Best of 2003

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Lost In Translation (2003,  R)
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Big Fish (2003,  PG-13)
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The Triplets of Belleville (Les Triplettes de Belleville, Belleville Rendez-vous) (2003,  PG-13)
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Kill Bill: Volume 1 (2003,  R)
Kill Bill: Volume 1 4.0 Stars
Pure style over substance, but there's no denying Quentin does style well. It's also such a comedy, I don't know if Quentin is just fucking with casual movie-goers or what, but there are so many little gags and references hidden away in this film. It's a boarder-line spoof.
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Oldboy (2005,  R)
Oldboy 4.0 Stars
Energetic, messed up, original, it's all good.
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The Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King (2003,  PG-13)
The Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King 3.0 Stars
Too long and up itself, but pretty much a perfect adaption of the books
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The Fairly Odd Parents - Abra-Catastrophe The Movie (2001,  Unrated)
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Bad Santa (2003,  R)
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Kim Possible: A Sitch in Time (2003,  G)
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Bruce Almighty (2003,  PG-13)
Bruce Almighty 3.5 Stars
Cheesy and very flawed, but Jim (as usual) makes it very, very funny.
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Elf (2003,  PG)
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X2 (2003,  PG-13)
X2 3.5 Stars
I fail to understand why the X-Men films are so popular. They're good fun, but little else. I suppose if you're a huge fan of the franchise, it probably helps, but I never really found the X-Men mythos particularly interesting.
I also in many ways preferred the first film to this. It was focused on a smaller selection of characters and as such felt less all-over-the-place. The plot was also much tighter.
The casting is pretty good, and the plot, etc is all good for a fun film, but there's really very little beyond a popcorn flick in this movie.

Personal enjoyment: 7/10
Actual quality as a film: 7/10
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Love Actually (2003,  R)
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Beyond Re-Animator (2003,  R)
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Bad Boys II (2003,  R)
Bad Boys II 3.5 Stars
Brainless action, but among the best mindless action movies out there. It's not smart or anything, but it's not really trying to be.
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Old School (2003,  R)
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Holes (2003,  PG)
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Johnny English (2003,  PG)
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Finding Nemo (2003,  G)
Finding Nemo 3.0 Stars
It's just not funny, I coudn't stand the over-hype it got. I need to re-watch it though, I'll probably like it alot more if I see it again.
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Pirates of the Caribbean - The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003,  PG-13)
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Shanghai Knights (2003,  PG-13)
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Terminator 3 - Rise of the Machines (1993,  R)
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The Matrix Revolutions (2003,  R)
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Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd (2003,  PG-13)
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The Matrix Reloaded (2003,  R)
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Scary Movie 3 (2003,  PG-13)
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Down with Love (2003,  PG-13)
Down with Love 2.5 Stars
I get that it's a parody/homage to the lame-o cheesey sex/romance comedies of the 60s, that doesn't make it good. It's not really funny enough both on it's own terms or as a parody to justify it's own existence, and the plot whilst extremely twisty-turny, isn't anything particularly special. All in all, it's just another of those lame rom-coms, but to be honest it's probably a tad above average for it's genre.

Personal enjoyment: 5/10
Actual quality as a film: 5/10
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The Core (2003,  PG-13)
The Core 2.0 Stars
Fucking stupid. Honestly, what the hell were they thinking. It's very watchable though, but seriously, one of the stupidest films ever.
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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003,  R)
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Piglet's Big Movie (2003,  G)
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Hulk (2003,  PG-13)
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Dr. Seuss - The Cat in the Hat (2003,  PG)
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Blackball (2003,  R)
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Just Married (2003,  PG-13)
Just Married 2.0 Stars
Bland, unfunny crap.
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American Wedding (2003,  R)
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The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003,  PG-13)
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Leprechaun - Back 2 Tha Hood (2003,  R)
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Legally Blonde 2 - Red, White & Blonde (2003,  PG-13)
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