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  • Fanged
    Coming soon: Guitar Hero - The movie!
    posted 139 days ago
  • chadroesti
    I love the bio comment "As a child, he produced a number of short films on Super 8 and video before beginning his studies as a film director in Munich and Vienna". How old is he now? 12? he is still using the same crap!
    posted 141 days ago
  • bringbackmrdirp
    Dude you should do a movie adaption of "Farm Frenzy Pizza Party"
    posted 269 days ago
  • nerdpanda
    this guy blows, but I'm sure he doesn't care!!
    posted 407 days ago
  • PvtCaboose91
    At least Boll is good for something... (hear me out)
    I watched Seed lately, and it's the worst film I've seen for a long time. It infuriates me that he's still directing movies to no end. Boll's criticisms towards his harshest critics is that he has made it into the industry and they never will. Well, with my end of school exams happening I now have motivation to study hard and get good results. After that, I'll get into the film industry and criticise Boll in an interview after my first movie or something. Hehe.

    Like I said at the beginning of this post, at least he's good for something. *snickers*
    posted 425 days ago
  • starlimitz2
    Please, start releasing your movies in Germany exclusively, STAY AWAY FROM THE US!!!!
    posted 499 days ago
  • DuncanRR
    I'm going to willingly see Postal and I'm going to willingly see Tunnel Rats. And then I'm going to sign the petition to stop this video game-rapist if I those movies suck as bad as the rest on his resume.
    posted 570 days ago
  • jbpelican
    No matter HOW you look at it. ANY movie having ANYTHING to do with this no-talent have resulted in a cataclysmic panning. So please, for the sake of people not having to worry about accidently wasting money on Uwe Bolls crap ever again, STOP WRECKING MOVIES AND JUST GO AWAY!!
    posted 578 days ago
  • IRONMANBLAST
    HEY UWE! I ENJOY UWE BOLL'S DIRECTING IN CASE YOU FOOLS DONT KNOW HE DID NOT WRITE ANY OF THE MOVIES YOU ARE ATTEMPTING (POORLY) TO SLANDER HIM FOR. P.S. VIDEO GAME MOVIES EXIST TO ENTERTAIN THE SAME KIND OF PEOPLE THAT ARE FULL OF ANGST LIKE YOU DRONES. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK AND DONT LISTEN TO THESE OTHERS.
    posted 601 days ago
  • girlybat
    sign the "Stop Uwe Boll" petition here: http://www.petitiononline.com/RRH53888/petition.html
    posted 619 days ago
  • celsoopaco
    Hey, I couldnt agree more with you guys. Lets get together and start an "Uwe Boll Shit Club". Pity the producers who waste a lot of money on him. I only saw "In the name of the king", but I have had enough.

    To be fair with guy, other directors have had shitty stuff too. :-)

    Hey Mr. Boll shame on you letting Ray Liotta look like "Grease" and "Matrix".
    posted 686 days ago
  • unclebingo
    Are you people crazy!!! this man is a god surrounded buy ants! did you see house of the dead I mean come on....just fucking with you folks, I figure instead of shitting on em I'll wait for all the actors that have stared in his movies to all join together (with a video camera) kill him (while fliming) so at least then his name would for once be attached to a blockbuster "Uwe Boll:the death of a shitty director" I'd pay to see it.
    posted 692 days ago
  • Bancho
    Somebody's lying to Uwe Boll. He thinks he's a legitimate filmmaker, the poor guy.

    Toilet Boll's movies are crap-- even by Hollywood standards. His movies are only successful when they are shown to someone who is strapped to a chair and withholding secret information. How does he continue to make a living? Normally, I'd ask, "who did he sleep with to break into the business?" but judging from his Flixster profile pic, I'm guessing absolutely no one.

    It's too bad Toilet Boll probably doesn't read this, because he needs to see what real people think of him. Then, he can select "cremation" in his will so I can't piss on his grave. You owe me 8 dollars and two hours of my life, pal.
    posted 692 days ago
  • jbpelican
    Uwe Boll as far as im concerned you can stick that fat head of yours in one of your massive plot holes and a competent director can sew it shut on your neck. Maybe then we can pick up a video game adaptation or a horror movie without the fear of having to sit through a completely bastardized stinker that probably would have been really good, had someone with actual talent been put at the helm. YOU SUCK AT EVERYTHING YOU DO! Find another way to waste your time, rather than poisoning the potential of a good game or horror idea.
    posted 727 days ago
  • allan913
    All his movies are based on video games and every one of them suck, he's the worst director in hollywood, if he's lucky In the name of the king will be his triumph
    posted 727 days ago
  • dylangatin
    he sucks at making movies
    posted 866 days ago
  • guanoblast
    you kick ass !! I was at the FANTASIA FEST. just behind you ! and Postal was GREAT. critics want to see the same TITANIC shit over and over. good thing you punched them in the face, would have been better with MIXED MARTIAL ARTS rules ! hehe !

    waiting for FAR CRY to come out !
    LowRenT
    posted 867 days ago
  • luke1765
    please someone, lock this guy up in a dark, cold room (preferably infested with zombies.... or scientologists) 20,000 feet underground so that he can never make another film ever again
    posted 901 days ago
  • Baz0Man
    Uwe Bolls movies are a disgrace to humanity. The only purpose that his films actually serve is to torture people.
    posted 961 days ago
  • dyingat27
    Uwe, please stop directing movies. Please.
    posted 977 days ago
  • senorperfecto1
    Yeah Uwe Boll is better then Michael Bay. Please pass what you are smoking...
    posted 985 days ago
  • MadaboutHatters
    lhooqtius it IS fair to say that he is one of the worst directers in History... I hate what he's done to my favorite games and I think you and I and many others have earned the right to say that after seeing any of his films.
    posted 1018 days ago
  • simba4ever84
    I <3 Uwe Boll!
    posted 1019 days ago
  • bigothic
    dude...you joking?....micheal bay is....give me all of uwes movies to watch in a 24 hour period insted of one micheal bay flick...
    posted 1030 days ago
  • lhooqtius
    It probably isn't fair to call Uwe Boll the worst director in history, and deny a chance at that glorious title to legions of bad directors who labor for years in obscurity churning out rubbish.

    However, it's fairly safe to say that he's the worst director who's ever been given a budget over $20Million (though his budgets keep getting lower since BloodRayne tanked).

    He truly is a terrible director. Boll's movies are for people who are too retarded to find a John Carpenter film in their local video store.
    posted 1031 days ago

Details


  • Name: Uwe Boll
  • Date of Birth: June 22, 1965
  • Birthplace: Wermelskirchen, Germany