Movie/TV title:GoldenEye/ The World Is Not Enough
Character name:Valentin Dmitrovich Zukovsky
Quote(s):(As Zukovsky hears the click of Bond cocking his gun)
Zukovsky: Walther PPK, 7.65 millimetre. Only three men I know use such a gun...[smirks] I believe I've killed two of them.
Bond: Lucky me.
(Another man cocks his gun and puts it to Bond's head)
Zukovsky: I think not.
Valentin Dmitrovitch Zukovsky: He wants *me* to do him a favor! My knee aches every single day! Twice as bad when it is cold. Do you have any idea how long the winter lasts in this country? Tell him, Dmitri.
Bodyguard: Well, it depends...
Valentin Dmitrovitch Zukovsky: SILENCE!
Zukovsky: I'm looking for a submarine. It's big and black, and the driver is a very good friend of mine.
[Zukovzky fixes the "Zukovsky's Finest" logo on his office door]
Zukovsky: There's nothing in this place straight.
[Zukovsky opens the door and is shocked to see Christmas sitting on a couch in his office]
Zukovsky: Who are you, and how did you get in? I'll call security and congratulate them. Drink?
[the office door moves back, and Bond appears holding a guy at gunpoint]
Zukovsky: Can't you say a hello, like a normal person.
James Bond: [to guy] Get lost!
[the guy heads moves towards the door, and Bond grabs him by the shirt collar]
James Bond: [to guy] No, no, no down the back!
[to Zukovsky]
James Bond: What's your business with Elektra King?
Zukovsky: I though you were the one giving her the business.
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Movie/TV title:Harry Potter
Character name:Rubeus Hagrid
Quote(s):Yer a wizard, Harry.
(sees Harry trying to spit out the Golden Snitch) Looks like he's gonna be sick!
Uncle Vernon: [holding Hagrid at gunpoint] I demand that you leave at once, sir! You are breaking and entering
!Hagrid: [grabs the nose of gun] Dry up, Dursley, yeh great prune! [bends the nose upward][The gun shoots and makes a hole in the ceiling]
Hagrid: First thing you wanna know about hippogriffs, is that they're very proud creatures, very easily offended. You do not want to insult a hippogriff. It may just be the last thing you ever do. Now, who'd like to come and say hello?
[everyone but Harry takes one step back]
Hagrid: Well done, Harry, well done!
Hagrid: Well, first the committee took turns in talking about 'why we were there'. Then I stood up and said my bit, how Buckbeak was a good hippogriff, always cleaned his feathers. And then Lucius Malfoy got up...
Hagrid: I take after my mum. Though I didn't know her very well, she left when I was about three. Broke my dad's heart, though. You know, he was a tiny little feller, my dad. I could pick him up at the age of six, with one hand, and put him up on the dresser.
[He and Olympe laugh]
Hagrid: He laughed so hard at that! And then he died, about when I started school. So I had to make my own way, so to speak... but enough about me. What about you?
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Movie/TV title:Cracker
Character name:Dr. Eddie 'Fitz' Fitzgerald
Quote(s):DI Walters: I've read all your books.
Dr. Eddie 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Have you?
DI Walters: Yes. Refreshingly free of jargon.
Dr. Eddie 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Ah, 'refreshingly free of jargon' is jargon, of course.
[after Penhaligon pours a jug of water over him]
Fitz: Anglo-Saxon Foreplay. Go up to my bedroom my dear. If I'm not up in half an hour, get along without me.
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Movie/TV title:Nuns on the Run
Character name:Charlie McManus/Sister Enviolata
Quote(s):Brian Hope: I thought you were supposed to be eating fish on a Friday.
Charlie McManus: No, you're way out of date. Vatican II said we don't have to do that anymore.
Brian Hope: Who's "Vatican II"? The deputy pope?
Charlie McManus: Ignoramus. You can't have a deputy pope. The pope's infallible; you can't be deputy-infallible
Charlie McManus: You've got the Father, the Son and the holy ghost. But the three are one - like a shamrock, my old priest used to say. "Three leaves, but one leaf." Now, the father sent down the son, who was love, and then when he went away, he sent down the holy spirit, who came down in the form of a...
Brian Hope: You told me already - a ghost.
Charlie McManus: No, a dove.
Brian Hope: The dove was a ghost?
Charlie McManus: No, the ghost was a dove.
Brian Hope: Let me try and summarize this: God is his son. And his son is God. But his son moonlights as a holy ghost, a holy spirit, and a dove. And they all send each other, even though they're all one and the same thing.
Charlie McManus: You've got it. You really could be a nun!
