Movie/TV title:
Ghost (1990) Character name:
Oda Mae Brown
Character Quote(s):
Oda Mae Brown: He's stuck, that's what it is. He's in between worlds. You know it happens sometimes that the spirit gets yanked out so fast that the essence still feels it has work to do here. Sam Wheat: Would you stop rambling? Oda Mae Brown: I don't think I'm rambling, I'm just answering the question. He's got a' attitude now. Sam Wheat: I don't have an attitude. Oda Mae Brown: Yes, you do have an attitude. If you didn't have an attitude, you would not have raised your voice at me now would you? Sam Wheat: God dammit... Oda Mae Brown: Don't you "God dammit" me. Don't you take the Lord's name in vain with me. I don't take that! Sam Wheat: Would you relax? Oda Mae Brown: No, you relax, you're the dead guy! |
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Movie/TV title:
Ghost (1990) Character name:
Oda Mae Brown
Character Quote(s):
Oda Mae Brown: I know you don't think I'm giving this 4 million dollars to a bunch of nuns! Sam: Think of it this way, you'll go to Heaven. Oda Mae Brown: I don't want to go to Heaven, I want to go to the bank and cash a GODDAMN CHECK!
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Movie/TV title:
Ghost (1990) Character name:
Oda Mae Brown
Character Quote(s):
Oda Mae Brown: Why don't you go haunt a house? Rattle some chains or something. |
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Movie/TV title:
Ghost (1990) Character name:
Oda Mae Brown
Character Quote(s):
Oda Mae Brown: I don't know you! I don't know Sam, but let me tell you what he did to me. He kept me up all night singing "I'm Henry the Eighth I Am." Molly Jensen: That's how he got me to go out with him. |
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Movie/TV title:
Ghost (1990) Character name:
Oda Mae Brown
Character Quote(s):
Oda Mae Brown: Do you hear me talking to you? Workman in Loft: I hear you! Oda Mae Brown: Ah shut up, nobody's talking to you. Workman in Loft: Didn't you ever hear of a phone? Oda Mae Brown: Wanna kiss my butt?
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Movie/TV title:
Ghost (1990) Character name:
Oda Mae Brown
Character Quote(s):Oda Mae Brown: I'm not gonna stand out here forever! Workman in Loft: Thank god! Oda Mae Brown: Ah man, shut up! |
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Movie/TV title:
Ghost (1990) Character name:
Oda Mae Brown
Character Quote(s):
[at a bank meeting, Oda Mae has improvised several lines] Sam Wheat: Don't embellish. Oda Mae Brown: Jawohl. |
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Movie/TV title:
Ghost (1990) Character name:
Oda Mae Brown
Character Quote(s):
Oda Mae Brown: [to Sam] You're white. I knew it. Why me?
[Oda Mae just gave a four-million-dollar check to some nuns] Sam Wheat: I'm proud of you, Oda Mae! Oda Mae Brown: You know something, Sam? I don't care if you're proud of me. You just stay away from me from now on. What is that nun going to do with it? She can't even buy underwear.
Sam: Molly, you're in danger. Oda Mae Brown: You can't just blurt it out like that! And quit moving around, because you're starting to make me dizzy. I'll just tell her in my own way. Oda Mae Brown: Molly, you in danger girl.
[When handing the check to the nuns] Sam: Hand her the check. Oda Mae Brown: I will! |
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Movie/TV title:
Ghost (1990) Character name:
Oda Mae Brown
Character Quote(s):Sam Wheat: Write it down. Oda Mae Brown: [to Molly Jensen] He wants you to write it down. Sam Wheat: No, YOU write it down! Oda Mae Brown: I ain't no DAMN secretary!
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Movie/TV title:
Ghost (1990) Character name:
Oda Mae Brown
Character Quote(s):
da Mae Brown: [spiritually possessed by Orlando] Ortisha? Where you at? I can't hardly see! Ortisha: Orlando? Orlando! Oda Mae Brown: Damn baby, what'd you do to yo hair? Ortisha: Orlando, you like it? It's "autumn sunrise." |
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Movie/TV title:
Ghost (1990) Character name:
Oda Mae Brown
Character Quote(s):
Sam Wheat: [at the bank meeting] Tell her to send this to the third-floor file because you have a transaction to make. Oda Mae Brown: Can you send this to the third-floor file? I have a transfusion to make. [to the bank employee after messing up the signature card] Oda Mae Brown: I'm sorry, but, could I get another one? I... uh... signed the wrong name.
