Well, you could steal- it's a personal favourite. Or you could put a pricetag on something you don't consider to be "work", or you can find yourself a companion with money.
I am in the same situation. I only have €15 because I just bought a movie from Vereinigten Staaten von Amerika.
And I don't want to work either. I wonder if anyone would pay me to read... I'll read to the Kinder! Great idea! See?
Ooh... I like the "companion with money" scheme.... But I don't really feel like sleeping with anyone, so I figure I'll just be one of those mooching friends who asks for loans and favors with no intention to pay them back in any way at any time. ^_^
You know what, great idea!! America has a ridiculos color coded terror attack threat level system, so you could have a color coded threat level system for when guys start randomly flirting with you!!!
If you knew my grandparents you'd understand. >_>" They weren't great people.
Therefore, this is okay! :D
Baby eh? I don't do well with kids, they put me in a murderous state of mind. . . Babies, however, can't climb your legs or hit you with things, so yeah, I could give that a shot!