67 episodes, 2006-2009)
Brothers & Sisters: Something Ida This Way Comes (#1.13) (2007) Robert McCallister: [Kitty and Robert enter a closet] If this is where you keep the wine, where do you keep your clothes?
Kitty Walker: Shut your mouth and come on. Shut the door.
[Robert shuts the door and looks around]
Robert McCallister: I am having like a fifth grade flashback of Deena Segerson and seven minutes in heaven.
[pause, he looks at Kitty who is pouring glasses of wine]
Robert McCallister: Have you always been a closet drinker?
Kitty Walker: Are you done?
Robert McCallister: No, I'll think of some more.
Robert McCallister: [looking around closet at shoes] Wow, this is quite a collection.
Kitty Walker: Oh yeah, if only my shoes could talk.
Robert McCallister: These are sufficiently slutty, what's their story?
Kitty Walker: Hamptons, 2002, broke a heel dancing on a table. Got sandwiched in between this uh, a club promoter and some tortured playwright.
Robert McCallister: Do you want to explain those?
[glancing at red platform shoes]
Kitty Walker: [laughing] Oh my God, yes. Halloween, 2 years ago, um, Tribeca loft party. Jonathan and I went as Sonny and Cher.
Robert McCallister: Jonathan?
Kitty Walker: Uh, yeah, Jonathan, my ex-fiance.
Kitty Walker: Yeah, I'd rather talk about my shoes.
Robert McCallister: Understood.
Kitty Walker: You know tonight was unusually bizarre, even for my family.
Robert McCallister: Are you kidding me, it’s been fantastic…
[pause]
Robert McCallister: …like dinner theatre or the circus.
Robert McCallister: [going into Kitty's closet to find alcohol] If this is where you keep the wine, where do you keep your clothes?
Kitty Walker: Shut your mouth and come on. Shut the door.
Robert McCallister: I am having like a fifth grade flashback of Deena Segerson and seven minutes in heaven.
Kitty Walker: Have you always been a closet drinker?
Robert McCallister: Are you done?
Kitty Walker: No, I'll think of some more
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Brothers & Sisters: An American Family (#2.2) (2007) Robert McCallister: Look, I don't share many of my future mother-in-laws views either... but she's not un-patriotic and she's certainly not treasonous, your words.
Luther Reeves: And I stand by them.
Robert McCallister: Well I'm not going to give you a education on discourse, but if you think that I came on here today to distance myself from Kitty or her liberal mother or her gay brother or my gay brother for that matter, well Luther you have got to be nuts.
Luther Reeves: Well that's extremely disappointing because I believe America is looking for a leader who has the courage to stand up for what's right and to point out what's wrong.
Robert McCallister: And I think America's looking for someone who knows the difference. And the only way to do that is by listening... not antagonizing. My future in-laws are very different from me. And very different from each other so by definition they are my greatest asset... because they remind me that we are all part of a larger American family and that no one is irrelevant and no one should be ignored. And Luther, I think the bigger question is not why I feel a part of them, but why you don't.
Robert McCallister: Oh, um, you know, about the other thing... my answer... when soldiers stop dying.
Staffer: What?
Robert McCallister: That's when I'll stop going to funerals.
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"Brothers & Sisters: Game Night (#1.19)" (2007)
Robert McCallister: From what I hear, Kevin's a serial dater.
Kitty Walker: No, no, no, he just, you know, no, he was just picking the wrong guys.
Robert McCallister: Please Kitty, you used the phrase, and I'm quoting here, man whore.
"Brothers & Sisters: Love Is Difficult (#1.15)" (2007)
Kitty Walker: I've got to make Hair Boy look Presidential.
Robert McCallister: Senator Hair Boy, please.
"Brothers & Sisters: The Other Walker (#1.16)" (2007)
Robert McCallister: Hold on to the things that make you happy.
Kitty Walker: You make me happy.
Robert McCallister: I do?
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