Comedy Disasters


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Weekend at Bernie's II (1993,  PG)
Weekend at Bernie's II
Half a star is too generous. I'd give it No stars if it was an option. In this dumb sequel, Bernie can now get up and dance when music is played, due to voodoo.

Yeah....avoid it. It's totally unfunny, at least the first was stupid and funny. This one is just stupid.
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Epic Movie (2007,  PG-13)
Epic Movie
I don't even know why people rush to see horrible spoof movies like this. Sadly, they won't stop making them either.
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Disaster Movie (2008,  PG-13)
Disaster Movie
I could probably just throw it half a star without even seeing it. Scary Movie was ok, but after that, these movie have just gotten worse and worse.

Plus this one is as poorly titled as Epic Movie. Half these movies aren't even disaster movies. So yeah, a more fitting title for most of these movies would be....Shitty Movie. Disaster Movie might only be a fitting title since this will be a DISASTER.
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Date Movie (2006,  PG-13)
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Superhero Movie (2008,  PG-13)
Superhero Movie
They should just call the next movie like this Shitty Movie so people actually don't get their hopes up for somerthing good. Since people actually rush to see what usually turns out to be....a shitty movie.
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Scary Movie 2 (2001,  R)
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White Chicks (2004,  PG-13)
White Chicks
never seen it but looks retarded
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Police Academy 3 - Back in Training (1986,  PG)
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Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005,  R)
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Little Man (2006,  PG-13)
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License to Wed (2007,  PG-13)
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Fathers' Day (1997,  PG-13)
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My Giant (1998,  PG)
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The Whole Ten Yards (2003,  PG-13)
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Analyze That (2002,  R)
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The Pink Panther (2006,  PG)
The Pink Panther
Despite being a little better than I expected, it's still not that great. There's some laughs here and there but the movie is still more stupid than it is funny.

While, I don't know who told Steve Martin that he'd make a good Jacques Clouseau. He has his usual look but with a brown mustache glued on. In some scenes, it appears that it's falling off his face. White hair with a brown mustache looks pretty silly as well. Kevin Kline looks more the part and could have pulled it off better. Yet, he's only wasted in a supporting role.

Martin simply just looks out of place and has been a lot funnier. I do like him as a comedian, I have liked many of his films. I just don't like him in this role. He's totally wrong for the part.
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Pink Panther 2 (2009,  PG)
Pink Panther 2
Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Steve Martin) is back and this time he's teaming up with a squad of International Detectives. They're after a crook that calls himself the Tornado.

I enjoyed Steve Martin's antics a little more in this 2nd film. He's entertaining, despite being wrong for the role of Inspector Jacques Clouseau . John Cleese is a funny guy but I think Kevin Kline did a better job as Dreyfus in the first film. Kline did a French accent, Cleese doesn't even bother trying not to sound English.

While Andy Garcia, Jeromy Irons and Alfred Molina just look like they wandered on to the wrong set. Just like the first film, I was close to liking the movie. But a lot the jokes are predictable and repetitive. It's still just a little funnier than the first movie though.
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Caddyshack II (1988,  PG)
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I Love You Beth Cooper (2009,  PG-13)
I Love You Beth Cooper
I'm not sure why Chris Columbus left the Harry Potter franchise if he's going to just make movies like this. The movie however isn't the total disaster critics have called it.

I think it has it's sweet and charming moments even if it is a bit of a mess. It's not very original either, it feels like a retread of many teen comedies from the 80's. But Hayden could make it in movies if she fires her agent and vows to never work with Chris Columbus again.
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Envy (2004,  PG-13)
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The Heartbreak Kid (2007,  R)
The Heartbreak Kid
The Heartbreak really isn't as bad as critics have made it out to be. However, compared to other Farrelly films it's just not as good. Richard Roeper says that Stiller acts like he doesn't even wanna be in the movie. But I disagree, he's in good form and is funny.

The movie itself never even struck me as a Farrelly Brother film though when I saw any of the trailers. Hell even thought that Stiller could do better when I saw the trailers. The movie isn't great but it's not horrible even if it isn't the best Stiller or Farrelly Brother movie.

