| The Quotable Robin Williams | ||||
| ||||
| Robin Williams' Famous Lines | ||||
|
| Robin Williams Quotes |
| Robin Williams has a background in stand up comedy, so it is no wonder that he is full of great quotes. |
| You'll notice that Bush never speaks when Cheney is drinking water, check that shit out. Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work! Politics: “Poli” a Latin word meaning “many”; and "tics" meaning “bloodsucking creatures If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture. God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. In England, if you commit a crime, the police don't have a gun and you don't have a gun. If you commit a crime, the police will say "Stop, or I'll say stop again. Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money. Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose. Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. Carpe per diem - seize the check. Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money. Come on now! You kick out the gooks, the next thing you know, you have to kick out the chinks, the spicks, the spooks, the kikes and all that's going to be left is a couple of brain-dead rednecks. Do you think God gets stoned? I think so . . . look at the platypus. I like my wine like my women -- ready to pass out. If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number? If that man in the PTL is such a healer, why can't he make his wife's hairdo go down? If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. I'm looking for Miss Right, or at least, Miss Right Now. I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you. My God. We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins. No matter what anybody tells you, words & ideas can change the world. Satire is alive and well and living in the White House. Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. The only people flying to Europe will be terrorists, so it will be, "Will you be sitting in armed or unarmed?" The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev. The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery. The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, "You want a piece of me?" We Americans, we're a simple people . . . but piss us off, and we'll bomb your cities. We don't read and write poetry because it's cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion. And medicine, law, business, engineering, these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for. We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like "We have to get rid of dictators," but he's pretty much one himself. What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong. When the media ask him [George W. Bush] a question, he answers, "Can I use a lifeline?". You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it. |
| Quotes About Robin Williams |
| Quote: Who said/wrote it: Quote: Who said/wrote it: Quote: Who said/wrote it: Quote: Who said/wrote it: |
Movie/TV title: Good Morning Vietnam
Movie/TV title: Good Will Hunting
Movie/TV title: Patch Adams
Movie/TV title: Robots