What Kate Said to Leo (or Was Thinking, Anyway)
by Tim Appelo, posted Dec 22, 2008 4:51 PM

Titanic stars overheard by the Go Fug Yourself (Fugly is the new pretty) blog, proof that even blogger hallucinations can be true at some deeper telepathic level:

KATE: Next stop, Academy Award.
LEO: I can see you holding it, Kate.
KATE: I have to have it, Leo.
LEO: Squeeze my hand and let's dream together.
KATE: I will not be Susan Lucci, Leo. I will not be the goddamn Susan Lucci of Real Acting.
LEO: I won't let it happen.
KATE: Nineteen tries, it took her NINETEEN TRIES to win the Daytime Emmy. I've had ten tries and I haven't even won a fucking Globe. A GLOBE. They're not even REAL AWARDS.
LEO: Wow, you have one hell of a grip.
KATE: I will NOT LET THIS HAPPEN. I WILL NOT become the Erica Kane Martin Brent Cudahy Chandler Roy Roy Montgomery Montgomery Chandler Marick Marick Montgomery of the grown-up awards circuit! NO.
LEO: Can't...feel...fingers.

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