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 "You come out here and say this is an order and that's an order! Hell, I can look at you son and the only thing you've been ordering is a whole bunch of damn cheeseburgers!" Referring to Sgt. Slaughter "Take your little belt, go home, have yourself a good Thanksgiving, but here's a little bird for you to enjoy right now!" *Stone Cold wags a middle finger in the air!* "I don't know how good your hearing is, but if you don't understand what I'm saying I always have a little bit of sign language, so here's to ya." *middle fingers extended at Tyson* Austin: "Stone Cold's time has come and in the dark or in the light you're looking at the next WWF champion whether anyone likes it or not and do you know why Ross? JR: Yes I do, because Stone Cold said so. Austin: Damn right you piece of trash!" Steve Austin from the Brian Pillman Memorial Card (1998) Steve Austin from the Brian Pillman Memorial Card (1998) Steve Austin from the Brian Pillman Memorial Card (1998) McMahon: "Baddest Man on the planet is only a figure of speech." Austin: "This is a figure of speech right here, Vince" (middle finger) "I'm not gonna get my ass kicked, Mankind ain't gonna get his ass kicked, so that leaves one person and that's you, Vince." "I'm gonna walk right into the Smack Down Hotel, check into room 3:16, and burn the son of a bitch to the ground!" "One of these days, I'm going to look down at your grave and it's going to say, here lies Bret the Hitman Hart, the biggest piece of crap that ever walked the face of the earth. And the reason he's laying here is because Steve Austin whipped his pink and black ass and that's the bottom line because Stone Cold said so." (To Bret Hart) "Tune in next week, same Stone Cold time, same Stone Cold Channel! "I'll put my roody-poo foot up his roody-poo ass! *About The Rock* "If you're looking for someone running around dancin' to a bunch of sparklers and music, you bought the wrong damn video." (Steve's intro to the 'Cause Stone Cold Says So' video) "Get the hell outta here! You oughta hit the steets in that outfit!" *verbally bashing a make-up lady* "That story would bring a tear to a glass eye." "You sit there and you thump your bible, and you say your prayers, and it didn't get you anywhere! Talk about your psalms, talk about John 3:16 ... Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your ass!" "Well, you ain't been screwed yet, Bret, because you ain't been screwed by Stone Cold Steve Austin." "He's dumber than a bag of rocks!" *Stone Cold referring to Mankind* "Well, where is he Jim? Under your hat?" *Stone Cold Steve Austin to JR, in reference to The Undertaker* "I got a couple of challenges for you. I challenge you to get a decent haircut. Since you're a piece of crap, I challenge you to flush yourself down the commode." (To Rock) "You call yourself a gorilla, yet you come out here and hee-haw like a jack ass!" (Stone Cold referring to Gorilla Monsoon) "You keep talkin' about getting screwed... well son, I didn't bring a condom, but I did bring one great big can of whoop-ass!" "I don't know where the hell you're going but you better give yourself to the lord, or someone, because your ass is mine!" "Hunter Hearst is always eating his little caviar I'm fixing to open a can of whoop-ass and see how he likes the taste of that!" "I don't need no freak watching my back you ain't got no ears, I didn't ask for Shawn Michaels long hair out here shaking his ass and I don't need you either!" (to Mankind) "One time and one time only I'll step in the ring with your asses, but after it's over we ain't going to be hanging out together, we ain't going to be drinking beers together, it's right back to this (middle fingers extended) and that's the bottom line!" "Austin 25:17 says I will strike down upon your ass with great vengeance and furious anger!" "If you put an 'S' in front of Hitman, you have my exact opinion of Bret Hart." "DTA - you stupid piece of trash. Don't ever trust anybody. You ain't gonna be my partner, never. Cause you are a longhaired freak, and you suck!" (to Mankind) "Don't be sad I kicked your ass, just be glad I didn't kill you." "Take the cupcake out of your mouth fatass, and give me an answer!" (To Paul Bearer) "The Undertaker just told you to go to hell so I'll spin you around kick you in your ass and give you a head start." (To Vince) "Sportsmanship...what a load of crap, don't preach your morality to me. Steve Austin doesn't have any mercy... you want mercy? Take your ass to church!" Steve Austin's poem from MTV's Idiot Savants: I've traveled the world the last few years, Sometimes I think of home, and even Stone Cold has to fight the tears. Another car, bus, or plane takes me to far away places, But what I remember most is all the smiling faces. Short people, tall people, people with glasses, The bottom line is I'll whip all your asses. |
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