DontBlameMeIJustWatchThem's Movies

One of those movies everyone should see at least once before they die.

I don't have to tell you about this movie, because I know you've already seen it. Right? But who did you think stole it: Lloyd Bridges, Leslie Nielsen or Johnny?

Some pretty cool death scenes.

Arguably the greatest college movie ever, this one has it all: gross humor, crazy characters and topless sorority girls. Go buy it now.

Campy awesomeness. This movie reignited my childhood crush on Jane Fonda (Don't ask.)

Next to Batman, this is Michael Keaton's greatest role, as far as I'm concerned.

I can still remember the first time I saw this movie: Upstairs at Grandma's house in my uncle's old room.

80s classic that still holds up fairly well.

My intro to Kevin Smith movies.

The movie is funny all the way through, but the best scenes are the ones in the barbershop and Sam Jackson's appearance.

Not a bad way to burn an afternoon on a lazy weekend.

My all time favorite animated Disney movie, this was on heavy rotation in the VCR back in the day.

Very cool, low budget movie, with a lot guns.

Bullets fly and Salma Hayek is an uber babe. Very cool flick.

I wish Salma had a bigger part in this one.

Very cool surfing flick.

Some really pretty girls in this movie...Oh yeah, there's also a lot surfing. Very cool flick.

All I can say is: I saw it.

One man army on a mission. Killing anyone who tries to stop him and blowing up just about anything that can be blown up. That's my kind of movie.

BRUTAL. RAMBO IS MY HOMEBOY.

This movie is practically ancient history but it is still very much worth watching.

It's not the greatest movie ever made, but for what it is, this is pretty friggin' awesome. I loved it.

The first half of this movie is the most unintentionally funny serious sequence ever.

Some real funny moments, plus Anne Hathaway hits an all time hotness.

Classic. I still remember exactly where I was when I first saw this: Freeport Rec Center, front office. Later that same day, we went to the video store, rented it and watched it again.

I'm not sure when I first saw this or how, but at some point in my childhood, this became my favorite movie. It still ranks up near the top of my all-time list.

Stupidly funny.

SWEET NEKKID PACIFIST!!! WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? GO SEE THE MOVIE NOW.

Sex, drugs, rock n roll and big cartoon boobies everywhere. Go buy it now.

B(oYo)BS!

80s classic.

I've always loved this movie, since the first time I saw it. And I'm not ashamed to admit "The Glory of Love" was, and still is, one of my all time favorite songs.

If I had to choose, this would be my number one favorite movie. I fell in love with this movie (and Natalie Portman) the first time I saw it, so many years ago.

All around classic.

One of my all time favorites, I love this movie (and the theme song). I highly recommend reading the book too.

Friggin' hilarious.

Very cool fantasy movie. Main girl's a cutie.

A very cool movie with a lot of nekkid chicks. Go buy it now.

First one's just a little bit better, but this one does have it's moments.

Less than the second and nowhere near the first.

If you're a fan of the show, you'll like this. I thought it had some pretty funny moments.

I'll never look at Jennifer Connelly the same way again.

Nerds rule!

Not even in the same league as the original. It's almost as if the new guys are trying too hard and yet not trying hard enough.

Friggin awesome B-movie. Definite must-see.

Pure awesomeness.

Rick Moranis as Dark Helmet is one of the funniest performances ever. Go buy it now.

SHOWER SCENE!

Another animated Disney flick that was on heavy rotation back in the day.

It didn't replace the original as my favorite TMNT movie, but it is a very close second.

Easily the best of the series.

Awesome gang movie. Go buy it now.

Responsible for making me have dirty thoughts about cartoon women since I was 4.

The greatest video game related movie of all time. I still remember seeing this in the theater.

ASIAN BOOBS!

How to Make Blood Spew Out of Your Opponent (including ripping off vital body parts, face plant on a steel floor and a super blow to the head). You just gotta see this one.

As far as sequels go, this one ain't bad. Way less blood than the original, but there is an incredibly cheesy eye popping scene and sideboob.

BOOBIES!

I'm not even gonna pretend I know what's going on here, but this is still one of the coolest movies I have ever seen.

WORST ENDING EVER. The ending singlehandedly destroys the entire movie.

My favorite of all Batman movies.

Undoubtedly my favorite Tom Hanks movie.

The book was WAY funnier than this.

A monster movie without a monster. You only get to see the thing briefly at the end. Skip this and watch Tremors instead.

EVIL DOLL SEX!

Carrie's revenge at the prom is one of my all time favorites movie moments.

Not gonna lie, the only reason I bought this movie was because I wanted to see Pam Grier topless.

This ain't too bad, maybe worth a rental.

HYPNOTIZING BOOBIES!

I would give just about anything to see this movie on a drive-in screen. I can only imagine how awesome that must've been back in the 70s.

This is the only time I've ever been attracted to Angelina Jolie.

The first real horror movie I ever saw (although technically, I saw it on TNT so it doesn't really count). One of my favorites.

NICE BOOBS!

B-MOVIE GOODNESS.
Mutants, babes and Rowdy Roddy Piper....it's as if this movie was made to be shown on late night movie programs.

I didn't have high expectations for this one, but I was really surprised by how good it was.