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"This must be the real bone shack." - Planet Terror

"How do you spell ORANGE?" - Mean Girls

(after playing a soft piano solo)

Marti: It's very pretty. What do you call it?

Nigel: This piece is called "Lick My Love Pump"

"When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fuck the lemons,' and bail."

No. When life gives you lemons make lemonade, then find someone whose life has given them vodka.

"Pity, he would have made an excellent child molester"-from the show 'South Park' after Chef dies.

and as for movies:

"You shall die a peasant's death!"-Susan Sarandon in 'Team America: World Police'

"If you had to choose only one half of your son, which one would it be?" -- Willy Wonka, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

^Heeeeyyy. That is funny.

Will Grimm: He can't hold his ale!
Jacob Grimm: I can't hold me ale!

You guys probably wont think that quote is funny, but if you have seen the film, and liked it, then you may think it is.

Not seen the film yet.
Is it any good?

Its pretty good.

If you say so.

Its either loved or hated. There isnt really an in bewtween.

Stewardess: We have to take him to the hospital...
Ted Striker: Hospital??? What is it???
Stewardess: It's a big white building with windows and doors, but that's not important right now...

From Airplane

Elaine: Call her and fix the whole thing...
George: Ok... Watch the magic...
Elaine: Dial 9 Merlin...

From Seinfeld

"He died instantly...the next day."
-- Hot Rod

I gotta go too,I gotta go to the bathroom -Rocky