Cheesiest Horror at it's Greatest!


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Horror movies so damn cheesy and corny, that it's good in so many aspects. Sometimes you have to be a little more open minded when watching a horror film, and just laugh your ass off at it's stupidity. After all, cheese and corniness is in many ways, sometimes part of the genres charm.

All the movies listed are just my personal likings and I wouldn't recommend most of these to many people. But on the other hand, depending on someone's taste, I certainly might recommend quite a few. All in all, this is just a list mainly for hardcore horror buffs...that is of course unless your just looking for a good laugh and some silliness.

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Night of the Demons (1998,  R)
Night of the Demons
Cheesy + Gory + Atmospheric + Funny + Scary = Horror Classic!

Night of the Demons is an amazingly great fun Halloween film. If you consider yourself to be a true horror fan then this movie definitely needs to be on your list. And if you take this movie seriously then your missing the whole point. It's fun! Plain and simple. This is just a fun horror movie with that good old spooky Halloween feel to it. The atmosphere in this is sick. Oh my God, does this movie have great dark atmosphere! Talk about scary demons too. Angela(the demon) will have you shitting in your pants. As far as cheese goes, thank God this movie was as cheesy as it was. It made it hilarious. Night of the Demons is one fucking funny and hilarious movie...scary as well.

The acting is bad(So what? It's hilarious)

The script is a mess(So what? It's hilarious)

The characters are retarded(So what? It's hilarious)

Nothing in here is believable or slightly convincing...And yes! It is hilarious.


And after saying all this I will say that Night of the Demons certainly has a charm. It makes and turns cheesy horror into a blast of good times. Everything that's wrong with this film works to it's advantage. The cheese factor is exactly what this movie needed. Because it's played out so well it makes Night of the Demons work as a classic bad 80's B horror film. Underneath all the ridiculous cheese and silliness Night of the Demons still manages to be frightful delight with many scares and chills on the surface. A great Halloween time movie. I highly recommend this one to any horror fan!

Other Reviews:

"It's a fun ride, perfect for late night viewing. It's got humor, gore, scares, decent effects, great make up. It's the perfect Halloween movie, the type of movie I always hope is on at 1am when I have insomnia."
- Horror Talk

"Night Of The Demons is one of those fun movies, probably best viewed with your brain in the off position. But nevertheless a damn good time all around. Fun pranks, silly kids, and gory moments."
- Burnout Central Review

"Night Of The Demons doesn't re invent the genre but re interprets it with high energy, wit and style. It's a nasty ride and you won't regret it."
- Arrow in the Head

"If you're looking for some completely brainless 80s fun (and I do mean brainless), look no further. And if you like it, I won't tell on you, I swear."
- Final Girl

"Night of the Demons contains everything you could possibly want from an 80s horror flick: gore, babes, skin, scares, comedy and plenty of cheese."
- Popcorn Pictures

"Night of the Demons is a good reason to love horror. No, it's not a masterpiece, but it delivers an hour-and-a-half of fun entertainment, which is more than can be said of many other so-called "scary" movies."
- Flesh Farm

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Night of the Creeps (1986,  R)
Night of the Creeps
Funny and cheesy in the best way possible. Bloody, gory, and deranged. This movie is f#@*& great!

Every horror fan needs an injection of Night of the Creeps. If you can't have fun with this movie then you need to immediately go out and find your sense of humor. It might be lost in one of the "Saw" films, lol.

Night of the Creeps is directed by Fred Dekker, the same man who brought us The Monster Squad. If you've seen how great The Monster Squad is then you should already know that Fred Dekker knows how to make one hell of an entertaining horror flick. The Monster Squad is a classic and Night of the Creeps is definitely right up there with it. Night of the Creeps pays homage to 50's sci-fi/horror films and kind of like the movie "Scream" in some ways, it's aware of exactly what it is, making it known that it's nothing more then just a bad B 80's horror movie(pointed out through many little inside jokes from the dialogue).

