Boo Hoo Woe is Me Drama Crap


  1. chadroesti
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This is a list of all those drama movies women and men without balls seem to like.

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The Basketball Diaries (1995,  R)
The Basketball Diaries
Another drama basketball movie. Has to do with deep emotions, drugs, crime, Leo and Marky Mark. Big Deal. Fair movie if you like to talk about your feelings. I sincerely doubt Leo can dribble let alone shoot a three.
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The Soloist (2009,  PG-13)
The Soloist
Again, another recommended flick I will probably never see.
3
Mask (1985,  PG-13)
Mask
Although this is Boo Hoo, Woe is me Drama crap. It is actually a good movie and Eric Stoltz does a great job as the main character. and Sam Elliot is great as usual...but I still can't stand Cher. Good movie if you want to watch a sou
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Two Lovers (2008,  R)
Two Lovers
Lets put it this way...BLAH, BLAH, F'N BLAH!!!!

OH look at that! All the PROFESSIONAL Critics liked it. Professional Douchebags.
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A Very Long Engagement (Un long dimanche de fiançailles) (2004,  R)
A Very Long Engagement (Un long dimanche de fiançailles)
Oh My God...You women may like this, Critics make like this, but this movie made me want to shoot myself...right in the hand. Hoped that it would get me out of watching the rest of the movie after the first 15 min (following the war scenes). This movie went from suck to blow first of all because it is all in french and you have to read the subtitles. (Greg, this puts this movie out of reach for you right off... ) Anyway, Here is what I remember most of this movie: Audrey Tautou's (how do you say her name anyway Tattoo? Like Boss! De Plane! De Plane!) character had polio as a child and has a gimp leg as a result. There were several scenes where she had to walk across a field or down a path, and you see how long the path is or how wide the field is and you think, sonofabitch, another 5 min of her trying to walk across the 300 yard field so you can watch the emotions flow across her face...shoot me now! This super long running time of 2Hr:14 min sould have been 1:15 and every male forced to watch this chick flick would be ecstatic! They did tell you it was very long but forgot about boring.

I have been wondering why Jodie Foster has been so pissy about America, She's French!

OH, first movie ever with dog farts, so I guess it has that going for it! THAT made me laugh.

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