The person above has to write down a horrifyingly scary situation and the person below has to write what he or she would do, if it were to happen to you!
You can write about any situation…dealing with spirits, a serial killer, clowns, stalkers, horror movie villains, monsters, disease, death, demons, devil, possession, animal attacks…Anything you want!
You can write brutal, uncompromising situations if you want, so please no one get offended.
NOTE: You have to write “What would you do”, before writing a scary situation, so the person below can answer. And it has to deal with a “scary” situation, serious or funny.
Examples: “What would you do if you found out that you were really Satan’s child?” or “What would you do if you actually saw Candyman in the mirror behind you?…These aren’t intense, but if you want, you can make it as intense as you want…or funny. It doesn’t matter, just have fun with it.
(after answering a question, you can write one of your own)
What would you do if you just found out, that the previous owners of your home, were really Devil worshipers who murdered five little kids in your bedroom?
I would just call the cops, but before I do so, I would get as far away from the farm as I can, and use my cell phone to call the police.
What would you do, if you were reading on a Missing Persons website, and you just so happen to find an old baby picture of yourself on there, finding out that your “supposedly real parents” weren’t really who they seemed to be?
Contact the authorities secretly,in case so-called parents were murderous freaks.
What would you do.........if you walked past your family members bedroom in the middle of the night and saw a dark figure standing there and watching them?
I would just start screaming as loud as I could, to wake up everyone in the house, and as I’m screaming I’d be running around like crazy, turning on all the lights.
Say you had a children, and one night you heard singing and crying coming from their room, and the song being sung in tears is, “God Loves All the Little Children”. When you rush out of bed and run into your kids room, to see what’s going on, they’re hysterical crying and then they scream out…
“Mommy, Daddy…the Devil was just in our room and we had to sing happy songs to make him go away!”
I would quickly take a few steps back, repeatedly shout out my friends name, and if he doesn’t answer I would grab the closest deadly weapon, run to a neighbors house and call the police. As I wait for the police, I would quickly bring as many people from the neighborhood back to the house, and try to call out my friend’s name again with everyone else’s help.
What would you do if you just found out, that whenever you fall asleep from now on, that each time one family member of yours will die?
Eat nothing but gassy foods and, to start with, form a logging corporation, with plans for future exploitative products such as a line of false (but authentic appearing) display trees for any landscaping environment . (What's scarier than capitalism?)
I'd also dutch oven as many nature conservation sluts as possible.
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...if your best friend claimed they "accidentally" killed someone and want your help to dispose of the body, but, upon examining the "corpse" you realize that the person still has a heartbeat and the damage to the body undoubtedly points to (attempted) homicide?
First I would ask my friend wtf? Then I would say "You did it you finish it!" Afterwards I would say well a good friend will help you move, A really good friend would help you move a body, Let me get my shovel :P.
So now what would you do if.........
You just moved into a castle, you move in and you find down stairs a wine cellar...and you find this large barrell of brandy. You try to move it and it doesnt budge so you get a few of your friends to help still no progress. So instead you decide to have a house warming party and hand out glasses of brandy to help empty the barrell and making it easier to move. A few days later you go down to the cellar and try to move it and it still won't move. So you finally get fed up and you get a saw and you remove the top. Inside is a dead body. You and your friends just drank the brandy that was preserving it....
I would be scared at first, disgusted of course but then will phone the police and perhaps move out of the castle. Then might get a lot of check ups with a doctor in case I caught any diseases.
What would you do if while walking back home from a party at midnight you saw a talking human head lying on the ground? (PS: no you're not drunk, it's for real.)
Ask it if it would like some panadol and a lift somewhere.
What would you do if.............You stubbed you toe on a homeless mans empty beer bottle and over the next few days,a fungus started to grow and you couldn't stop it?
Resolve to stop wearing flip flops in urban areas (something I tend to do and have paid for a few times). Then, I'd smoke a slice of it, and have a friend eat another so I could find out if it is psychoactive. If it was no good for a buzz, I'd go to my regular shrink for a prescription, as I don't have medical insurance. If the script doesn't clear things up, I'll just sit around like Stephen King in Creepshow watching TV and getting intoxicated until I finally degrade into fungal remains.