Roeper totally went off on the movie and said Stiller's character is a jerk and unlikeable. But that goes for him too actually. I mean he loves to rip into kid actors and say how awful their acting is. That's off subject "lol" but I think Stiller's likeable up to certain points of the movie where yes he can be a jerk. But his jerky moments do get some laughs at least. I also like the supporting work of Jerry Stiller and Rob Cordnny. So this movie isn't really an entire waste like critics try to say it is.
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Bewitched (2005,  PG-13)
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Dracula - Dead and Loving It (1995,  PG-13)
Dracula - Dead and Loving It
I remember when I saw this in theaters. There was me and one other guy and he was snoring very loud lol. This could've and should've been funny with Mel Brooks directing it, but it's pretty flat.
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Gone Fishin' (1997,  PG)
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8 Heads in a Duffel Bag (1997,  R)
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Jungle 2 Jungle (1997,  PG)
Jungle 2 Jungle
I love Tim Allen but who the hell is his agent ????
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Christmas with the Kranks (2004,  PG)
Christmas with the Kranks
The movie has like one touching moment in it that almost made me want to like it. However the neigbors are extremely nosey , annoying and controlling. Plus Tim Allen just needs to fire his agent already since his character is like the total opposite of the fun Tim the tool man Taylor. He's cranky and not that cheerful while Jamie Lee Curtis just screeches and screams her way through the movie. So it's hard to want to spend Christmas with the Kranks or their neighbors for that matter.
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Surviving Christmas (2004,  PG-13)
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Another Stakeout (1993,  PG-13)
Another Stakeout
Disapointing next to the original. Who casted Rosie O'Donnell ?? Dreyfuss and Estevez are funner without her in the original.
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The Hot Chick (2002,  PG-13)
The Hot Chick
Rob Schneider acting like a girl is disturbing lol. I'd prefer if Rachel McAdams never turnt into him in the movie. More McAdams is always a good thing lol. Plus Anna Faris is adorable and funny and steals the show.
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Scary Movie 4 (2006,  PG-13)
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Batman & Robin (1997,  PG-13)
Batman & Robin
Every time I try to watch the movie I always have a tough time getting through it. It's like Power Rangers with Batman.

I don't get why Warner Brothers thought that they needed to make things even lighter for children after Batman Forever. It's not as if Batman Forever was too dark or violent for kids. Here they add silly gadgets for Batman & Robin to use that you'd think would only be in the 60's tv series. I mean Batman with special ice skates just incase he has to fight villains on ice skates ?

While Mr. Freeze is so evil that he forces his lackies to sing songs from an old Jack Frost animated special. If you think it couldn't get any more lame than that, it actually does. While Joel once again delivers with shots of Batman's butt thinking that's what Batman fans want to see the most. He knows so much about the comics that he even had Batgirl related to Alfred when she in fact is supposed to be Gordon's daughter. Batman Forever may have been a step in the wrong direction but at least managed to at least deilver some fun. This movie is just boring.
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Batman: The Movie (1966,  PG)
Batman: The Movie
It felt like a bad comedy, yet it's still more watchable than Batman & Robin.
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Mr. Nanny (1993,  PG)
Mr. Nanny
Mr. Nanny is as unwatchable as a Hogan movies get. Hulk showed with the case of his son though that he just cares about money. I mean Nick's friend is crippled and he's just talking about making his son money with a reality show. Hopefully that show makes Nick about as much money as this movie got his father lol.
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Exit to Eden (1994,  R)
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Baby's Day Out (1994,  PG)
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Son of the Mask (2005,  PG)
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My Boyfriend's Back (1993,  PG-13)
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She-Devil (1989,  PG-13)
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Year One (2009,  PG-13)
Year One
Year One is written and directed by Harold Ramis and produced by Judd Apatow. These are two men that know comedy, yet this movie has very few laughs. It could have been a funny spoof of films like 10,000 BC and Apocalypto but instead it's pretty boring and forgettable.

An early scene where Jack Black teaches Cera how to pick up women by hitting them in the head with a club was funny. But sadly that's the one scene I remember being funny. Cavemen picking up women with pick-up lines of today only got small chuckles from me. Many of the other jokes are just tasteless and dumb kind of stuff that you'd expect from the Wayans.

The big cast is just wasted. Especially Olivia Wilde (House). Paul Rudd, Bill Hadar and Christopher Mintz-Plasse. Multiplicity and Badazzled are considered flops that Ramis directed but those films were even a lot better than Year One.

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