DontBlameMeIJustWatchThem's Rating
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One of those movies everyone should see at least once before they die.
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I don't have to tell you about this movie, because I know you've already seen it. Right? But who did you think stole it: Lloyd Bridges, Leslie Nielsen or Johnny?
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Some pretty cool death scenes.
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Arguably the greatest college movie ever, this one has it all: gross humor, crazy characters and topless sorority girls. Go buy it now.
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Campy awesomeness. This movie reignited my childhood crush on Jane Fonda (Don't ask.)
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Next to Batman, this is Michael Keaton's greatest role, as far as I'm concerned.
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I can still remember the first time I saw this movie: Upstairs at Grandma's house in my uncle's old room.
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80s classic that still holds up fairly well.
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My intro to Kevin Smith movies.
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The movie is funny all the way through, but the best scenes are the ones in the barbershop and Sam Jackson's appearance.
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Not a bad way to burn an afternoon on a lazy weekend.
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My all time favorite animated Disney movie, this was on heavy rotation in the VCR back in the day.
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Very cool, low budget movie, with a lot guns.
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Bullets fly and Salma Hayek is an uber babe. Very cool flick.
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I wish Salma had a bigger part in this one.
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Very cool surfing flick.
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Some really pretty girls in this movie...Oh yeah, there's also a lot surfing. Very cool flick.
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All I can say is: I saw it.
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One man army on a mission. Killing anyone who tries to stop him and blowing up just about anything that can be blown up. That's my kind of movie.
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BRUTAL. RAMBO IS MY HOMEBOY.
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Freaks
(1932, Unrated)
This movie is practically ancient history but it is still very much worth watching.
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It's not the greatest movie ever made, but for what it is, this is pretty friggin' awesome. I loved it.
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The first half of this movie is the most unintentionally funny serious sequence ever.
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Some real funny moments, plus Anne Hathaway hits an all time hotness.
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Gojira
(1956, Unrated)
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Classic. I still remember exactly where I was when I first saw this: Freeport Rec Center, front office. Later that same day, we went to the video store, rented it and watched it again.
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I'm not sure when I first saw this or how, but at some point in my childhood, this became my favorite movie. It still ranks up near the top of my all-time list.
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Stupidly funny.
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SWEET NEKKID PACIFIST!!! WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? GO SEE THE MOVIE NOW.
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Sex, drugs, rock n roll and big cartoon boobies everywhere. Go buy it now.
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B(oYo)BS!
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80s classic.
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I've always loved this movie, since the first time I saw it. And I'm not ashamed to admit "The Glory of Love" was, and still is, one of my all time favorite songs.
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If I had to choose, this would be my number one favorite movie. I fell in love with this movie (and Natalie Portman) the first time I saw it, so many years ago.
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All around classic.
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One of my all time favorites, I love this movie (and the theme song). I highly recommend reading the book too.
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Friggin' hilarious.
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Very cool fantasy movie. Main girl's a cutie.
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A very cool movie with a lot of nekkid chicks. Go buy it now.
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First one's just a little bit better, but this one does have it's moments.
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Less than the second and nowhere near the first.
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If you're a fan of the show, you'll like this. I thought it had some pretty funny moments.
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I'll never look at Jennifer Connelly the same way again.
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Pi
(1998, R)
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Nerds rule!
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Not even in the same league as the original. It's almost as if the new guys are trying too hard and yet not trying hard enough.
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Friggin awesome B-movie. Definite must-see.
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Saw
(2004, R)
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Pure awesomeness.
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Rick Moranis as Dark Helmet is one of the funniest performances ever. Go buy it now.
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SHOWER SCENE!
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Another animated Disney flick that was on heavy rotation back in the day.
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It didn't replace the original as my favorite TMNT movie, but it is a very close second.
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Easily the best of the series.
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Awesome gang movie. Go buy it now.
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Responsible for making me have dirty thoughts about cartoon women since I was 4.
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The greatest video game related movie of all time. I still remember seeing this in the theater.
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ASIAN BOOBS!
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How to Make Blood Spew Out of Your Opponent (including ripping off vital body parts, face plant on a steel floor and a super blow to the head). You just gotta see this one.
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As far as sequels go, this one ain't bad. Way less blood than the original, but there is an incredibly cheesy eye popping scene and sideboob.
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BOOBIES!
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I'm not even gonna pretend I know what's going on here, but this is still one of the coolest movies I have ever seen.
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WORST ENDING EVER. The ending singlehandedly destroys the entire movie.
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Batman
(1989, PG-13)
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My favorite of all Batman movies.
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Big
(1988, PG)
Undoubtedly my favorite Tom Hanks movie.
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The book was WAY funnier than this.
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A monster movie without a monster. You only get to see the thing briefly at the end. Skip this and watch Tremors instead.
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EVIL DOLL SEX!
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Carrie's revenge at the prom is one of my all time favorites movie moments.
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Not gonna lie, the only reason I bought this movie was because I wanted to see Pam Grier topless.
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This ain't too bad, maybe worth a rental.
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HYPNOTIZING BOOBIES!
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I would give just about anything to see this movie on a drive-in screen. I can only imagine how awesome that must've been back in the 70s.
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Gia
(1998, R)
This is the only time I've ever been attracted to Angelina Jolie.
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Go
(1999, R)
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Grind
(2003, PG-13)
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The first real horror movie I ever saw (although technically, I saw it on TNT so it doesn't really count). One of my favorites.
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NICE BOOBS!
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B-MOVIE GOODNESS. Mutants, babes and Rowdy Roddy Piper....it's as if this movie was made to be shown on late night movie programs.
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I didn't have high expectations for this one, but I was really surprised by how good it was.
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CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS IN TROUBLE. Go buy it now.
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It has it's moments.
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Not much of an ending, but still a good movie.
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Classic. This is the movie that movies by comedy troupes want to be.
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HOLY CA-RAP! This movie is just all around bad. Picture and audio quality are low, acting is lame and the content is disgusting. HOWEVER, I found it freakin' hilarious and cannot honestly give it anything less than five stars. Total midnight movie, if I ever saw one. Go rent it now.
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Some really funny moments in this one.
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SECOND WORST ENDING EVER! The audio was bad, the lighting was worse and there was only one really good kill scene, but that one chick was a cutie.
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Highly underrated. If nothing else, see it because Jennifer Connelly is hot.
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The movie that made me a Jackie Chan fan.
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It was funnier then.
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That one chick was hot.
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This has always been my favorite Star Wars movie.
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UPSKIRT!
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