"Night of the Creeps stars Tom Atkins, Jason Lively and Jill Whitlow. The film is notable as both an earnest attempt at a B-movie as well as a spoof of the genre. While the main plot of the film is related to zombies (its title is a play on Night of the Living Dead) the film also mixes in takes on slashers and alien invasion films.

The classic B-movie Plan 9 from Outer Space is first referenced and then later watched by a character in the film. This is an intentional reference to the fact that the plot of the film is itself similar to Plan 9. Despite a strong cult following, the film has yet to be officially released onto DVD."

Night of the Creeps knows exactly what it's doing, and it does it well. The cheese factor wasn't an accident, it was purposely planned and it was brilliant as hell. If this film didn't have all the cheese that it did I guarantee it wouldn't have been as good. I loved everything about this film, especially the one-liners. From the first opening scene I knew right away I was in for a treat. The black and white 50's setting with an escaped mental patient ending in a blood bath was a beautiful touch. Then cut to 1986 pledge week, with cheesy 80's rock music, handsome jocks with no brains, a beautiful educated goodie-good girl and the two unlucky dorks who suddenly become hero's and might actually save the day. Not to mention the bad ass cop, played by the awesome Tom Atkins, who just can't seem to get a break and lives his life in a death wish, fucking up any slug infested zombie that crosses his path. Hell Yeah!...Atkins for president! lol

Bloody and outrageous. This movie is insanely fun and a must see for any horror fan who appreciates really good B popcorn flicks. This movie has everything a ("bad")horror movie needs. Highly recommended!


Other Reviews:

"This has to be one of the most satisfying horror flicks I have ever seen. It's the "Pulp Fiction" of horror movies."
- Arrow in the Head

"A masterpiece. Simply a work of art. NIGHT OF THE CREEPS might just be one of the cheesiest, most entertaining horror films ever made."
- Absolute Horror

"Dekker's biggest contribution to our queer little corner of the world is the excellent, overlooked Night of the Creeps, a film that is just about as perfect as they come."
- Camp Blood

"There is so much to love here it's hard to cover it all without slipping into fanboy ravings. Aside from the great characters given to us, there is a story line that makes for a fun romp as well."
- Cinema Fromage

"Night of the Creeps is an obscure zombie classic."
- Movieprop.com

"Fred Dekker didn't make some kind of standard 80's bad haired slasher crap with Night of the Creeps; he made something that should go down in the annals of film history as one of the best horror comedies ever made."
- Eat My Brains

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The Stuff (1985,  R)
The Stuff
The Stuff is a fantastic B horror movie. Yes it's sort of cheesy, but this movie is fun as hell. This is the kind of movie I can see Elvira hosting on a late night Creature Feature. It almost plays off like a cheap 50's B sci-fi/horror film that would see at a drive thru. The Stuff isn't scary, it's not intense, and it's not that gory. The Stuff is just an entertaining, wacky, and wild romp! You can't take this movie seriously or you'll be hugely disappointed. Larry Cohen's intentions wasn't about making a serious movie. The Stuff is strictly tongue in cheek. Everything in this movie was done for a purpose. From it's bad acting, to the playful script and many cuckoo characters...all of this works to the film's advantage. The Stuff is another great movie for the Halloween season.

Another thing...The Stuff looks so damn deliciously good and creamy. I would eat it in a heartbeat. F**k being invaded by it's evilness! It looks so damn tasty!


"An Entertaining Slice of B-Movie Schlock"
- eFilmCritic

"I wasn't sure what to expect from this movie. I knew it would be cheesy, because of the title and plot, but I didn't expect to find it so fun to watch."
- Upcoming Horror Movies

"This movie is hilarious! Doesn't really show much script wise, but it's so funny. Anyone who likes some of the lesser-known films of the 80's might appreciate this little gem."
- Bloody Disgusting.com

"The Stuff isn't the deepest or most thought-provoking production of all time, but it does make a valid point and does so in an intelligent and amusing way. It's a great way to spend an afternoon and has a genuine charm that one can enjoy."
- Scared Stiff Reviews

