Dumb Movies To Avoid!

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Don't watch these, unless you love bad cinema!

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2 Fast 2 Furious (2003,  PG-13)
2 Fast 2 Furious 2.0 Stars
WARNING. EXPLICIT LANGUAGE FOLLOWS!:

2 long 2 dumb. I don't like these "im full of style baby, fuck plot and narrative" movies, with characters who act like they are the coolest thing ever. I find Paul Walker fucking annoying, and all the shitty side actors.

I think this movie is pretty shitty all round, but if you like the sound of a movie which should be no longer than a half hour; but is, a movie which has cocky "cool" characters, and a movie with a dumb plot, then you should definatly see this.

Even the first was better than this, but now there is a third; GOD DAMN!
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The Mummy (1999,  PG-13)
The Mummy 2.0 Stars
I can't stand this movie, and the fact that it is so popular.

I think the idea is "meh", the action is dull, the script is predictable, and the acting is forced.

They went and made a sequel; and The Scorpian King, no thanks sir, no thanks.
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Garfield - The Movie (2004,  PG)
Garfield - The Movie 1.5 Stars
The most annoying cat I have ever seen on screen, next to that one in Cats and Dogs. The real Garfield was always cool, not only does this fat furball look nothing like the original Garfield, but he is just really annoying.

This would be a half decent kids movie, the jokes would appeal to them, the story is fun enough, its just Garfield; I wanted to kill him by the end of this movie, shame too because Bill Murray voices him.

Just don't bother watching this.
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Jeepers Creepers 2 (2003,  R)
Jeepers Creepers 2 1.0 Star
A shameful exscuse for a horror movie, not even slightly scary, but 100% laughable. It is the shirtless teen marathon, with your host vagina head!
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Cats & Dogs (2001,  PG)
Cats & Dogs 1.5 Stars
Cats & Dogs belong in the house, not on my movie screen. Very, very annoying kids movie. We don't really need anymore movies with live action talking animals, I can't even begin to calculate how many there are, and how many of them are actually average or above. I really dislike this movie.
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XXX: State of the Union (XXX: The Next Level) (2005,  PG-13)
XXX: State of the Union (XXX: The Next Level) 2.5 Stars
Let me tell you something people, famous rappers don't automatically make for a good action movie. This really has no relation to the prequel as well, it felt like an entirely new series. The only thing that kept this going was the huge usage of special effects, and even those became an overused novelty.
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AVP - Alien Vs. Predator (2004,  PG-13)
AVP - Alien Vs. Predator 1.5 Stars
Ever wondered how you could kill two good movie franchises with just one stone? If so then this will show you how.

This is just dumb. The plot makes no sense, as in the aliens and predators reasons for their actions. The acting is instantly forgettable, and I don't even think there is one main character, each actor has equally shared amounts of crappy dialogue.

For more movies which help to kill two franchises in one go check out Freddy Vs Jason, another craptacular feast of meanlingless events.
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