A Democrat and a Republican both find stray kittens. They both decide to adopt their kittens.
The republican knows that it's best to make the cat work for it's keep. He makes it chase mice in his cellar. The poor kitten, however, is untrained at that sort of thing, and fails to do the job. The republican sends the cat away without feeding him after a few days. Malnourished and exhausted from the hard work, the kitten dies.
The democrat on the other hand, feeds the cat daily. The cat is quite content, but after a week or so the democrat realizes that the cat is costing him quite a bit of money, and not giving much back in return. He sends the cat away, but alas, it's survival skills have been taken away, and it dies.
when i found out that that hot pocket was burnt....like wow the drama, the torid action supplanted by the underlying metaphor....i mean hitchcock should direct this and the hot pocket should be played by dustin hoffman, Dig?!
person 1; life wats it about?
person 2; fish....its all about fish!
person 1; thats a bit single minded isn't it?
person 2;wat can i say .... as dat nirvana line goes 'it's ok to eat fish coz they don't have any feelings'
person 1; no pain reseptors?!
person 2; no brains either...
Does that have any bearing as to why Jews can eat fish? :P
Also, if they can eat fish, as they have scales, but they can't eat anything with cloven hooves, what if they found a fish with cloven hooves? >_>" Or am I making stuff up? I'm not Jewish.
a fish with cloven hooves...
now there is somethin that would surprise ya on da end of yer hook...
ya wouldn't know wether ta cook it or have it shod!!