"For fans of sly horror movies with something to say, this is The Stuff you're looking for."
- Apollo Movie Guide

"More or less forgotten in today's day and age, The Stuff is an enjoyable, cheesy 1980s horror film from director Larry Cohen. Though it's classified as horror, it isn't scary at all. It's really more of a campy film with a neat premise, and with social commentary to lend it more credibility."
- Silver Screen Reviews

"***1/2 Larry Cohen's The Stuff is perhaps best described as Don Siegel's Invasion of the Body Snatchers meets Irvin Yeaworth's The Blob, replete with a black humor, Z-movie premise, presented via Swiftian satire, as the director highlights the absurdity of mass consumerism in a manner akin to George Romero's Dawn of the Dead."
- The Horror Review

"The Stuff is as entertaining as a movie about Killer Yogurt can get. All the stock characters are in place, the cliché playbook is run through with a fine toothed comb and as you might expect the movie is appropriately gooey."
- Brokedown Cinema
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Waxwork (1988,  R)
Waxwork
Whoever watches Waxwork and takes this movie seriously will probably not have a fun time with it. If before you watch this film and know what you're getting into, which is top-notch cheese, gory displays of bloody violence, bunches of corny ass one liners, and a shitload of classic Universal monsters running amok...then you'll probably be quite pleased with this movie. I for one loved Waxwork and I grew up on this film. The plot is quite original...

"A group of spoiled brat rich kids are invited to a special party at a new wax museum that sprung up over night in their neighborhood. Yeah, it strikes them as a bit odd that a waxworks was opened on a residential street, but they head over anyway. Our four friends roam the museum unattended and conveniently separate from one another. The museum itself is more like a chamber of horrors than anything else with one gruesome display after another. One by one each young adult steps into a display and are then transported directly into the exact scene and forced to play the part on display. Thrust into an alternate universe each one is made to fight for his or her life in a scene that resembles a classic horror flick whether it's involving a suave Dracula or the bite of a Wolf Man. If and when they don't succeed, they then become a permanent part of the scene as the waxwork becomes their new home. Two of them become part of the Waxwork while two escape, and needless to say they have a devil of a time convincing the police that something is wrong. Will our hero be able to put an end to the evil mastermind behind the waxworks before it's too late? Or will the prophecy be fulfilled allowing the Waxworks to take over the world?"

This movie is hell of a lot of fun and hilarious. A truly underrated hidden gem from the 80's and it's quite bloody too. The acting isn't that bad actually, in the sense that they all play corn balls extremely well, and the dialogue is so silly to the point where it becomes very funny. The makeup effects here are amazing, and it's always fun to watch a man being split in half by an angry werewolf, or even a vampire eating chunky flesh from a man's half severed leg. This movie is not at all about the scare factor, but more for the fun and entertaining eye candy as well as the silly gags. Waxwork is another good Halloweenie-feel horror movie, a good popcorn flick with all your favorite horror movie creatures in it...the wolfman, the vampire, the mummy, and my favorite waxwork segment in the movie, the zombies!

The ending part of Waxwork is truly classic. We get the ultimate battle between man and monster. When all the wax figures in the museum come back to life the humans fight back. Guns blazing, sword swinging, arrows flying through the air...a total and complete massacre(all though this specific fight wasn't that bloody, just very fun to watch). Also, don't expect this fight scene to be something out of a "300" movie, remember this was just a little B movie that's from the 80's. Not to be taken that seriously.

Get the popcorn and slide this DVD in. Waxwork is a cool little bloody, fun horror movie. Highly recommended.