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What would you do... ....if a small impish demon, with all the appropriate paperwork from Heaven and Hell for zoning of your soul, moved into your house and refused to pay rent (or any sort of compensation), charged up a massive phone sex bill, ate ONLY the food you liked especially when the cupboard starts to get bare, traumatizes all senior, juvenile, or stoned company and places general hexes on other guests, in addition to generally ruining your spiritual life?
I would get the demon so damn miserably depressed, that it would have no choice but to get the hell up and leave. I would swallow downers all day, followed by shots of Jack Daniels, and do nothing but cry and complain to the impish demon non stop. When I’m not complaining I would just sit my ass on the couch and sleep, never paying my phone bill, this way when the phone gets disconnected he wouldn’t be able to have phone sex. I would make myself so depressed to the point where my ulcer shrinks my stomach lining, causing severe anorexia, leading me to never cook or buy food again, so that the demon couldn’t steal from the cupboard. Then I would make sure that I’d loose my job, from lack of attendance and several suicide threats, leading my boss to permanently hate my ass, then do the same to my family, co workers and the rest of my friends. The cause of this result would leave no one at all for the impish demon to traumatize, for no one wants to be around my depressed ass anymore, and I would make sure of that. And as for not paying the rent, that would just be the demons worst nightmare. I wouldn’t pay a single cent making sure we both get our butts kicked out on the streets, where then the impish demon would have to listen to my agonizing misery, for every second of the rest of my life as a bum.
Pretty much what I’m saying is, I would drive the impish demon absolutely insane.
Say one morning you woke up, finding yourself in someone else’s house, which seems to be empty and all the windows and doors are sealed shut. In the middle of the empty room there’s a note that reads…
“You have been chosen. A deadly virus has spread through out the world, turning peoples skin inside out as soon as they walk outside and hit the air. You are safe inside this house, which has been sealed shut for your protection, and there is enough food and water for you to survive here for the rest of your life. Here you will find everything you need…a bathroom, bedroom, clothes, medicine, TV for DVD use only, and many other utilities. BUT you do have a choice…The front door is unlocked. You can choose not to believe me, rip up this note and walk outside right now. BUT you have to decide right now or the front door will permanently be sealed shut forever…and then there is no escaping here”
I would go out. Life without socialising is as good as dead anyway and after couple of days all by myself I will feel so depressed that I would want to die anyway, so I might as well go out now and see whether this all is a lie or not.
What would you do if a devil threatened to kill your whole family and all your close friends if you wouldn't trade both of your testis which he wants to use for raising millions of demons in order to declare a war on God and the mortal world?
I would say that it was too bad,that I don't have testes,so no deal.
I might however,offer up the little jerk that lives next door to me,for a deal that would see all the total assholes taken down to hell.
What would you do..............if you were just sitting down on your couch minding your own business.When all of a sudden,all the pictures,clocks etc started to fly off the walls and crash down?
I would tell my local priest and have him do an exorcism on my house. I would then get psychic investigators to study my home, and find out if the ghosts were friendly or just simply pure evil. And if I found out that they were really evil, I would get the hell out of my house.
What if you heard on the news that in your hometown there was a “Traffic Sniper“, a serial killer on the loose who shoots passengers in their car during traffic jams. And say one night, you and your family are driving home from a party and you get stuck in a 6 hour stand still traffic jam, and all of a sudden there is a huge town black out. You then hear over your car radio that the “Traffic Sniper“, was last reported to be heading in the same direction of the highway that you are stuck on...What would you do?
I would f***ing get out of the car and get my family out of there to make sure we're out of his sight.
What would you do if one day you woke up after a long night of drunk partying and find yourself in a small room with various unfamiliar devices mounted onto parts of your body and a tape recorder with a tape next to you that says 'play me', and once you played it you hear Jigsaw's voice demanding for you to cut all your fingers and toes off in order to be freed, giving you only an hour before you die?
