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  • CloudIsAMonkey
    posted by CloudIsAMonkey
     

    I Have A Problem

    I want money, but I don't want to have to work for it.

    What should I do?
    posted 118 days ago
  • ArischeKampfer88
    posted by ArischeKampfer88
     
    Well, you could steal- it's a personal favourite. Or you could put a pricetag on something you don't consider to be "work", or you can find yourself a companion with money.

    I am in the same situation. I only have €15 because I just bought a movie from Vereinigten Staaten von Amerika.

    And I don't want to work either. I wonder if anyone would pay me to read... I'll read to the Kinder! Great idea! See?
    posted 118 days ago
  • CloudIsAMonkey
    posted by CloudIsAMonkey
     
    Ooh... I like the "companion with money" scheme.... But I don't really feel like sleeping with anyone, so I figure I'll just be one of those mooching friends who asks for loans and favors with no intention to pay them back in any way at any time. ^_^
    posted 118 days ago
  • famicom
    posted by famicom
     
    You could start a company like Amway/Quickstar!
    Or invent a religion like scientology!

    ZING!
    posted 118 days ago
  • ArischeKampfer88
    posted by ArischeKampfer88
     
    Wow! Das ist der Gipfel! Haha.

    Well, I'm sure you will find someone who would like to stay with your beaming beauty... *cough* I have €15! :D
    posted 118 days ago
  • famicom
    posted by famicom
     
    Psssst... Cloud... I think he's coming on to you! XD
    posted 118 days ago
  • ArischeKampfer88
    posted by ArischeKampfer88
     
    Ach! Scheiße... was it that obvious? -.- It wasn't intended to be at all... xD
    posted 118 days ago
  • CloudIsAMonkey
    posted by CloudIsAMonkey
     
    Rubbish, Famicom! He's only trying to help a girl out with his generous funds!!

    ...Right? :o
    posted 118 days ago
  • Gaijindesu
    posted by Gaijindesu
     
    Cloud.

    Become an Heiress.

    It'll solve all of life's problems.
    posted 118 days ago
  • AlecX
    posted by AlecX
     
    You can't get something for nothing unless you're good friends with God.

    Harden up and get a job :D
    posted 118 days ago
  • famicom
    posted by famicom
     
    My verdict is: ready the pepper spray.

    You know what, great idea!! America has a ridiculos color coded terror attack threat level system, so you could have a color coded threat level system for when guys start randomly flirting with you!!!
    posted 118 days ago
  • CloudIsAMonkey
    posted by CloudIsAMonkey
     
    I got $2,000 because my grandparents died. ^___^


    ... Good friends with God eh?

    Well that and online scams surveys should keep me through the weekend. :D
    posted 118 days ago
  • CloudIsAMonkey
    posted by CloudIsAMonkey
     
    If only I could make a sensor for male profile views... and I'd TOTALLY do that!!! XDDD
    posted 118 days ago
  • ArischeKampfer88
    posted by ArischeKampfer88
     
    Ja, I am just helping. *puts head down and hands in empty pockets* *holds out Euros* Why don't we spend this on some nice dinner? -.-

    Haha, I am joking...

    Haha, my newest brother can cry so much! It is not even 7:00 in the morning and he has woken me up. Dear God.

    I will give you €15 to watch over him. :D
    posted 118 days ago
  • AlecX
    posted by AlecX
     
    There is a way =\
    It takes too long even to find one individual though.
    Not worth it.

    You seem happy your grandparents died O_o"
    Wowza. The things money does to people.
    posted 118 days ago
  • CloudIsAMonkey
    posted by CloudIsAMonkey
     
    If you knew my grandparents you'd understand. >_>" They weren't great people.

    Therefore, this is okay! :D

    Baby eh? I don't do well with kids, they put me in a murderous state of mind. . . Babies, however, can't climb your legs or hit you with things, so yeah, I could give that a shot!

    posted 118 days ago
  • ArischeKampfer88
    posted by ArischeKampfer88
     
    Yeah. O.K. then. "Give it a shot"? Why... that must be one of the funniest Englisch sayings I've ever heard... xD

    Haha, kids are awful, especially the ones around 16 that are boys with red hair. I hate those ones.

    Dear Lord! This kid doesn't stop! He is yours now. :)
    posted 118 days ago
  • Gaijindesu
    posted by Gaijindesu
     
    I fucking hate those nazi loving ginger kids. Total douchebags.
    posted 118 days ago
  • famicom
    posted by famicom
     
    I've got it all worked out:

    Blue-Normal
    Green-Eccentric
    Yellow-Watch out
    Orange- Strange
    Red- Downright Creepy
    posted 118 days ago
  • CloudIsAMonkey
    posted by CloudIsAMonkey
     
    That is a good system... shouldn't "strange" go before "watch out" though? :/

    posted 118 days ago
  • famicom
    posted by famicom
     
    That seemed oddly specific, Gaijin...
    posted 118 days ago
  • CloudIsAMonkey
    posted by CloudIsAMonkey
     
    nazi loving ginger kids

    If you had said "Non Nazi-Affiliated blondey girls" I would have to be very offended right now.
    posted 118 days ago
  • famicom
    posted by famicom
     
    ...No one ever said it was perfect!!!!!

    *Pouts*
    posted 118 days ago
  • Gaijindesu
    posted by Gaijindesu
     
    It was quite specific. :)
    posted 118 days ago
  • ArischeKampfer88
    posted by ArischeKampfer88
     
    O.O
    „Ginger kids?" O.O Ach! Das ist nicht nett! :(

    O.K. Na ja, ich muß fort. Mein Bruder ist so dumm! Auf Wiedersehen.


    posted 118 days ago
  • Gaijindesu
    posted by Gaijindesu
     
    Yes, I'm a total asshole.

    Bye to you too. :)
    posted 118 days ago