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The Convent (2000,  R)
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The Toxic Avenger (1984,  R)
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The Toxic Avenger, Part II (1989,  R)
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Uncle Sam (1997,  R)
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The Dentist (1996,  R)
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The Dentist 2: Brace Yourself (1998,  R)
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Return of the Living Dead Part II (1988,  R)
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Return of the Living Dead 3 (1993,  R)
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Dead Alive (Braindead) (1993,  R)
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Sundown: The Vampire in Retreat (1990,  R)
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Vamp (1986,  R)
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Re-Animator (1985,  R)
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The Bride of Re-Animator (1990,  R)
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Beyond Re-Animator (2003,  R)
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C.H.U.D. II - Bud the Chud (1989,  R)
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Faust: Love of the Damned (2000,  R)
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Pinocchio's Revenge (1996,  R)
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Bad Taste (2004,  Unrated)
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Intruder (1989,  R)
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Shocker (1989,  R)
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A Return to Salem's Lot (1987,  R)
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Dr. Giggles (1992,  R)
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Clownhouse (1989,  R)
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Shredder (2003,  R)
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2001 Maniacs (2005,  R)
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The Hazing (Dead Scared) (2004,  R)
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Versus (2001,  Unrated)
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After Midnight (1989,  R)
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The Video Dead (1987,  R)
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Dead Heat (1988,  R)
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Wrong Turn 2: Dead End (2007,  Unrated)
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Lik Wong, (Riki-Oh - The Story of Ricky) (2002,  R)
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Dead and Breakfast (2005,  R)
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Stacy (2001,  Unrated)
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Evil Aliens (2005,  Unrated)
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Baby Blood (The Evil Within) (1990,  PG)
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Death Spa (Witch Bitch) (1988,  Unrated)
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Maximum Overdrive (1986,  R)
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Invaders from Mars (1986,  PG)
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The Curse (The Farm) (1987,  R)
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Critters 2 - The Main Course (1988,  PG-13)
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Frankenhooker (1990,  R)
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The Slumber Party Massacre (1982,  R)
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Slumber Party Massacre II (Don't Let Go) (1987,  R)
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Sleepaway Camp (1983,  R)
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Dolly Dearest (1992,  R)
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Leprechaun (1993,  R)
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Leprechaun 2 (1994,  R)
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Leprechaun 3 (1995,  R)
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Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988,  PG-13)
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Return to Horror High (1987,  R)
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Basket Case (1982,  R)
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Child's Play 2 (1990,  R)
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Child's Play 3 (1991,  R)
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The Mangler (1994,  R)
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Blood Diner (1987,  Unrated)
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Head of the Family (1996,  R)
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Motel Hell (1980,  R)
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Cellar Dweller (1988,  R)
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976-Evil (1989,  R)
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Dollman (1991,  R)
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Bloodletting (1997,  R)
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Demonic Toys (Dangerous Toys) (1992,  R)
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Monsturd (2003,  R)
Monsturd
If you feel like watching a movie about a killer piece of shit going around causing havoc, then see this movie. This movie is a fucking joke...but a funny joke. I laughed my ass off. I can't believe they made a movie like this, and I can't believe I actually watched it.

This movie is poo poo, but I still laughed a lot. I recommend this but only as a joke, and nothing more.

A killer turd! Come on now...it doesn't get better then that, lol.

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Serial Killing 101 (2004,  R)
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Ghoulies (1985,  PG-13)
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Ghoulies II (1988,  R)
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Cheerleader Camp (1988,  R)
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Zombie Nightmare (1986,  R)
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Troll (1986,  PG-13)
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Student Bodies (1981,  R)
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The Horror Show (House 3) (1989,  R)
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The Granny (The Granny: A Blood Relative) (The Matriarch) (1995,  R)
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Summer Camp Nightmare (1987,  PG-13)
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Remote Control (1988,  Unrated)

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  1. farrahforfilm
    farrahforfilm posted 622 days ago

    Great selection.I have to confess that I have not seen them all.I will have to check the others out.I remember "Frankenhooker".haha I think I watched that on HBO.No kidding.

  2. Deano78
    Deano78 posted 440 days ago

    Good list you should check out The Greenkeeper, slasher at a golf course! Jolly Roger: Massacre at Cutters Grove a Pirate slasher lol.

  3. daynadadiva
    daynadadiva posted 320 days ago

    Some of my FAV's~!!!!!!!!
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