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Movie/TV title:The Pope Must Die
Character name:Albinizi/The Pope
Quote(s):The Pope: You're fired! Defrocked, call it what you like. You're Out!
Cardinal Rocco: Do you know who I am? I'm Cardinal Rocco, you’re lucky you're being fed here!
The Pope: [as Carmelengo is lowering the triple crown onto his head] You don't understand! You've got the wrong man!
Carmelengo: That's what they all say.
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Movie/TV title:From Hell
Character name:Sergeant Peter Godley
Quote(s):
Frederick Abberline: Sergeant, it's night.
Sergeant Peter Godley: Well spotted, Inspector Abberline. Indeed it is night. Our genius has returned to us. Thank you, gentlemen. And Remember, if you ever wish to escape the dreary confines of your present duties, this never happened. Cut along now.
Frederick Abberline: Have we lost a day?
Sergeant Peter Godley: No, inspector. Indeed, it's only been four hours since you left here. Oh, [and] deepest apologies for the, uh... rude awakening.
Frederick Abberline: I suspect you enjoyed that.
Sergeant Peter Godley: "I must be cruel only to be kind," as the poet said. Although I would happily wallop you every time you chased the dragon.
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Movie/TV title:Van Helsing
Character name:Mr. Hyde
Quote(s):
- Mr. Hyde: [on top of church, grabs Van Helsing] I think you'll find the view here rather spectacular. [dangles Van Helsing from church roof, laughing maniacally]
Mr. Hyde: [grabbing cord from grappling hook Van Helsing shot through him, then tried to pull him off the church with] My turn!
Mr. Hyde: You're a big one. You'll be hard to digest.
Van Helsing: I'd hate to be such a nuisance. I missed you in London.
Mr Hyde: No you bloody did not! [shows a hole in his arm] You got me good.
Van Helsing: Dr Jekyll, you are wanted by the Knights of the Holy Order--
Mr Hyde: It's Mr Hyde now!
Van Helsing: ...for the murder of twelve men, six women..
.Mr Hyde: ... four children, three goats, and a rather nasty massacre of poultry. So, you're the great Van Helsing.
Van Helsing: And you're a deranged psychopath.
Mr Hyde: We all have our little problems. [eats his cigar]
Van Helsing: My superiers would much like for me to take you alive so that they may extracate your better half
.Mr Hyde: I bet they bloody would
.Van Helsing: Personally I'd rather just kill you and call it a day. But let's make it your decision.
Mr Hyde: Mmm, do let's! [knocks Van Helsing across the room]
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Movie/TV title:Stormbreaker
Character name:Prime Minister
Quote(s):
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Movie/TV title:Blackadder the third/christmas carol
Character name:samuel johnson/the spirit of christmas
Quote(s):Dr. Johnson has worked for ten years on his new Dictionary, and want's the Prince to be patron of it. BlackAdder is getting on his nerves
Edmund: I'm aniseptic, phrasmotic, even combunctuous to have caused you such perricombubulations
Dr Johnson: (angrily) PERRICOMBUBULATIONS?
Edmund: Yes, have you not heard it? It's a common word down our way
George: Ah, Dr. Johnson! Damn cold day!
Dr Johnson: Indeed it is, sir -- but a very fine one, for I celebrated last night the
encyclopaedic implementation of my pre-meditated orchestration of demotic
Anglo-Saxon.
Dr Johnson: Where is my Dictionary?
Edmund: And what dictionary would this be?
Dr Johnson: The one that has taken eighteen hours of every day for the last ten years.
My mother died; I hardly noticed. My father cut off his head and fried it
in garlic in the hope of attracting my attention; I scarcely looked up from
my work. My wife brought armies of lovers to the house, who worked in
droves so that she might bring up a huge family of *******. I cannot--
Spirit of Christmas: [complimenting Ebenezer Blackadder on his goodly nature] Well, it's a nice change from all these skinflints. You know that old fella across the road? Bags of money; I caught him trying to cut down on his heating bills by using his "John Thomas" as a draught excluder!
Ebenezer Blackadder: Oh, dear! Old people today! Tell me, how do you get them to change their ways?
Spirit of Christmas: Well, it's all visions these days. We used to use black-and-white line drawings, but the visions are more effective!
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Movie/TV title:Krull
Character name:Rhun
Quote(s):Rhun: Rocks in our pockets and gravestones above our heads is all we'll get from this journey
Rhun: [dying] I was wrong. The journey was worthwhile. Finish it for me.
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Movie/TV title:Tutti Frutti (tv)
Character name:. Danny McGlone / Big Jazza
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