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This list consists of the most disappointing films I've seen in order of expectation Vs degree of suckfullness

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1
King Kong (2005) (2005,  PG-13)
King Kong (2005) 2.0 Stars
Nothing if not for CG.
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2
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe (2005,  PG)
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe 2.5 Stars
Too uninvolving.
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3
A History of Violence (2005,  R)
A History of Violence 1.0 Star
Some movies can get away with affronting scenes for the sheer impact of them. This film, however, was far too shallow.
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4
Blade II (2002,  R)
Blade II 2.0 Stars
Unfortunately I own this. Anyone want to buy it? Going cheap.
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5
Terminator 3 - Rise of the Machines (2003,  R)
Terminator 3 - Rise of the Machines 2.5 Stars
It's a shame they even tried.

I saw this again recently on television and it did not disappoint me as much as it did in the cinema.
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6
E.T. - The Extra-Terrestrial (1982,  PG)
E.T. - The Extra-Terrestrial 2.5 Stars
Even as a kid I could not see what was so special about this movie.

Not realistically portrayed enough to be as sentimental is it attempts
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7
Click (2006,  PG-13)
Click 2.5 Stars
Nothing like I expected. Not enough humour to be so pretentious. I hate it when they wake up and it was all a dream.
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8
Face/Off (1997,  R)
Face/Off 2.0 Stars
Hugely disapointing, and difficult to watch all the way through.
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9
Street Fighter (1994,  PG-13)
Street Fighter 2.0 Stars
I'm sorry. Go directly to jail. Do not pass GO. Do not collect $200.
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10
Broken Arrow (1996,  R)
Broken Arrow 1.5 Stars
A massive let down. I wasn't even expecting anything, but what I got was unimaginable
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11
The Mist (2007,  R)
The Mist 2.0 Stars
Well this is the last time I see a film just because it was directed by Frank Darabont's if it's horror.

Perhaps horror fans could like it, but I found this bizarre take on a zombie film boring and pointless.
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