---2008 films watched 1 and 2 star films

james mardsen is troubled in his life, so with help from a weird gary oldman, travels interstate 60, a alternte time and place, looks like this could have been a lot more daring, has some charm, but bottles out a lot of time, feels a bit tv movie to me

a crappy thrller which doesnt, made a little better for having pacino in it, but hes phoneing it in,,literally, and his panic and shouting soon gets tiresome, with a ridicuolas plot, and circumstances throughout

jason statham is his usual self, bilm is embaressingly bad, ray liottas bad guy, doesent help things,just creepy and dull, some nice action sequences involving stathams use of style but not much else

americanes will lap this up, a very sickly sweet drama, with everyman costner through circumstances not his doing, has to decide, the outcome of presidential race, a lot of,,america is the best,, but we have problems, all the way through, a film that wants to be take seriously but at same time has his daughter whos about 11, driving her drunk dad home, it wants it both ways,

scary gerald butler is dead, but through written messages, haunts his widowed girl friend, and sends her places, no not a horror, but a romantic comedy, but romantic dribble through and through

a poor owen wilson film, lazy performance, and a film that wants to be school of rock mixed in with superbad, failing on both counts very badly

a bit dull but sometimes entertaining look at working in a multiplex, not really clever and nowhere near as cool and inportand as films like clerks,, sometimes some interesting observations on cinema life poakes through

entertaining to start off,seeing a legend, that of loch ness taking its course but then goes over board towards rnd, a good role for alex etel, the charming kid from dany boyles film,,millions

crappy b movie,about a haunted death row prison, and typically a gropu of annoying 20 somethings,roaming around,seen it all before, ina very direct to video kind of way

a dull tale where elija wood, heads to oxford and gets tangled in a dull murder, plot, with john hurt, sleep walking through role as a cluedo like mumbling along, a dull inspector morse

the problem with thi film is, it could have been so much better, the story is sidelined a bit for action, and a very weak climax even though they went the action route. the plot, when gone into does sound interesting, but it seems theres so much more to see, maybe a tv series later, who knows

i avoided this in cinema because i knew it be bad, so a one and a half star is more than i thought id give it, 2 times where a joke was very funny, was something i wasent expecting, and carmen electra, stunning throughout, sh so hot in this, and one thing, all the gay jokes, 300 did that on its own, theres no need to make a spoof of that

not the scary film the title would suggest, although spiders do make it in there, but a odd japanese chiller, has some good moments but story was a little dull, and a twist of sorts that difdent interest me

sarah michelle geller falls for alec baldwyn, shes a career girl, trying to make it up the ladder, dull seen it al before story, with a creepy baldwyn,

ellen page travells round europe with a group of travelling folk, trying to spread good words while living of the land, page is ok in role but plot doesent go anywhere for me, but a nice haircut from page

not a fan of show so cant really say if this stands up, but in terms of a film of its own, it was rather dull, but had some good moments, duchovney and anderson were good to watch, but story was rather flat,

some inventive deaths but effects of croc arnt that great, and its straight to dvd feel, never goes away, but could have been a lot worse

torture pawn, as hostel and many others have shown, but sex, 3 women enslavingh a man and doing things to him, and aftermath when hes releaed, and how its changed him, starts off good, but drastically goes down hill in 2nd half, the women are hot, which is something, but this could have been so much better

a low budget horror of a group of teens getting kiled, and also trying to be hip and cool, and speak out against bush and irakbut very badly at both, it just doesent fit, the deaths and horror moments are badly done, and also you get the worst part from any kevin smith film, yes jason mewes, that annoying guy, trying to act, luckily not to far from his only so called talent

badly done, a story the product of the 80s, nuclear weapons and a film trying to give message,,,nuclear is bad, a bad villain in nuclear man, nowhere near the class of villains on show in superman 2. and the days long gone whed you could believe a man could fly, the effects on show are bad, but i have to admit its a good bad film, dont expect the masterpiece of 1 and 2, or even as good as 3, but, they gave it a shot

what starts out as a annoying story of a g.i going of to war leaving his love, during ww2, then turns into a young lad in belfast northern ireland finding a ring, which belongs to them, and getting involved with the i.r.a, a quite stupid story, especially the american parts, and irish parts spoilt by the casting of the boy, hes so jolly, too good to be true, especially when bombs keep going off,

could be considered a cabin fever rip off amoung others, as stupid 20 somethings conjour up dead mary a childhood myth, then she apears through the cast killing and making people paranoid, not entirely sucessfull, with some good points scattered

michelle pfeiffer falls for younger dweeb played by paul rudd, whos good in this, but setting in tv chanel starts to annoy when story and comedy should be getting told, pfeiffer is still looking superb, which, considering charactor, doesent suit well

i like will farell, but heres the spark has left the building, one sports comedy to many im afraid, one silly wig to many, he needs to rethink

not a great film, but michael douglas and evan rachel wood come off ok. a father past his time loking for treasure,, and comes to a brick wall, not much to the story, this could have been a lot better

francis ford coppolas follow up to 1997 rainmaker, and a bit of a dull return, although tim roth comes off ok in this, playing a 88 year old transfomed into a youthful 40 year old, with various groups trying to get piece of him and his mind, a passion project for coppola, and it shows, just a shame theres nothing memorable in here, and after a ten year wait from the director of the godfather trilogi, conversation, and apocolypse now, a disapointment, it does look great though,

a guys fasination with women who are quite misterious in there ways, and deadly, not great acting going on, some nudity which helps, but a very late 60s film in its ways and style

just kill them allready, 5 annoying american spoilt teens crying throughout, terrible low budget effort, no style, terrible dialogue, just plain bad, you are not the blair witch project, so stop