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Movie/TV title:
Ghost (1990) Character name:
Oda Mae Brown
Character Quote(s):
Sam: [after he spots Molly at the bank] Oda Mae, we've gotta go! Oda Mae Brown: I know you don't think I'm giving this 4 million dollars to a bunch of nuns! Sam: Think of it this way, you'll go to Heaven. Oda Mae Brown: I don't want to go to Heaven, I want to go to the bank and cash a GODDAMN CHECK!
Oda Mae Brown: Four million dollars? Lyle Furgeson: Yes. Four million dollars. And um, how would you like that, Mrs. Miller? Oda Mae Brown: Tens and twenties? Sam Wheat: No a cashier's check! Oda Mae Brown: Actually... I think better a cashier's check. Lyle Furgeson: Right...
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Movie/TV title:
Ghost (1990) Character name:
Oda Mae Brown
Character Quote(s):
Oda Mae Brown: I don't know you! I don't know Sam, but let me tell you what he did to me. He kept me up all night singing "I'm Henry the Eighth I Am." Molly Jensen: That's how he got me to go out with him. |
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Movie/TV title:
Ghost (1990) Character name:
Oda Mae Brown
Character Quote(s):
Sam: [after he spots Molly at the bank] Oda Mae, we've gotta go! Oda Mae Brown: Well, I'd best go now! It's been a PLEASURE doing business with you! A real pleasure! Now may I keep this-? Oda Mae Brown: [Sam pushes her chair to get her moving] Say hi to Bob and Snookie for me, I'll see ya! [She races off, talking frantically to Sam] |
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Movie/TV title:
Ghost (1990) Character name:
Oda Mae Brown
Character Quote(s):
Oda Mae Brown: Now are you going to go away Sam? 'Cause you know what, I got work to do. Sam Wheat: No. Oda Mae Brown: Fine then stay there. [Turning to her customers who are not paying attention] Oda Mae Brown: Eh, excuse me, EXCUSE me! You ready yet? |
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Movie/TV title:
Ghost (1990) Character name:
Oda Mae Brown
Character Quote(s):
Ortisha's Friend: Can we get started soon? Oda Mae Brown: Oh, chill out. Chill. Out!
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Movie/TV title:
Ghost (1990) Character name:
Oda Mae Brown
Character Quote(s):
Oda Mae Brown: He's cute. White, but cute. |
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Movie/TV title:
The Color Purple (1985)
Character name:
Celie Johnson
Character Quote(s):
Celie: The more things change, the more they stay the same.
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Movie/TV title:
The Color Purple (1985)
Character name:
Celie Johnson
Character Quote(s):
Celie: [lunging towards Albert with a knife] I curse you. Until you do right by me everything you think about is gonna crumble! |
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Movie/TV title:
The Color Purple (1985)
Character name:
Celie Johnson
Character Quote(s):
| Celie: Shug like honey. And now, I's just like a bee. |
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Movie/TV title:
The Color Purple (1985)
Character name:
Celie Johnson
Character Quote(s):
Celie: [Celie confronts Albert] Nettie and my kids be comin' home soon, and when they get here we gonna' set around and whip your ass. |
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Movie/TV title:
The Color Purple (1985)
Character name:
Celie Johnson
Character Quote(s):
Celie: You a low down dirty dog, that's what's wrong. Time for me to get away from you, and enter into Creation. And your dead body'd be just the welcome mat I need.
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Movie/TV title:
The Color Purple (1985)
Character name:
Celie Johnson
Character Quote(s):
Celie: [to Shug] He beat me when you ain't here. Shug: Who do? Albert? Celie: Mister. Shug: Why he do that? Celie: He beat me for not being you.
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The Color Purple (1985)
Character name:
Celie Johnson
Character Quote(s):
Sofia: Don't do it Mrs. Celie. Don't trade places with what I been through. Shug: Come on, Celie, let's go to the car. Sofia: He ain't worth it, he ain't worth it. Albert: Who you think you is? You can curse nobody. Look at you. Your black, you're poor, you're ugly, you're a woman, you're nothing at all! Celie: Until you do right by me, everything you even think about gonna fail! |
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The Color Purple (1985)
Character name:
Celie Johnson
Character Quote(s):
Celie: [on leaving the farm in Shug's car, shouting to Albert] I'm poor, black, I might even be ugly, but dear God, I'm here. I'm here.