After waking up I would scream out loud to the friends that I was drinking with the night before and say, “Yeah very funny di*kheads. First shaving cream and now this? You don’t let me the hell out of here, I’m gonna take a huge crap in the middle of your floor!”
Then if no one responds, I would start licking myself all over for lubrication, in order to slip myself out of the traps.
Then if that didn’t work, I would grab the tape recorder and record my own voice over Jigsaws, and say…
“To my darling Marie, if your listening to this I’m already dead. I’m so sorry babe, but I just couldn’t be able to live without my toes and fingers, because you know how much I love to dance and do handstands. Another thing…I‘m sorry I destroyed your “Saw” DVDs last week. I realize now that I could‘ve learned a lot from that stupid movie.”
(Just a joke. Realistically I’d be sh*t scared and probably cut off my fingers and toes to survive)
What if 800 different nuclear missiles were going to be launched from all over the world, in every direction, causing a worldwide disaster and killing almost everyone on the planet. Suddenly, from out of nowhere, a dark entity appears to you and says that he can stop this disaster from happening, but only if your whole family were to be killed. The entity simply gives you the option, ”Your family…or the entire planet? Your choice.”
Screw the entire planet then. If I don't have a family then it will be my loss, while no-one else on the planet will know my heroic deed and won't even give a shit about me, so if my family's going down then we all are gonna.
What if one day you wake up and there is a weird man in your room who then tells you that he actually is a devil and that you have signed a contract ages ago that he will give you (insert your age here) years of good life but after that you have to work for him and now that there is time you actually remembered doing so? So will you work for him as promised, or are you gonna go against him?
Totally take that job offer. I mean, if you try to be all "Morning Star" with the actual Morning Star, you will get burnt. At the very least, Hell probably has unbeatable health insurance and a great 401k. So, now I am "forbidden from the second Garden of Eden, The Kingdom of blah blah floating stuff in white sheets", yeah that don't bother me none as long as I'm allowed the internet and a DVD player.
I'll skim the surface of "totally fu.ked up" with this one:
You've been captured by an omniscient "organization". You cannot escape. You are being routinely executed. Your are sitting in a chair inside an immaculately white room, a screen in front of you, and two touch screen buttons. You must select your method of death.
A: A machinated process of dissection will begin with all the extremost areas of the body. The flesh will be removed in 1/8in cubes. The cubes will be placed in your lap. This process will continue until a perfect scale model of a pyramid remains in your chair. Experiences differ, but this method takes approximately 6 to 10 hours until vitals fail and death proclamated.
B: Various suspect persons who have been deemed emotionally important to you will enter the room, also bolted to a similar chair. They must speak to you, alotted up to five minutes. They must then select from two non-lethal tortures in a screen in front of them. The one they select will be performed on you, while the other is performed on them. Eventually, this will result in death. Times vary.
If all else fails,take the lone torture.Why would you include anyone else if death is the result anyway.
What would you do.................if you are standing on a plateu on a mountain.You have two much loved family members clinging on to either side of the cliff faces and only time to save one?
I'll jump down the mountain; without any parachute. Lol
No, I'll let all them fall, cause how to choose? And the 1 u'll save will destroy your life, always saying that u've better done to save another one. Trust me! So, better to save nobody; and maybe neither u. But not sure! I think my family don't care if I die, so, y do I have to care for them? I know I'll be really badly judge by u for that answer, but, who cares? U don't have my family; hopefully for u.
If you're condemned by a disease (u have only 6 more months to live) and literally starving in a crevasse, -since 2 weeks 1/2 (humans can live max 3 weeks without eating)- with your lover, will u suicide, tell her/him to kill u or neither? To eat u to survive of course...
go batman on there asses and save both by shooting to grappling guns at both sides.
or call for help to save both of them.
What would u do if u got locked in a room and on u a sticky note said "Hello, my name is Jack, and u are trapped, u will die, only if u can get out will u live.
but above is a chainsaw slowly working its way down, and u are strapped to the floor wit a knife only inches from u.