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Movie/TV title:
Sister Act (1992)
Character name:
Deloris Van Cartier
Character Quote(s):
Eddie: Nice church, huh? Delores: Yes, very nice. Look, what am I gonna be? Quasimodo in the belfry? What is this?
Delores: You must be out of your... You know what? I'm gonna go back and work this out with Vince. You're a lunatic! I'm not gonna be in no damn convent with these people. These people don't even have sex!
Delores: [after putting on the habit] Oh, no! No, no, no! I can't do this. I'm sorry. This is fine for covering a little bulge, but now I've got holster hips! Reverend Mother: People wish to kill you. Anyone who's met you I imagine. A disguise is necessary to protect us all. While you are here, you will conduct yourself as a nun. Only I will know who and what you truly are. You will draw no attention to yourself whatsoever. Delores: But look at me! I'm a nun! I'm a-- I'm a penguin!
Reverend Mother: As from now and until you leave, you are Sister Mary Clarence. Delores: Mary Clarence? Like Clarence Williams III from The Mod Squad?
Reverend Mother: Mary is in deference to our Holy Mother. The Clarence is in honor of Saint Clarence of Concordia. There are 3 vows every nun must accept: The vow of poverty. Delores: Mmm. Reverend Mother: The vow of obedience. Delores: Mm-Hmm. Reverend Mother: And the vow of chastity. Delores: I am outta here with that.
Delores: [prays] Bless us, oh Lord, for these Thy gifts which we are about to recieve. And yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of no food, I will fear no hunger. We want you to give us this day, our daily bread. And to the republic for which it stands, and by the power invested in me, I pronounce us ready to eat. Amen. Dolores: There's nothing wrong with my life. You know, before I came here, I had a career, I had friends, I had clothing that fit. Before I came here, I was okay.
Delores: What are you gonna do? Stick me in a bag and bury me? Forget it! Reverend Mother: Girl groups? Boogie woogie on the piano? What were you thinking? Delores: I was thinkin' more like Vegas, y'know, get some butts in the seats. Reverend Mother: And what next? Popcorn? Curtain calls? This is not a theater or a casino. Delores: Yeah, but that's the problem. See, people like going to theaters, and they like going to casinos, but they don't like coming to church. Why? Because it's a drag. But we could change all that, see? We could pack this joint. Reverend Mother: Through blasphemy? You have corrupted the entire choir!
Delores: How can you say that? I worked my butt of with these women! They've given up their free time to do this, and they're GOOD! I mean, sister, we could, we could ROCK this place!
Eddie: Can I call you Dolores? Dolores: You can call me anything you want as long as you keep me alive.
Delores: What am I gonna do here? I'm gonna go crazy! There's nothing but a lot of white women dressed as nuns! What am I gonna do here? Eddie: Pray. Delores: Pray?
Delores: I can't Go! I'm singing for the Pope tomorrow! Eddie: You gonna be singing for St. Peter if you don't get your buns out of here!
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Movie/TV title:
Sister Act (1992)
Character name:
Sister Mary Clarence
Character Quote(s):
Sister Mary Clarence: [about her leading the choir] I was thinking "Vegas", you know, "Get some butts in the seats."
Sister Mary Patrick: We did it! We actually sang a chord! Sister Mary Clarence: Yeah. You sang a chord for two seconds. The next thing you have to do is listen to each other. That's a big key. Big key, you must listen to each other if you're going to be a group.
Sister Mary Lazarus: I knew that. Sister Mary Clarence: Mary Lazarus, as soon as I walked through that door I knew that you knew that. Let me ask you something, you're someone in favor of hard work and discipline, right? Sister Mary Lazarus: Of course, I'm a nun! Four popes now. Sister Mary Clarence: Four? Wow. Let me ask you, how often do they rehearse? Sister Mary Lazarus: Twice a week, couple hours. Sister Mary Clarence: Not enough. I mean listen to them, they really need a lot of work. Sister Mary Lazarus: Do you really think they could get better? Sister Mary Clarence: I don't know, they're pretty raw. Sister Mary Lazarus: Wet behind the ears. Sister Mary Patrick: Oh please let us try. Sister Mary Clarence: This is gonna be hell. Sister Mary Lazarus: Tell me about it.
Sister Mary Clarence: I can't leave, they need me. Eddie: A bunch of nuns? What for? Relationship guidance? Make up tips? Sister Mary Clarence: You listen to me. We are talking about the pope. This means a great deal to them and they have worked very hard for this and they deserve it. |
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